My girlfriend is now officially a Twitard :/ - General

[QUOTE=CHRISTIAN_GAMER;19803416]Twilight is a great influence on young teens. Twilight has pretty heavy themes on staying pure and virginal. In my opinion everyone should treat their sexuality as if they were 400 year old Vampires. So good for your girlfriend![/QUOTE] You best be trollin' Have you not seen the mobs of Twifags? There's so many teen girls that are obsessed with it.

If you love her, then it doesn't matter.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;19803481]If you love her, then it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE] It's just that your love will slowly diminish.

Wait for some time, she might not go crazy over it. I have a GTA poster, but I'm not in love with Niko Bellic.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;19803481]If you love her, then it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE] Of course, I'll always love her, it's not like some stupid book franchise will take her away from me... it's the fact that I don't really like people who go batshit insane over movies or books... I find that pretty stupid most of the time and I tend to walk away from that kind of people :/

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19803658]Of course, I'll always love her, it's not like some stupid book franchise will take her away from me... it's the fact that I don't really like people who go batshit insane over movies or books... I find that pretty stupid most of the time and I tend to walk away from that kind of people :/[/QUOTE] Pretend to be in love with Hermione. It shall start an easily won fight.

Say your a huge fan of transformers because of megan fox.

At first I thought you meant Twitter.

BUT EDWARD SPARKLES Put glitter on your body to sparkle, its the only way to reverse this.

My girlfriend died...

Kill her. its the only way out

hurrr guys my middle school girlfriend likes twilight wat do

[QUOTE=Van-man;19800915] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/UUUGH.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] How can anyone like this man?

She's become a twitard? Get her alone with you and put her out of her misery

Spoil the final book in hopes that she'll realize just how stupid the series is. [QUOTE=Lucinice;19805814]How can anyone like this man?[/QUOTE] He's done more than Twilight, and he hates the series and fan base anyway. Unless you mean the fans of the series. Than it's because they're desperate enough to obsess over anything Edward Cullen-related.

I know a guy who had to read the series to get laid by his girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;19801613]Twilight is a plague.[/QUOTE] No, the Twilight fanbase is a plague - slowly spreading and convincing others that Twilight is good by whittling their otherwise stern resistance to Twilight with their incessant chatter of how much they adore a [b]c[/b]ampire and how much they like what is actually a pretty average piece of fiction and an absoulte dung-pile of a film.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight... So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard... But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP... She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0 I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE] tell her to gb2 the kitchen

well tell her if she doesn't fuck you then no twilight for her. V:v:V

Kill her It's the only cure [editline]12:03AM[/editline] [QUOTE=ss1234;19806925]well tell her if she doesn't fuck you then no twilight for her. V:v:V[/QUOTE] Or that

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19800714]Soon she'll start wanting to break up with you for not being Edward, or some stupid shit like that. The only way to stop this is to kill her immediately. Then she won't be hypnotized the the evil of Twilight and you will be happy and together again. [editline]08:38AM[/editline] And wear excessive amounts of body glitter.[/QUOTE] heheheheheeh pro-pane :) but yeah, I hate Twilight more than... fucking anything at the moment, only because it's just a mediocre love story with a vampire in it... I guess I just don't get it :/

If she actually gets an Edward poster, you're going to have to kill her.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19800700]Change your name to Edward, mess up your hair, have sex 24/7[/QUOTE] don't forget body glitter

If she begins to buy its merchandise, Then it may be too late. Then you should slowly torture her by getting any merchandise she has, and destroy it infront of her and laugh evilly.

Dump her before she dumps you.

Use it to your advantage. somehow get sex out of it, as this is a clear sign that she is now under the control of her hormones

Throw her in a pit. Of Fire.

If she has a computer that she uses regularly, cut parts of Edward's voice from the movie together so that it sounds like it's a message to your girlfriend. Then, in the best impression of Edward you can do, say her name and add it somewhere in the message. Then using the same voices, make it say how stupid she is and that Edward hates her. If she cries over that for a week(very likely), she is indeed a severe case of Twitard. That's when you say you did it and she leaves you. Mission accomplished. :buddy:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19800700]Change your name to Edward, mess up your hair, have sex 24/7[/QUOTE] That's actually not a bad idea if you want sex quick. Who am I kidding it probably takes like 5 hours to put all that make up on.

[QUOTE=Lucinice;19805814]How can anyone like this man?[/QUOTE] I actually like him. From what I've seen, he's a p. cool dude. I just hate the character he plays, and his fans. And apparently, he does too.