If she blabbers about Edward, talk about how hot Hermione is from Harry Potter. If she gets pissed and starts bitching, call her a hypocrite and ask her why you can't fanboy over Hermione when she can fangirl over Edward.
well better than an Avatard
Who gives a shit.
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A THREAD ON THIS.
[QUOTE=r4nk_;19801712]Who gives a shit.
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A THREAD ON THIS.[/QUOTE]
To raise awareness of the tragic disease known as Twitardium.
welp there's only one thing left to do
kill her
Impale her.
I thought this was about Twitter.
I originally thought this was something about Twitter and was just coming in to let you know Twitter pwns, but I've never seen Twilight so I'll leave now.
Liking the film =/= being a twitard.
My ex was a twifag as well. She even had a fucking bottle of fucking vampire perfume. :barf:
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;19801822]welp there's only one thing left to do
kill her[/QUOTE]
Or get her to read other books. In fact, there was a section on humor and irony in my textbook (Perrine's guide to something, literature maybe?) and it had a lot of good points on how NOT to write. Nearly all of those points were in Twilight. Like the whole adjective thing, which basically said that good writes avoid being sentimental, which Meyer doesn't. But, yeah, once she realizes how good other books are, she should be cured.
Unless she's incurable.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;19801667]If she blabbers about Edward, talk about how hot Hermione is from Harry Potter. If she gets pissed and starts bitching, call her a hypocrite and ask her why you can't fanboy over Hermione when she can fangirl over Edward.[/QUOTE]
I like this idea.
How do you become an official twilight fan? Do you get some kind of ceremony?
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;19802171]My ex was a twifag as well. She even had a fucking bottle of fucking vampire perfume. :barf:[/QUOTE]
What, does it smell like a two hundred year old corpse with a hint of blood, glitter, and faggotry?
Dump her.
Kill it before it spreads.
[QUOTE=Zedo Mann;19802053]I originally thought this was something about Twitter and was just coming in to let you know Twitter pwns, but I've never seen Twilight so I'll leave now.[/QUOTE]
someone who says and uses the phrase "pwns" would absolutely be retarded enough to twitter about his entire day
stop kidding yourself.
you dont have a girlfriend
[QUOTE=Scope0;19802826]stop kidding yourself.
you dont have a girlfriend[/QUOTE]
No need to be angry, you'll find Ms. Right some day.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;19801667]If she blabbers about Edward, talk about how hot Hermione is from Harry Potter. If she gets pissed and starts bitching, call her a hypocrite and ask her why you can't fanboy over Hermione when she can fangirl over Edward.[/QUOTE]
oh yea hermione is so hawt i wanna put my magic wand inside her soo hard she scream abrada cabra the whole next week
Girls have twilight. Guys have video games.
[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;19803165]Girls have twilight. Guys have video games.[/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/duke_nukem_forever_dec07_art.jpg[/img_thumb]
vs.
[img_thumb]http://www.cspaworkshop.org/joomla/images/stories/edward%20cullen.jpg[/img_thumb]
There is only one option.
Execute her.
:commissar:
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;19802628]someone who says and uses the phrase "pwns" would absolutely be retarded enough to twitter about his entire day[/QUOTE]
People actually put real stuff they do on there?
I just post random stuff.
Occasionally what I am doing on the PC.
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[URL="http://twitter.com/Zedo_Mann/status/8119250947"]Lol latest Tweet[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sgt.Revolver;19800739]lace her with lsd and then put fake blood on your self and you will lay on the floor and you will have a gun and you and her will be alone and then u will wear a tuxedo and she will come to help you and then you say "FUCK YOU DON'T YOU SEE I'M DIEING" then u will say "I'M A COP I'M SORRY" then you start getting fustrated then you kill her in the face like the hit movie reservoir dogs[/QUOTE]
Hmmm I'll keep that in mind... thx, bro :v:
Guys, I can't kill her or ditch her... she's my gf for Chrissakes ¬¬
I'm just sharing this with you guys and I want your opinion... 'cuz I don't really want her to turn into one of those full-blown Twitards we read all the time in the news, I can't stand people like that :/
[QUOTE=TickLe MY eL;19800803]Lucky you, the sequel sucked so bad, that the series lost a whole huge chunk of its userbase. My sister, who is 28 i may say, was a humungous twilight nerd, was so damn obsessed with it, totally DROPPED it after she saw the second one. And i warned her, i told her it was going to suck dick and balls![/QUOTE]
Ok so you're saying the sequel sucked... cool! Hopefully she'll drop it off then :P She had just watched the 3 "New Moon" trailers and she went APESHIT over them! She even googled up a "New Moon" sequel and she mentioned something about "Eclipse" or something...
I'm afraid If she likes "New Moon" too and another sequel comes along, she'll drag me to the movies with her to watch it... and I don't want to :smith:
[QUOTE=Van-man;19800915]
pic related, Roberts reaction when he sees a Twilight fan:
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/UUUGH.jpg[/IMG]
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Dat Ass.
Twilight is a great influence on young teens. Twilight has pretty heavy themes on staying pure and virginal.
In my opinion everyone should treat their sexuality as if they were 400 year old Vampires. So good for your girlfriend!
Get a Eduard mask, being Eduard = blowjob.
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