[QUOTE=HQRSE;20460376]:C kinda sad.
You need to take very good care of it, give it a safe place to stay, approach it slowly and let it overtime understand your voice. The horse will eventually trust you and you can teach it to follow you when you walk with a lead on it. Just basically take care of it.[/QUOTE]
Rated heart you kind HQRSE
make a cyborg-style camera thing that transmits the signals to the brain
it will be
Electric Eye Horse!!
Glue factory
Invent a steering system that involves a stick, string, and a carrot
[QUOTE=HQRSE;20460376]:C kinda sad.
You need to take very good care of it, give it a safe place to stay, approach it slowly and let it overtime understand your voice. The horse will eventually trust you and you can teach it to follow you when you walk with a lead on it. Just basically take care of it.[/QUOTE]
i hate you
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i don't know why, i'm sorry
this thread is worthless
[QUOTE=ole johan;20455844]PQNY is the horsefucker, HQRSE just had a tiny little episode with a horse when he was younger (believe me, I once asked him to inform me about his intense sexual acts with horses; I was dissapointed.), he's a cool guy.
PQNY actually says he fucks horses or something like that.[/QUOTE]
PQNY just tries to troll HQRSE.
Race it and hope you don't die.
[QUOTE=Flashy Cat Guy;20454806]Train it to be a champion race horse somehow, then get a movie deal.[/QUOTE]
This is the best suggestion in the thread.
[QUOTE=BlackWolf97;20455121]Not what, who.
An infamous Facepunch user.
He took KSI's advice. (disregard timelines btw.)[/QUOTE]
Infamous for what? He's a cool guy.
Shoot it.
Go to a plastic surgeon, and tell him to replace your dick with the horse's. Everyone wants a horse dick
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