[QUOTE=Livewire2440;24042517]Goddamnit, my router is getting turned off in about half an hour to repaint a downstairs room, so i have half an hour to fuck around on FP before i dissapear for the rest of the holiday! huzzah![/QUOTE]
That makes no sense.
See above post and it will all the sudden.
[QUOTE=ReconUnit;24042997]The router will obviously cuase the paint to absorb the contents of the internet and become self-aware, filled with the disgust of the human race it will set out on a crusade to destroy us![/QUOTE]
Oh no not the paint! What will we ever do?!
Brb filling a squirt gun with turpentine.
[QUOTE=ReconUnit;24042997]The router will obviously cuase the paint to absorb the contents of the internet and become self-aware, filled with the disgust of the human race it will set out on a crusade to destroy us![/QUOTE]
:hist101:
200 Posts bitches.
3,914 posts bitches.
Also, It's bear time :byobear:.
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Next move in my match versus Zocom I'm gonna punch the guy in the nuts just to end it. What's your guys opinion on alien on human fist fights?
8,053 posts bitches
Should I put a tophat on my avatar for shits 'n giggles?
Yes.
3,932nd post bitches.
No you can't have a tophat until you're a goldie
Damn you gold members :argh:!!!!
Away with you, blue 2010 peasant. *sniffs and scoffs while twirling a fine mustache and stamping a rich man's cane*
I'm actually an alt of an alt of an alt who's a '06 er. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24043955]Away with you, blue 2010 peasant. *sniffs and scoffs while twirling a fine mustache and stamping a rich man's cane*[/QUOTE]
I shall induse my anger by playing more TF2, good day sir!
:argh:
Rated disagree.
I think my Darkness avatar needs moar tophats!
Something something posts bitches!
Ah, no discussion or argument would ever be complete without Red showing and posting nothing that makes sense.
Telepethi get on steam!
[b]Land of the Lost Shadows[/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa1.PNG[/img]
Ugh, where am I? What is this? Why do I have dirt in my pockets, bucket in hand - workbench on back? Was I lost in some sort of expedition? Come to think of it, why am I even here, and who am I? So many questions, but as far as my eye can see, no other human, not even a lick of grass...
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa2.PNG[/img]
What the hell, the tree's have no leaves - but their shadows remain...Kind of like a land of lost shadows, devoid of anything, struck by a curse like no other.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa3.PNG[/img]
A dead sea, looks like a nice place to set up camp - even if the soil doesn't have a lick of moisture to it, it also seems that trivial creatures such as cows and chickens can survive these conditions, perhaps there is an oasis about here somewhere?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa4.PNG[/img]
I felled one of the brittle trees quite easily, and put the workbench to good use - making a crude wooden hoe and shovel, the bucket had found water from somewhere - who knows how, but I didn't complain. I threw it into a hole and planted my seed, my only hope for survival.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa5.PNG[/img]
Night was approaching quickly and I was without shelter - for all I know a sandstorm could tear past at any moment. I dug out a small hovel in the dirt, nothing special - but it's about survival. Nothing else.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da1pa6.PNG[/img]
Night has come, I buttoned down the hole and lay in the dirt - unable to get a lick of sleep, the fumbled steps and lazy groans haunting my mind.
----
[b]Day 2...[/b]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa1.PNG[/img]
I emerged from my shelter, happy that morning had finally arrived - albeit groggy from the lack of sleep. I looked around curiously at my surroundings - all the same. Out of nowhere, a green creature charges me - making a horrible hissing sound. I stumble back onto the sand - the creature exploding before my eyes, burning and bruising me all over. I staggered onto my feet...
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa2.PNG[/img]
The crater that this freak of nature boomed into the ground, I collected some of the loose dirt and sand - useful for construction. I was slower in everything I did, more wary, there would be more...
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa3.PNG[/img]
I felled another tree with the hoe, using it as a weak axe, with the wood I obtained - I was able to build a stable framework for a mud house ABOVE ground, it made me feel much safer and secure. The seed is still growing, nothing new yet.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa4.PNG[/img]
A view from inside, has a few windows - cozy, just the way I like it. Survival is turning out rather easy so far, apart from the churning hunger and the dirty crop water...
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa5.PNG[/img]
Made a crude pickaxe and shovel - I began to haul out stone, surely useful for something. An idea sprung to my head! A dagger, it would protect me from the green menace, aswell as proving useful in other tasks - I head to craft it right away.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/da2pa6.PNG[/img]
With left over materials and cut stone, I built a small bunker - enough to fit me and me alone in. I waited inside, stone sword at the ready, I waited for hours and hours, the temptation of sleep hanging in front of me. Suddenly, across the dusty plain - I saw 2 green humans stumbling along, groaning in an undescribable language. I had enough, I quickly ducked down into a ball and tried to sleep...
[b]so i heard you like crappy minecraft picture survival stories[/b]
theres a kid at my caravan site who does not understand how people fall asleep -_-
Anyone got a cart?Like a cart you would put your luggage on at an airport.I stuggle to make one.
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;24047050]
[b]so i heard you like crappy minecraft picture survival stories[/b][/QUOTE]
Yes. Yes I do. How did you do that though? Make the map yourself or what?
Used mine-edit to replace shit with other shit.
(like replacing water and leaves with air - and grass with sand, gives a nice appocalyptic effect. :v:)
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;24044656]Telepethi get on steam![/QUOTE]
NO! I was out having fun with a friend-girl. We saw Despicable Me :3:
Ah. Did you see the message I left you?
[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;24048475]Used mine-edit to replace shit with other shit.
(like replacing water and leaves with air - and grass with sand, gives a nice appocalyptic effect. :v:)[/QUOTE]
How do I do this?
[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;24048586]Ah. Did you see the message I left you?[/QUOTE]
What message?
Nevermind I found out how I think..
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