Describe a moment in your life when time "stood still." - General

Back in 3rd grade or so, this girl found a porn magazine. So of course, a bunch of guys get excited about it and demand to borrow it. However, she only trusted me out of any males, so I had to go into the restroom with them and stand in a cramped stall whilst they all drooled over tits and ass. Me being the little prudish fucker I was, was in a completely uncomfortable and frightening position... which got even worse when the principal (who was female, btw) decided to start banging on the door to the restroom. "BOYS! BOYS, GET OUT HERE, NOW." I almost fucking shit myself, I swear to god. My school career was over. I would never be seen the same way again. I would never be trusted again. My life was OVER. Time stood still. So finally, one of them ripped off my jacket and hid the magazine in it and we all scrambled outside to await our doom. And then she calmly told us to not use this restroom, which was out of the way in the sticks, but rather a restroom that was nearer to the playground so that we wouldn't be up to any "nonsense." I cannot tell you how relieved I was. I was so relieved, in fact, that I relieved myself. :geno:

[QUOTE=Furioso;24053357]Back in 3rd grade or so, this girl found a porn magazine. So of course, a bunch of guys get excited about it and demand to borrow it. However, she only trusted me out of any males, so I had to go into the restroom with them and stand in a cramped stall whilst they all drooled over tits and ass. Me being the little prudish fucker I was, was in a completely uncomfortable and frightening position... which got even worse when the principal (who was female, btw) decided to start banging on the door to the restroom. "BOYS! BOYS, GET OUT HERE, NOW." I almost fucking shit myself, I swear to god. My school career was over. I would never be seen the same way again. I would never be trusted again. My life was OVER. Time stood still. So finally, one of them ripped off my jacket and hid the magazine in it and we all scrambled outside to await our doom. And then she calmly told us to not use this restroom, which was out of the way in the sticks, but rather a restroom that was nearer to the playground so that we wouldn't be up to any "nonsense." I cannot tell you how relieved I was. I was so relieved, in fact, that I relieved myself. :geno:[/QUOTE] That was lmost as gay as my story. Let's fuck.

[QUOTE=Roflcopter A;24053054]what's wrong with "clip"?[/QUOTE] Gun nerds who think anyone gives a shit about the difference between magazine and clip.

i fell off the trampoline head first and time felt like it was frozen so then i leaned into a ball so i wouldnt break my neck

I was carving the word CUNT into another dead hookers face and I saw the red and blues going out my window, but they weren't after me.

[QUOTE=lawl;24050814]Giving a loaded handgun to a 7 year old...umm yeah...[/QUOTE] You reminded me a dream I had that I gave a gun to a kid and he went to his house and killed everyone.

When I came home from celebrating my 15th birthday ( i think) and found my dads body on the couch.

Nearly drowning in my neighbor's pool.

when I was playing tennis and I hit the ball in a way that'd make Roger Federer cry tears of jealousy [editline]01:47AM[/editline] also I've been shot at before and time didn't slow down, I just tried to get the fuck outta there

When my grandma died. b'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :saddowns:

When I tripped and fell towards a glass table, busted my lip and now I have a permanent scar that looks like a large bump on the right of my bottom lip. This happened when I was like 5.

When I was 17, my parents convinced me to go skydiving. I was too much of a pussy to jump out of the plane on my own, so the assistant guy in the back with me and my brother was attempting to convince me to jump out when he asked me if all my stuff was ready, and I said yeah, and he shoved me right the fuck out when I turned around to look out of the side. I honestly at that moment thought I was going to die. But then my brother jumped out like a badass and he's 20 and cool and shit so it was all good.

