Parasite crawling out of dead spider. - General

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;39181369]Stop. You're going to make me afraid to take a shit.[/QUOTE] Why? Once you're done it's gone down the shitter. ... unless you have that feeling that there is a tiny bit left and you can't squeeze it out. It means that it got away and went back up.

[QUOTE=Anthos;39181226]I wonder what would happen of one of these managed to slip into your pee hole.[/QUOTE] nonononononon

Well, looks like I'll never be eating spaghetti again [editline]Edited:[/editline] Beaten to the punch

[QUOTE=MrGamer100;39177632]Guess it shows just how little it could take to make us suffer and die, no matter how big we are or how many civilizations we destroy or conquer. One worm... destroying you from the inside, helpless to fight against it. Gummy worms anyone?[/QUOTE] We could probably actually kill it with antibiotics or something else toxic to it, but not us. I mean if it's living in your gut, couldn't you just down a bottle of vodka and down it with cola and be done with it?

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;39182178]We could probably actually kill it with antibiotics or something else toxic to it, but not us. I mean if it's living in your gut, couldn't you just down a bottle of vodka and down it with cola and be done with it?[/QUOTE] Yeah but then you have a dead worm in your gut. Unless you make it crawl out of you.

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;39182242]Yeah but then you have a dead worm in your gut. Unless you make it crawl out of you.[/QUOTE] You'd just shit it out eventually. It has to be constantly adjusting itself to stay in place, I'd imagine. It's not like if you place something non-moving in your gut it just stays there.

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;39182259]You'd just shit it out eventually. It has to be constantly adjusting itself to stay in place, I'd imagine. It's not like if you place something non-moving in your gut it just stays there.[/QUOTE] Depends, if it's in your gastrointestinal tract then yeah you'd shit it out. What if it's tunneling through your body?

cool awesome i can only afford to eat ramen for the next week i love you all

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;39182337]Depends, if it's in your gastrointestinal tract then yeah you'd shit it out. What if it's tunneling through your body?[/QUOTE] I don't think they can do that.

[QUOTE=Garik;39182519]I don't think they can do that.[/QUOTE] Depends what worm that is. Dracunculiasis goes from your guts to your feet, ascariasis goes from your gut to your lungs.

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;39182337]Depends, if it's in your gastrointestinal tract then yeah you'd shit it out. What if it's tunneling through your body?[/QUOTE] Aren't our bodies really good at getting foreign bodies out? (As long as they aren't trying to remain inside)

[QUOTE=DeadKiller987;39182641]Aren't our bodies really good at getting foreign bodies out? (As long as they aren't trying to remain inside)[/QUOTE] Define good. I mean the thing goes out but you have heavy swelling, inflammation, giant amounts of puss and possible infections. That is if it's just under your skin. I have no idea what happens when it's even deeper but it can't be anything better.

[QUOTE=Silly Sil;39182616]Depends what worm that is. Dracunculiasis goes from your guts to your feet, ascariasis goes from your gut to your lungs.[/QUOTE] Yeah but I'm talking about the more common worms like ass-worms, you know.

My head started itching. Anyone else?

Holy shit that's why I hate worms.

there is no god

I just watched The Thing again

Oh god NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

I insanely regret clicking this thread in the middle of the night

The thumbnail stopped me from hitting play....

Filaria worms scare me to death. In exempla, take river blindness [url=http://news.emory.edu/slideshows/river_blindness/uganda_04.jpg]NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART[/url] Yes, it's what you think it is.

[QUOTE=lapsus_;39183813]Filaria worms scare me to death. In exempla, take river blindness [url=http://news.emory.edu/slideshows/river_blindness/uganda_04.jpg]NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART[/url] Yes, it's what you think it is.[/QUOTE] I clicked the link, right after I read "not for the faint of heart, yes, it's what you think it is", gladly the image loaded really slowly so all I saw was his hair and forehead. What is it?

Well, so much for having lunch. (..it was noodles) :tinfoil:

Got this from Scythemantis/Bogleech. [QUOTE]A parasitic nematode or perhaps nematomorph emerging from a spider! Almost all arthropods have some species of them, which may live coiled inside them their whole lives.[IMG]http://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/biggrin.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

roundworms are tons of fun we dissected one last semester, one girl at our table freaked the fuck out

Suicide seems like the only answer now. I cant live in a world knowing THESE FUCKING BEINGS EXIST.

Do these worms have an important role in the food chain? If not I say we kill them all

[QUOTE=endorphinsam;39183932]I clicked the link, right after I read "not for the faint of heart, yes, it's what you think it is", gladly the image loaded really slowly so all I saw was his hair and forehead. What is it?[/QUOTE] Filaria worm in a person's eye. He's doomed to lost his sight.

[QUOTE=lapsus_;39183813]Filaria worms scare me to death. In exempla, take river blindness [url=http://news.emory.edu/slideshows/river_blindness/uganda_04.jpg]NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART[/url] Yes, it's what you think it is.[/QUOTE] This is what i got from google :v: [img]http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/00174/Prevent/Dieases/image/Onchocerciasis.jpg[/img]

get a flamethrower, burn down the house, disinfest the neighborhood, contain the city.