Fuck ants man, those dicks make me clean my desk of glasses with sugary residue in them so they'll fuck off.
And as someone said, the worst of the lot are the ones that hop onto your mouse hand. Pretty much have to stop whatever you're doing and get them off because they're zooming around dodging me like i'm a huge boss from Mario Galaxy or some shit.
I trapped a wasp in a root beer bottle two days ago and he is still alive
Oh boy, do I have a story alright.
Last summer, a pregnant spider snuck into my room, I was completely oblivious of course until they all birthed and were ON MY FUCKING CEILING RIGHT ABOVE MY BED.
The first night, I noticed only about 2 tiny spiders spinning down on me while I was at my desk, I paid no mind to it and smushed em. I slept under them DIRECTLY that same night. I didn't notice them because I had a long day and just wanted to crash.
I woke up that morning to see at least 200 baby spiders right above me. Needless to say I freaked, ran to the store, bought the strongest bug-killing spray I could find and NUKED my room. There were no survivors. It smelled like chemicals in my room for a week, so I had to stay out for about 5 of those days.
As long as I don't have a repeat of that, I'll be fine. Tonight, somehow there's been mosquitos, water bugs, and a gigantic beetle in my room so far that I've killed. I hate humid summer nights.
I also swear my room is always tidy and clean, so I have no idea how I end up managing to get so many fucking bugs in here.
[QUOTE=Mooman;30324333]Oh god the thread title made me have mental images of some weird ant fetish :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the old Facepunch Confessional threads. Some guy had a jar full of ants, got naked in the woods and poured them all over himself. Or maybe those were spiders, I can't remember, but yeah. :froggonk:
Red wasps are cool they can kill big tarantulas.
Once when I was younger, my house was filled with ants like it always is in the summer, and I was walking around barefoot in my living room. I felt a tickle on my foot. I looked down, and there were 50 fucking ants swarming up my feet. Scared me shitless.
I hate house centipedes. A lot.
They look like walking eyebrows and they creep the fuck out've me. And as I mentioned in another thread, one fell on my face a few weeks ago.
House Centipedes are 100% harmless to Humans, all they do is eat other insects in your house.
fuck piss ants ok
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[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;30324915]House Centipedes are 100% harmless to Humans, all they do is eat other insects in your house.[/QUOTE]
They are still ugly as sin, and therefore must die.
And I also heard their bite/sting/whatever hurts quite a bit.
I don't care that a spider isn't a bug, but one fell on my head. Like a fucking inch or two big. It fell on my head and then onto my arm, like boom bam. I swatted it off screaming 2:30am, then it decided to fall on my arm again, and I hit at it with my PSP....it lived. I searched for 20 minutes and I still can't find it.
Goddamn you spiders. Every tingle is a SPIDER.
Field crickets... I don't mind them to much its just they seem to like getting into my room and then chirping forever. Then they somehow make it into the bathroom and can never find their way out afterwards.
[img]http://homepestpro.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Field-Cricket.gif[/img]
And these assholes, got in a dudes assault pack while we were in a field. (he has sunflower seeds in there so maybe it went in for those?)
[img]http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/san-antonio/39453d1239233722-centipedes-_41069480_centipede_pa_ok2.jpg[/img]
Wasps aren't bad. Ants are mmkay too. But these fuckers :fuckoff:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Mosquito_Tasmania_crop.jpg/795px-Mosquito_Tasmania_crop.jpg[/img]
They're all over the place ! In fact I just got stang by one while writing this =/
Remember when Postal used to post those awesome Spider Photo threads?
[img]http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs46/i/2009/198/e/1/Wolf_Spider_carrying_young_2_by_postal_crazylegs.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Strongbad;30323197][b]Assholes[/b] are swarming outside on my sidewalk, and I'M TERRIFIED of all things small and fast and insect. :arghfist::byodood:[/QUOTE]
Ants are the smallest problem you have
Bees. I fucking hate them.
[QUOTE=RoFLWaFFLEZZ;30325618]Bees. I fucking hate them.[/QUOTE]
How can you hate bees.
Bees are awesome.
[QUOTE=Mooman;30324333]Oh god the thread title made me have mental images of some weird ant fetish :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
I too, came here wanting to learn more about sexual intercourse with insects but was thoroughly disappointed
Damn centipedes. They crawl on the kitchen ceiling and when they fall they thud. [B]WHAT THE FUCK, A BUG ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GO THUD![/B]
What about stinkbugs? :argh:
[QUOTE=Maucer;30324932]Wasps aren't bad. Ants are mmkay too. But these fuckers :fuckoff:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Mosquito_Tasmania_crop.jpg/795px-Mosquito_Tasmania_crop.jpg[/img]
They're all over the place ! In fact I just got stang by one while writing this =/[/QUOTE]
The only thing lower than a mosquito is a tick.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;30322807]Like I said above, Ants ain't got nothin' on Hornets.
[img]http://www.creation-facts.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/wasp-0071.jpg[/img]
Just look at that thing[/QUOTE]
If you get that close you're already dead.
[editline] June 8 2011 [/editline]
Also, page king. I'm going to contribute by saying ants are the assholes of the universe. That's all.
I hate ants. But I love spiders.
[b]Except wolf spiders. And black widows. Fucking bastards.[/b]
I have a pool in the back yard. I try to save jumping spiders IF I spot them struggling to get onto the side of the pool.
[img]http://www.cirrusimage.com/Spider/Phidippus_audax_02.jpg[/img]
Good old jumping spiders.
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