[QUOTE=Doomish;24055137]When I was 17, my parents convinced me to go skydiving. I was too much of a pussy to jump out of the plane on my own, so the assistant guy in the back with me and my brother was attempting to convince me to jump out when he asked me if all my stuff was ready, and I said yeah, and he shoved me right the fuck out when I turned around to look out of the side. I honestly at that moment thought I was going to die. But then my brother jumped out like a badass and he's 20 and cool and shit so it was all good.[/QUOTE] It's a very common thing to be afraid of heights, so no worry there. I mean, who wouldn't be afraid of jumping out of a plane and staring death in the face? We're not birds (Unfortunately) Only time I recall is when I knelt down on my floor to find a pin in the shape of a poppy, and I felt a small prick. Looked down and there it was, sticking into my kneecap. Ripping something out of your kneecap is pretty tough. Oh, and the time I threw my bag and it hit my friend's full-body mirror and it tipped a little but then kept leaning against the wall. We both were like "oh... OH.... phew." And then it tipped over and broke everywhere. I just stood there like "holy shit" Later, the glass ended up in my foot because my friend's little brother knocked over the trash can of glass and I was like "HORY SHEET"

When the first time i saw porn, which was on a old VHS tape at my friends house. We were like....................... why is there hair down there?

[QUOTE=Dirf;24050862]Holy crap. The same thing happened to me when I was in 3rd grade. I got hit by a ball and fall down, and I didn't feel any pain, but my forehead was bleeding a ton. It was so weird.[/QUOTE] I was hit by the side of a speeding truck when I was on my bike when I was around that age and I also didn't feel any pain. Little did I know that the back of my head was bleeding a lot of blood.

[i]My heart stood still so did time and space[/i] [img_thumb]http://www.lonelyislandvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jizz_in_my_pants.gif[/img_thumb]

Kicked myself in the balls while running.

Making a new thread and waiting for replies. In all seriousness during summer holidays 2 years ago. It was sooooooo fucking boring.

When I had my first boner.

From how long it took, I can see why time needed to stop there.

I had a terrible incident where I was just a small child, and I had cracked my head on the sidewalk, it felt like forever falling and hitting my head. And when I finally did I wished I didn't. I had another slightly funny incident about how I jumped from a playground set without looking, until that last second where I landed on a horizontal metal pole with my balls. Again it felt like forever falling and seeing that pole smack me in my special area.

After taking some BZP-based party pills during in the day for some odd reason back when I was like 16 I took a shit about 5 hours into the trip and time literally did stand still.

One day some nerd's mom was giving me a BJ. The nerd came home at 2 AM and the light in the bed room was on so I suspected that he knew what was going on. He didn't notice though and just went to bed.

Nasty car accident I got into around this time last year. Left the intersection soon as I got the green, then some bastard rammed into the side of my Mustang doing 70 on a surface street. Took the hood and most of the front of my car off and broke both my window and the passenger side window. I still remember sitting in the middle of the intersection, my arms propped up by the airbag, and feeling like time had come to a stand-still. Got snapped back into reality by a couple of good samaritans who were asking if I was OK, then called 911 and pushed my car off to the side of the road.

[QUOTE=Asswipe;24056560]One day some nerd's mom was giving me a BJ. The nerd came home at 2 AM and the light in the bed room was on so I suspected that he knew what was going on. He didn't notice though and just went to bed.[/QUOTE] That's nice

Was once cleaning my room, decided to dust the wall behind some medieval axe I had gotten as a preteen. Picked it up off the wall and held it so very dangerously by the hilt and, of course, I dropped it on my head. At first I thought it fell the wrong way and hit my head on its side, but unfortunately it had fell to the bone. Fortunately though, It wasn't as bad as I thought it was, but I do vaguely remember blood all over the place.

My first orgasm.

I could say time stood still when I fell off a trampoline and landed on my head, or when I decided it would be cool to shoot bullet-proof glass with a 10 gauge shotgun resulting in a hail of BBs coming back at me and my dad (neither of us were hurt at all), but that wouldn't be true. The only time that time stood still.... is when I walked into the hospital, to see my mom hooked up to all manor of tubes and wires. I actually almost passed out, which I think is why time slowed for me. :smith:

I love how some people are saying "My first orgasm" and some people are saying "When my steam account was hacked" making them seem equally mindblowing

When I asked this girl out and she spent a few minutes being incredibly indecisive.