Describe a moment in your life when time "stood still." - General

When I was 12 and my dad died

[QUOTE=kidwithsword;24049764]When I was 12 my neighbors wanted to get back at my mom for breaking contact with her after they said some nasty things. So one day during the summer I was at home with my brother who was 9 and I was playing Halo on PC. I got a call from my mom and she sounded all upset. She told me that a police officer would be coming by the house. I was just like "what the fuck" and a few moments later I hear a knocking on the door. I refused to open it. He said he was a police officer and I ignored him. The second time he said it and knocked on the door and I opened it. He asked me for my date of birth and told me I was too young to be home alone (I was twelve years old; how is that too young?). The cop looked through the door into my house and then went outside and began talking on his radio. A few minutes later my mom arrived at the house with a few officers with her. I could see she was crying. I called my dad because I had no idea what else to do. I started crying while I was talking to him and he had no idea what was going on. My mom ran into the room and just held my brother and myself. We were all crying. As it turns out, my asshole neighbors reported that I was doing really irresponsible shit while I was home alone with my brother and that my mom was negligent, etc. Keep in mind all of this was bullshit. So the next week a DSS agent comes to my house to interview us all and she determines that there was no criminal negligence and that my neighbors were making shit up. The whole cop situation lasted maybe 15 minutes but I remember it felt like forever. tl;dr: My neighbors try to get me and my brother taken away from our parents and time felt like it was standing still.[/QUOTE] Your neighbors have achieved the level of SUPER DOUCHE.

When I was told we were moving, the second time in two years.

[QUOTE=Kuro.;24048766]During the minutes right before they announced Diablo 3 (with that whole 'ice breaking' series of images leading up to the World Wide Invitational). Then the page refreshed and I was all like FUCK YES.[/QUOTE] oh man i remember this

When I asked out this hot girl and she said yes. She just stood there smiling at me. I nearly shat my pants.

First time I heard the beastie boys. First time I hospitalized a kid. First time I saw myself in the mirror when i was dressed as a reservoir dog.(which is my favorite)

Everytime I look at a tight ass.

I Was rollerblading (Yes i know...) On a Saturday Morning. When i was infront of the school area, a rock got caught between two of my wheels in my right skate. Which literally vaulted me about 10 feet forward judging from how fast i was going. While i was "flying" everything around me seemed so slow. I landed on my left wrist, shattering it in three places. One of which was a crack running nearly through the whole growth plate.

When I had my first jizz.

I was sitting on the couch watching The Day The Earth Stood Still.

When my computer got internet access back after 3 years.

[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24052666]I was sitting on the couch watching The Day The Earth Stood Still.[/QUOTE] dude that's gayer than the hemarrhoid thing.

When I got hit in the head with a rock.

When I hit some guy in the head with a rock.

[QUOTE=Anastatius;24049291]The day I found out my best friends dad had died. That wasn't a good day.[/QUOTE] Same thing happened to me :smith:

When I was working up the courage to ask this girl out to a movie. And come on, am I the only one who noticed and got a headache when op said "clip"? :sigh:

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;24052804]When I hit some guy in the head with a rock.[/QUOTE] That was actually kind of funny. Because that means I know where you live.

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;24052928]That was actually kind of funny. Because that means I know where you live.[/QUOTE] WHY YOU EDIT YOU POST, BITCHHHh?

I was blazed, came home at 2am, and the light at the end of the hall was still on... which meant my mom was still up. So I freaked, but in all honesty I was just tripping. Then I went to bed.

[quote=the mighty boatman;24052953]why you edit you post, bitchhhh?[/quote] BECAUSE I WANTED TO BITCH! /caps

[QUOTE=Mister B;24052871]When I was working up the courage to ask this girl out to a movie. And come on, am I the only one who noticed and got a headache when op said "clip"? :sigh:[/QUOTE] what's wrong with "clip"?

Watching Inception. Damn.

the day i almost drowned because people held me under the water in a pool

It was pretty early into the snowboarding season, so there was a lot of artificial snow and I was being pretty careless, going as fast as I wanted to. That night I made the decision to not wear a helmet because I mean, c'mon, they're not [i]cool[/i]. Well I was going pretty fast over a series of small jumps that were shaped like a bunch of u's one after another and I hit the one pretty awkwardly. Well I went flying and smashed the back of my head off of one of the jumps. When I was falling, everything turned kind of a crystal clear and I can kind of remember waiting to hit the ground. When I did, everything was kind of blurry and I was kind of dizzy. I said screw it and walked down the rest of the trail and headed in for the night. Pretty sure I was slightly concussed, but I never got it checked out or anything.

i was making soup earlier and i swear to god i was waiting for like, 20 minutes, for it to boil.

This one time I was on acid and on one side of the bridge was a frozen rainstorm hanging in the air and on the other side was a sunset that was burning the world.

I was in Ukraine for a month.

When I saw marble hornets entry number 26.

when a fucking creeper came around after mining some diamond and blew me up and there was lava under me

When they announced a filter for the internet.