[QUOTE=Zeldy;19808928]I actually like him. From what I've seen, he's a p. cool dude.
I just hate the character he plays, and his fans.
And apparently, he does too.[/QUOTE]
I want to be the guy's friend TBH. He's just in it for the money, and he doesn't want any of this fandom bullshit.
[QUOTE=OzzyOsbourne;19808337]heheheheheeh pro-pane :)
but yeah, I hate Twilight more than... fucking anything at the moment, only because it's just a mediocre love story with a vampire in it... I guess I just don't get it :/[/QUOTE]
Propane is better than Twilight.
Hell charcoal is better than that gawd-awful movie too.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight...
So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard...
But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP...
She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0
I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE]
O_O... Shit! Soon they'll make around 9999 Twilight's and you'll loose all your money to your girlfriend...
How could she like Twilight?
Btw, Isn't there already a sequel out? I dunno <.<
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;19800797]Pretty soon she'll dump you because she wants someone more like "Edward".[/QUOTE]
OP should fix this by sleeping in a coffin and soaking himself in ice cold water before going on dates with her.
I'm afraid there is only one course of action for those with Twitard Fever...
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If she wants you to be more like Edward, tell her to be more like Samus Aran
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Oh look at me im doing a shit!
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[QUOTE=soderholm13;19809983]
Btw, Isn't there already a sequel out? I dunno <.<[/QUOTE]
Yeah the sequel is called new moon its.... unfortunate to say the least.
Dude... if your girlfriend wants posters of OTHER men to hang up, something's obviously wrong.
Dump her... QUICK!
I would not stand for that bullshit, and I'll bet she wouldn't stand for it either if YOU were the one wanting to hang posters of some chick on your wall and fantasize about them.
Tell her that if she REALLY wants to be your girlfriend, she'd want posters of YOU to hang on her wall. Really, just dump her... it's worth losing a girlfriend over.
You have to kill her before the infection spreads.
Get her to watch, Hurt Locker or James Cameron's Avatar... No wait that might be worse. Get her to watch the clouds
[QUOTE=Bob_The_Fish;19811360]Dude... if your girlfriend wants posters of OTHER men to hang up, something's obviously wrong.
Dump her... QUICK!
I would not stand for that bullshit, and I'll bet she wouldn't stand for it either if YOU were the one wanting to hang posters of some chick on your wall and fantasize about them.
Tell her that if she REALLY wants to be your girlfriend, she'd want posters of YOU to hang on her wall. Really, just dump her... it's worth losing a girlfriend over.[/QUOTE]
That's going too far. Seriously, would you be ok with your girlfriend throwing away your girl posters or deleting all of your porn you REALLY want to be her boyfriend?
[QUOTE=BCell;19812733]Get her to watch, Hurt Locker or James Cameron's Avatar... No wait that might be worse. Get her to watch the clouds[/QUOTE]
Or make her play Resident Evil 4, telling her that the cult members are actually Twilight fans and Salazar wants to be Edward Cullen.
[QUOTE=Teal Moose;19800811]Haha, shit sucks. 90% of my friendgirls also like Twilight and most of the girls in my family too. Fuck man, my mom loves Twilight. The minute she brings in posters, I'm calling for an exorcism.[/QUOTE]
Pfft that's nothing.
My mom thinks Twilight is stupid.
My dad, though...
:ohdear:
My entire family including myself hate each and every aspect of it. I could go on for a long time complaining about it...
Just dump her, she's probably fugly, most obsessed girls are.
[QUOTE=BCell;19812733]Get her to watch, Hurt Locker or James Cameron's Avatar... No wait that might be worse. Get her to watch the clouds[/QUOTE]
I just came from watching Avatar on IMAX3D and she also loved the movie -well, me too, I think it's pretty damn impressive-, specially the Pandora at night scenes... she was going "d'aaaawwww" the whole time :P
Here's something to chew on: I have brown skin and my body complexion is almost identical to the dude that plays the Werewolf, errr Taylor Lautner (I had to google his name lol)... and since I''ve been going to a gym for a the last few couple months, I'll probably end up ripped just like him...
