Of all the games you could choose why talk about Minecraft?
[QUOTE=lolo;32677108]What the fuck, there is already a shit company that makes christian games, it's so fucking stupid.
[video=youtube;0e3dy5mcgfg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e3dy5mcgfg[/video]
Left Behind 3: Rise of the anti-christ (The name is hilarious no kidding)
These parents don't see anything at all, they're majorly blind. He'll I'll let my kid do whatever he wants because he's a human being, kids get taught through mistakes and errors.[/QUOTE]
Being Christian myself, i played this (got it for free from the company) and i found this to be the most hilarious RTS i ever played.
Its RTS elements are ok (basically all the units have a Morality meter, Green = Christian Grey = Neutral Red = Atheist/Anti-christ person, Your objective is to get as much green morality people as possible, to build a massive army. You do so by using the recruit key on the menu where you select a thing you wish to recruit and then the unit goes and talks to it for around 10-15 seconds. Once you acquire enough special units like Engineers and stuff and enough money, you acquire buildings that are pre-built to get more special powerup stuff. you can solve stuff through Peaceful terms (like pray the fuck out of a enemy till they go green) or Beat the shit out of people(but this removes the unit instead of them joining you.) Athiests/Anti-christ people can also demoralize your units to stop fighting for you and you can do the same to them.), but they do silly shit the whole entire game.
I had to beat up a mexican rockband to acquire a cafe that was required in a main campaign mission, and i can't just beat them up with one christian (The mexican guitar guys have overpowered guitar stuff), i ahve to mass a entire 5-10 people to beat up one person (Did i mention all the christians i recruited were always white.)
it was hilarious. i only got through 2-3 missions then quit because i was bored of it (Got to the point where this woman i acquired from a church choir can auto-recruit instantly within a area.)
Also there's blatant advertising in the game from AMC Theaters (One Quest involves you Actually going to get a main character from a AMC theater), Us Army, Gamestop, etc.
hey guys smurfs are satanic they will make you go to hell don't watch them or talk about them or god will be angry with you
[SP]how does this shit even get thought up, referring to second vid on first page[/sp]
"Isn't there a Guitar something called Hero?" HAHAHAHA.
Seriously... I can respect people of religion, as long as they don't act like FUCKING RETARDS!!! How is it really possible to be so FUCKING upset about games. Demons... GAMES! MADE BY HUMANS! How can there be DEMONS in them?! FUCK THE BLOOD OF JESUS! You fucking religious nuts. Their children will be broken. They should be arrested for child abuse. They are evil. They think they are good, but they are just pure fucking evil. Demons. Fucking demons man.
I need to find the video where one of them says "Carl of duteh, isn't 'tat the game with the... the turret?"
I've always been disappointed in 'Christians' like this.
I was raised Catholic by my family and my mum used to play freaking Pokemon Stadium with me and loved it, and since my dad was an artist he loved the art of the Pokemon and used to ask me if he could look at all my cards.
It's people & shows like this that give other Christians a really bad name amongst other beliefs. After shooing away a really intrusive & aggressive Christian public speaker who handed me a flier and instantly thought that meant I wanted to talk to him and he said something about me burning in Hell, my atheist friend asked me angrily why I could believe in such nonsense as God and Jesus with people like that walking around. I told him because Jesus would slap those cunts the fuck out for being such ignorant pricks.
From what I've got from the Bible is, don't be a cunt, but have fun in life, respect EVERYONES right to belief and don't force them to change unless they come to you, religion is personal, you shouldn't devote your whole life to it, it's like an invisible friend you can spill your guts too when you're sad, it's not the most important thing in the world.
I'm pretty sure if God existed and "loves us" he would want us to go and get drunk with your athiest, buddhist and Jew friends and not argue about religion, have fun and play Pokemanz
I've even got a Muslim friend and we can't find anything to disagree on in religion.
You don't throw the fucking dead ravens in the trash, you bury them at the base of fruit-bearing plants so they grow better.
Fucking luddites don't know the circle of life.
What they said about minecraft isn't that bad, I can understand it entirely.
Sometimes me and some friends will set up a server, and play for what feels like a few hours and end up realizing we played for about 8 hours.
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