Describe a moment in your life when time "stood still." - General

When I realised that the name funny wasn't taken

seeing the person Ive had feelings for (for many years) but have never made a move in fear of 'ruining the friendship' with someone else for the first time.

When I had the gnome on dark carnival, everyone else was dead, I had 12 HP and was a few feet away from the helicopter. SMOKEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Also during DVD install of Starcraft 2. Jesus that took like 2 hours.

When I was lying in bed with this girl. We were lying so I was hugging her from behind and my penis was next to her asshole. She was already asleep and I was drifting off it was so peaceful.. And then all of a sudden she sharted in her sleep and just lathered my cock with shit.

A while ago when I saw my hamster dead in it's house. And a few weeks ago when I heard my grandma didn't have long to live :smith:

I feel for you :love:

When I was with my friend Brody, we were just looking around a corner shop for anything we could find. we argued and I said I really hated when he said shit like that. He walked around the front of the shop while I started walking to the back. All of a sudden there was a screech and a smash as a car smashed through the front window. I was hit by a shelf and fell over. Luckily, it wasn't a shelf, but a sunglass rack. I stood up, and saw blood on the front of the car as I walked to the front. I turned the corner... and saw what made time stand still. R.I.P Brody Saint. I never hated you. Edit: When my friend Stevie hung herself after getting hooked on heroin. God fucking damn it Stevie... You didn't need to go that far.

Funnily, I've noticed an almost bullet-time esque quality when seeing an attractive woman. Out of interest, does anyone else have something similar? [sp]In before someone successfully makes a pun involving dicks and the matrix.[/sp]

My first kiss & getting hit by a car.

[QUOTE=overdark;24058544]My first kiss & getting hit by a car.[/QUOTE] So both hurt you or what

It is right now, I am fasting.

when my grandma laid her hand on my erect penis when i was 10

[QUOTE=KirkJ;24058842]when my grandma laid her hand on my erect penis when i was 10[/QUOTE] How long ago? Did you like it?

2 years ago i kinda liked it...

If time stands still... For a while.... How does that work?

[QUOTE=KirkJ;24059082]2 years ago i kinda liked it...[/QUOTE] ...So that makes you 12?

[QUOTE=MrJazzy;24059206]If time stands still... For a while.... How does that work?[/QUOTE] It stands still in your head, you don't want to do anything at that moment, the image you saw in your head froze, etc.

Two years ago my watch needed batteries, there the time stood still.

When I ran up to the train platform, completely exhausted, and the train bitch closed the door right in front of me and made me miss my train.

This one time any webpage started showing "Your account has been disabled please contact your Internet Service Provider" I had all these paranoid thoughts of being charged with cyber crime or something, but it turns out the credit card being used to pay for the internet had expired, so no problem. Yeah my life isn't very eventful.

The first time someone insulted me on the internet

The matrix moment when a car hit the rear wheel of my bicycle knocking me over. Faggot wasn't paying attention.

when some MW2 jocks in class described Borderlands as "a mix between WoW and Quake Live".

[QUOTE=camper182 V2;24049174]when i saw my cat getting run over by an SUV[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=74339&dateline=1275668477[/img]

The night when I tried to sleep with 2 very severe ear infections. 2 hours felt like an eternity. Also, when I went rock climbing, doing what's called lead climbing. I had to climb up to this clip, clip in, then go to the next clip and fall. I ended up falling around 20 feet. Fucking scary shit.

[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;24061046][b]The night when I tried to sleep with 2 very severe ear infections. 2 hours felt like an eternity.[/b] Also, when I went rock climbing, doing what's called lead climbing. I had to climb up to this clip, clip in, then go to the next clip and fall. I ended up falling around 20 feet. Fucking scary shit.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=74339&dateline=1275668477[/img]

When I got permabanned from a server. Then in like 5 months they unbanned me.

When the aforementioned girl ditched me by Skype two weeks later. [editline]04:41PM[/editline] When I found out the aforementioned girl started going out with my best freind (and still is sixth months later :saddowns:)

The moment being resuscitated after almost drowning. Everyone looking over at you, and then the moment where they see you open your eyes and then you can just see the tension leave their eyes, knowing you'll be okay.