This is how you DON'T play Minecraft - General

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;47354182]burping and grunting and shit[/QUOTE] he shits in front of the camera?

[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;47354182]I only have one other question. Does he act like a fucking slob on camera? IE burping and grunting and shit without excusing himself.[/QUOTE] No, he sounds like a human instead of a farm animal.

[QUOTE=Talvy;47354855]he shits in front of the camera?[/QUOTE] You know what I meant.

How did DSP even get famous in the first place?

[QUOTE=TheNerdPest14;47356509]How did DSP even get famous in the first place?[/QUOTE] By shitting out hundreds of videos a week. No joke.

This guy is oddly obsessed over giant throbbing dicks.

I dont get the problem with this. Like, its his first time playing Minecraft. Minecraft doesn't really tell you what to do. its just like, "Fucking, here you go! this fucking world is huge and there fucking, alot of shit here GOOD LUCK" and that's it. that's how it's always been. I remember I had to constantly check guides while learning the ropes. Now DSP is kind of an idiot but this wasn't all that bad. Anyone remember Minecraftchick? she had no idea how to play either. couldn't break stuff, place things, or craft, kind of like DSP here

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;47366278]I dont get the problem with this. Like, its his first time playing Minecraft. Minecraft doesn't really tell you what to do. its just like, "Fucking, here you go! this fucking world is huge and there fucking, alot of shit here GOOD LUCK" and that's it. that's how it's always been. I remember I had to constantly check guides while learning the ropes. Now DSP is kind of an idiot but this wasn't all that bad. Anyone remember Minecraftchick? she had no idea how to play either. couldn't break stuff, place things, or craft, kind of like DSP here[/QUOTE] It's not that he sucks at minecraft, it's that he's the worst person ever.

[QUOTE=Megaman1811;47366278]I dont get the problem with this. Like, its his first time playing Minecraft. Minecraft doesn't really tell you what to do. its just like, "Fucking, here you go! this fucking world is huge and there fucking, alot of shit here GOOD LUCK" and that's it. that's how it's always been. I remember I had to constantly check guides while learning the ropes. Now DSP is kind of an idiot but this wasn't all that bad. Anyone remember Minecraftchick? she had no idea how to play either. couldn't break stuff, place things, or craft, kind of like DSP here[/QUOTE] But did you shit on the game for 5 years and then only give it a try after getting $500 a month?

[QUOTE=Lick;47366375]It's not that he sucks at minecraft, it's that he's the worst person ever.[/QUOTE] Seriously. People don't hate Phil just because he's bad at games, lots of people are. It's that his attitude and personality are just fucking painfully atrocious.

He's a jerk with a horrible sense of humor, but sometimes people take it way too seriously. Look in the discussion tab on his channel; there's nothing in it but "kill urself" posts and sick torture fetishes. Most people would call it quits if they found all those posts on their public channel, but not him. His endurance to all of this is quite amazing, if a bit thick-headed. Edit: I honestly can't wait to invade him in Bloodborne. :D

Did you guys know that Phil had a business card? I didn't and it's amazing(ly unprofessional). [img]http://i.imgur.com/iCEpNUH.png[/img] Yes, he did use fan art instead of an actual picture of himself. Also, why the hell did he move to fucking Washington if he couldn't afford it and didn't have a buyer lined up for his condo? Like what necessitated that he move at all? He works from home and apparently Panda Lee makes fucking soap so why did he have to move?

[video=youtube;z-aoUWM_asE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-aoUWM_asE[/video] NEW EPISODE!

[QUOTE=Destroyox;47440159][video=youtube;z-aoUWM_asE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-aoUWM_asE[/video] NEW EPISODE![/QUOTE] And people paid this asshole money to watch him stare at the fucking guide and ask his stream chat everything because he can't think for himself.

Okaaayy...I admit that the people posting art of him as a dictator like Chairmen Mao and Stalin are taking it WAY to far. He's an a'hole, but you're making him like he's the Antichrist. Maybe these artists should take a career opportunity to do political cartoons.

[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;47446630]Okaaayy...I admit that the people posting art of him as a dictator like Chairmen Mao and Stalin are taking it WAY to far. He's an a'hole, but you're making him like he's the Antichrist. Maybe these artists should take a career opportunity to do political cartoons.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure that's fan art made FOR Phil.

[QUOTE=Destroyox;47440159][video=youtube;z-aoUWM_asE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-aoUWM_asE[/video] NEW EPISODE![/QUOTE] Aaaaaaaaaaand its gone

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;47449325]Aaaaaaaaaaand its gone[/QUOTE] You can always check loophole572's twitter. There's always a download link if you want to watch it on your pc. It'll probably be back up in a week or 2 because Machinima are ok with abusing copyright claims.

DSP's Entire Career Summed Up in a Single Video >15 minute long unboxing video of the standard retail version of a game >Fire alarm is going off during the whole video >Spends more time bitching about the fire alarm than talking about the game. >Doesn't ever open the box >Uploads it anyways [video=youtube;Kj0N-GJZLMc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc[/video]

[QUOTE=Destroyox;47367065]But did you shit on the game for 5 years and then only give it a try after getting $500 a month?[/QUOTE] Why is that a big deal? If his fans are supporting him that much the least he could do is try a game they want to see him play but he was never interested in. Unless he straight up said "I will play minecraft if you support me on patreon" or something along those lines.

He's recently started on Persona 4. Not exactly playthrough friendly unless you edit the hell out of it. I think he's made it his personal mission to shit up every decent game out there now.

I thought it was proven that he's just trolling/doing this for money. If you look at his old videos, he acts like a normal person and plays video games in a normal manner.