[QUOTE=jaso31;22339958]Why did the Energizer bunny get arrested?
He was charged with battery.[/QUOTE]
That isn't random, it's an actual pun, though.
This is random humor:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3LPmA5tk2U[/media]
It's fucking humor, simple as that.
I'll show you random humour:
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YuOYpG6p-z0/SCt9qTwAzkI/AAAAAAAAAC4/elSbba74gTg/s320/womens-rights-ww.gif[/img]
Jus' kiddin' girls, jus' kiddin'.
[QUOTE=TOMPCpl;22340530]This is random humor:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3LPmA5tk2U[/media][/QUOTE]
That was actually pretty funny, it started weak but had some good stuff.
The word 'random' is overused and misunderstood. A lot of stuff described as 'random' isn't in any way random.
Example:
13 year old girl: nobody likes me
friend: be random then!
13 year old girl: YEAH I'M RANDOM! CHEESE PEPPER CONCRETE FACTORY
Well, this was a waste of thread.
[img]http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt52/Thurbo1/Imoff.png?t=1275506213[/img]
Random humor is usually pretty lame, imo.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;22325711]hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://www.silentrage.co.uk/images/RageFace.png[/img_thumb]
roses are red
violets are blue
fuck niggers
kill jews
[QUOTE=ISUCKPENIS;22342059]roses are red
violets are blue
fuck niggers
kill jews[/QUOTE]
Hah, he's already perma'd.
:sigh:
What the [i]general[/i] youth of today considers humor.
Hey, is your fridge still running? Yes? Then you should go and catch it!
:rimshot:
I try to find humour in this thread but I fail to see it. Gonna check my eyes with my eye specialist, be right back.
[editline]02:12PM[/editline]
Well I called him but his secretary told me that he is busy on vacation and on some tropical island taking coconuts up his arse.
Here is some humor for ya.
[img]http://incontemptcomics.com/comics/2009-04-21.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=rosar0980;22325056]I agree. Monty Python is extremely funny. And, in the grand US of A, we spell humor like that. Those Europeans with their tea and crumpets and accents put a u in just to be special. Oh, and I have to ask. Which part of Europe are you from? The part whose ass we saved, or the part whose ass we kicked?[/QUOTE]
The part that made you.
[editline]02:29PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;22325711]hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*[/QUOTE]
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.
[QUOTE=Splurgy;22344275]
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
comment freely.
Doom!
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
Yours,
The Penguin of Doom.[/QUOTE]
It's all so clear suddenly. I wish more people actually typed this way than... Erm... The original...
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;22325711]hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*[/QUOTE]
That was almost [I]too[/I] accurate.
Do you have something to tell us Zezibesh?
I'm pretty sure that was an actual post on FP a long time ago...
[QUOTE=Anteep1;22321781]lol look a turd
[IMG]http://rustnbones.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/comedy-turd.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Made me chuckle.
Nevertheless, I prefer humor with a purpose.
Random humor ftw..
stuff like lazer collection n' asdf movie.. epic.. just epic.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;22329430]:doh:
Russia played a bigger role in winning the european theatre of WWII and you only "saved" us when Japan had taken over most of your islands.[/QUOTE]
1) US and Great Britain bombed the shit out of Germany hamstringing production.
2) US and GB broke German air superiority.
3) US and GB prevented the Germans from using their navy elsewhere.
4) US and GB kept Germany out of Africa, denying them oil.
5) US and GB defeated the Italians.
6) US and GB forced the Germans onto a two front war.
7) US and GB defeated Japan.
8) US provided the Russians with the means to fight at the war's onset. Strategically the Russians could have lost a lot more than GB though and still have been able to fight so it actually made more sense to aid the British.
So, yeah, when you ignore 4 theaters of battle that the Russians didn't have to fight they basically did win.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;22346627]That was almost [I]too[/I] accurate.
Do you have something to tell us Zezibesh?[/QUOTE]
It's an old 4chan post
[QUOTE=Winslow;22349381]1) US and Great Britain bombed the shit out of Germany hamstringing production.
2) US and GB broke German air superiority.
3) US and GB prevented the Germans from using their navy elsewhere.
4) US and GB kept Germany out of Africa, denying them oil.
5) US and GB defeated the Italians.
6) US and GB forced the Germans onto a two front war.
7) US and GB defeated Japan.
8) US provided the Russians with the means to fight at the war's onset. Strategically the Russians could have lost a lot more than GB though and still have been able to fight so it actually made more sense to aid the British.
So, yeah, when you ignore 4 theaters of battle that the Russians didn't have to fight they basically did win.[/QUOTE]
why are you talking about world war two
oh god why are you talking about world war two
nobody here cares about bloody world war two
[QUOTE=Splurgy;22349459]It's an old 4chan post
why are you talking about world war two
oh god why are you talking about world war two
nobody here cares about bloody world war two[/QUOTE]
This, however, I've got to just say, Britain's RAF destroyed the Luftwaffe before the US had even joined the war... But whatever.
The moment you label something as 'random', you contradict and destroy the whole point.
And people going 'random xDxDxD' pisses me off to no end.
[QUOTE=NOR_92;22349514]The moment you label something as 'random', you contradict and destroy the whole point.
And people going 'random xDxDxD' pisses me off to no end.[/QUOTE]
Really it's not even the word, it's those damn faces.
[IMG]http://imgur.com/CeZbX.jpg[/IMG]
Random humor is awsome. In that meaning that you put a random word in somewhere, like this video: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXU9Ur9QznE[/url]
[QUOTE=Winslow;22349381]1) US and Great Britain bombed the shit out of Germany hamstringing production.
2) US and GB broke German air superiority.
3) US and GB prevented the Germans from using their navy elsewhere.
4) US and GB kept Germany out of Africa, denying them oil.
5) US and GB defeated the Italians.
6) US and GB forced the Germans onto a two front war.
7) US and GB defeated Japan.
8) US provided the Russians with the means to fight at the war's onset. Strategically the Russians could have lost a lot more than GB though and still have been able to fight so it actually made more sense to aid the British.
So, yeah, when you ignore 4 theaters of battle that the Russians didn't have to fight they basically did win.[/QUOTE]
Simplified version of the war:
1) War begins, large amounds of Europe is under german control.
2) German generals cannot cross the channel to england or their ships will be bombed by the RAF, they believe they must wipe out the RAF, at the same time, they're fighting the Russian theatre.
3) RAF winning, 4 planes gunned down for every 1 plane lost I believe. Germany gives up. I believe the African theatre was going pretty well too.
4) American islands attacked, America joins the war. Russian winter too much for German army.
5) Pew pew, bang bang, kapow.
6) Yanks retake islands, send troops to Britain, Russia starts pushing back.
7) Bang bang, pew pew, boom.
8) D-Day and such.
9) Berlin taken. VE day.
10) Japan, despite losses, won't surrender, nuclear weapons used. War over.
From what I can tell, if Russia wasn't involved, German military forces could've focused entirely on Britain, the Russian winter crippled German forces, and did have a [I]massive[/I] army. Though that's not to say America didn't have a large part, just putting down the other guy.
On the subject of Random humour. If it is actual [I]humour,[/I] it probably isn't random, just orchestrated as such. If it is just random for the sake of random, then it's plain old dumb.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68[/media]
This is true humour.
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted (assaulted)."
Random humour may just be: "Two mooses were flying in the sky. Then one of them said to the other:
'Wait, mooses can't fly, can they?'
'No, but it'a all right, because my father works at McDonalds.'
No, I'm not 12.
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