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[I]Just 3 more months of good food and training and I'll look just like him, I promise![/I]
Maybe I can play the "Hot werewolf" card here and get her attention a little more that way... y'know, like "Oh yes my bf looks just like Taylor Lautner! He's SOOOO HOT!! I'm so damn lucky to have a hot bf that looks just like Taylor Lautner:q:"
That's a stupid idea
[QUOTE=Drake Graham;19814263]Just dump her, she's probably fugly, most obsessed girls are.[/QUOTE]
No, she's not fugly, she's the complete opposite
I don't get why you kids give Twilight so much shit. Who cares if people like it? It's a book, Jesus. Plus, if you're a good liar, it's a way into a girl's pants.
But no you guys are way too honest and honorable to pretend to like something in order to get laid. Fuck what is wrong with this generation?
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19815018]That's a stupid idea[/QUOTE]
It's just a thought, man... cut me some slack here :v:
[QUOTE=Lankist;19815040]I don't get why you kids give Twilight so much shit. Who cares if people like it? It's a book, Jesus. Plus, if you're a good liar, it's a way into a girl's pants.
But no you guys are way too honest and honorable to pretend to like something in order to get laid. Fuck what is wrong with this generation?[/QUOTE]
I'll pretend like I don't have aids to get laid then
[QUOTE=Zeldy;19801667]If she blabbers about Edward, talk about how hot Hermione is from Harry Potter. If she gets pissed and starts bitching, call her a hypocrite and ask her why you can't fanboy over Hermione when she can fangirl over Edward.[/QUOTE]
Emma Watson is actually hot, though.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19815068]I'll pretend like I don't have aids to get laid then[/QUOTE]
Yes compare a disliking Twilight to AIDS.
Jesus you kids are dumb.
[QUOTE=Lankist;19815127]Yes compare a disliking Twilight to AIDS.
Jesus you kids are dumb.[/QUOTE]
Oh I love twilight soooo much too! Let's FUCK
Great basis for having sex with someone
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also i wasnt being serious why are you pissy all the time
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19815184]Oh I love twilight soooo much too! Let's FUCK
Great basis for having sex with someone[/QUOTE]
Us playas gots to get laid.
You're telling me if a hot girl was totally into you and you had a very good chance of getting laid, you'd break up with her because she likes a book?
It's incredibly ironic because THAT sounds like something a pissy 16 year old valley girl would do.
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[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19815184]also i wasnt being serious why are you pissy all the time[/QUOTE]
Dog I ain't gettin laid that's why.
Y'all niggas need to take the pussy while you can GET IT, you hear me?
You guys have a span of about ten years in which to fill with a lifetime's worth of fucking, because once that span is over your sex life will be so shit that you can lose it to carpel tunnel
[QUOTE=Lankist;19815230]Us playas gots to get laid.
You're telling me if a hot girl was totally into you and you had a very good chance of getting laid, you'd break up with her because she likes a book?
It's incredibly ironic because THAT sounds like something a pissy 16 year old valley girl would do.
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Dog I ain't gettin laid that's why.
Y'all niggas need to take the pussy while you can GET IT, you hear me?[/QUOTE]
I actually have interests that precede having sex and honestly I don't give a fuck
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19815262]I actually have interests that precede having sex and honestly I don't give a fuck[/QUOTE]
Kid you will have time to care about other shit when yo dick stops working.
Fuck, now, while you still can! Lie to your partner about everything, come on! Be a man!
[QUOTE=Lankist;19815287]Kid you will have time to care about other shit when yo dick stops working.
Fuck, now, while you still can! Lie to your partner about everything, come on! Be a man![/QUOTE]
You act like you have the sexual maturity of a 12 y/o why should I care about having sex all the time?
She's going to leave you for the gayest excuse for a vampire of all time...
The Edward fellow in Twilight has always come off looking like a stalker to me.
He should shower :(
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