My girlfriend is now officially a Twitard :/ - General

I have to agree with lankist, I'm not a big fan of twilight, but if saying that I am gets me some pussy then i'm all for it.

[QUOTE=Kingy_who;19818862]I have to agree with lankist, I'm not a big fan of twilight, but if saying that I am gets me some pussy then i'm all for it.[/QUOTE] No, they are sub-humans unfit to look upon us. They can hope for nothing more in life than to be sterilized and forced to work in a labor camp assembling cheap electronics until their putrid kind is no more. It is then we will enter a new age of enlightenment and prosperity.

[QUOTE=CHRISTIAN_GAMER;19803416]Twilight is a great influence on young teens. Twilight has pretty heavy themes on staying pure and virginal. In my opinion everyone should treat their sexuality as if they were 400 year old Vampires. So good for your girlfriend![/QUOTE] You do realize the reason they are obsessed with Twilight is because they want to have sex with sparkly vampires, right?

[QUOTE=Lucinice;19805814]How can anyone like this man?[/QUOTE] He's sexy as fuck.

Shit! Get the shotgun.

heres a good suggestion. say to her "It's me or the fucking movie/book"

[QUOTE=wingless;19819597]heres a good suggestion. say to her "It's me or the fucking movie/book"[/QUOTE] Bad idea. Then she'll say "Fuck you for saying that." and get all pissy and say shit like "He won't let me read/watch what I want, he's SO controlling!". And all her twitard girlfriends will tell her to dump him and she'll listen to them.

I love hating Twilight. People have nothing better to do than get obsessed with gay sparkly vampires who will never be real?

[QUOTE=Chaos-Jedi;19819718]I love hating Twilight. People have nothing better to do than get obsessed with gay sparkly vampires who will never be real?[/QUOTE] It's not that I hate Twilight [I]per se[/I], it's just that IMHO the story is targeted to adolescent girls and the storyline has WAY too many loopholes (fangless vampires that glow in the sunlight and only feed on animals?? WTF????). And their fanbase is annoying, that's why I just hope it's just something that she'll forget overtime... I mean, she really likes the Harry Potter books and I'm cool with that. But now she likes Twilight and I'm like... a little uncomfortable with that :S

[QUOTE=BCell;19812733]Get her to watch, Hurt Locker or James Cameron's Avatar... No wait that might be worse. Get her to watch the clouds[/QUOTE] I'd just like to point out: Why would anyone be obsessed with a sparkly faggot if you could obsess over sexy soldiers? But then again, maybe I'm not normal.

[QUOTE=Space Spam Squid;19806878]I know a guy who had to read the series to get laid by his girlfriend.[/QUOTE] That's quite a dilemma...

Why would you read a book to get laid? I would just say fuck off

What OP meant to say is "My [I]ex-[/I]girlfriend is now officially a Twitard :/"

[QUOTE=Vandl92;19825262]What OP meant to say is "My [I]ex-[/I]girlfriend is now officially a Twitard :/"[/QUOTE] Nah no way... It would take more than a stupid movie to take her away from me ¬¬ Read what I've said before

[QUOTE=Zeldy;19801667]If she blabbers about Edward, talk about how hot Hermione is from Harry Potter. If she gets pissed and starts bitching, call her a hypocrite and ask her why you can't fanboy over Hermione when she can fangirl over Edward.[/QUOTE] One of two things may happen from this: She will begin to realize she is being an ass, or most likely dump you saying that you shouldn't fantasize about other chicks, and what she does is different. [editline]08:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19808634]Use it to your advantage. somehow get sex out of it, as this is a clear sign that she is now under the control of her hormones[/QUOTE] Tell her that she has to give you a blowjob or you won't buy the sequel.

Fuck and dump. Do it.

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19825240]Why would you read a book to get laid? I would just say fuck off[/QUOTE] Maybe you would, but this poor, weak soul was reading it in all of his classes. [editline]05:12PM[/editline] IE: constant blowjobs outside of school

Cum inside her.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;19819472]He's sexy as fuck.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/UUUGH.jpg[/img]

At least now you have a reason to wear body glitter.

Just don't let her read the books.

[QUOTE=CHRISTIAN_GAMER;19803416]Twilight is a great influence on young teens. Twilight has pretty heavy themes on staying pure and virginal. In my opinion everyone should treat their sexuality as if they were 400 year old Vampires. So good for your girlfriend![/QUOTE] Dude.. shut your fucking mouth, please. Doesnt the bible say somthing about homosexuality? If you like twilight that makes you gay which means ur pissing gawd off so stop idiot. Ur gonna go to hell.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight... So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard... But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP... She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0 I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE] she's obviously going through the very hard decision between necrophilia and bestiality. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=lmaoboat;19818950]No, they are sub-humans unfit to look upon us. They can hope for nothing more in life than to be sterilized and forced to work in a labor camp assembling cheap electronics until their putrid kind is no more. It is then we will enter a new age of enlightenment and prosperity.[/QUOTE] you got that from a comment on an Anti-furry site, didn't you? [editline]09:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BCell;19812733]Get her to watch, Hurt Locker or James Cameron's Avatar... No wait that might be worse. Get her to watch the clouds[/QUOTE] true dat, though whats worse: glitter and fake fangs, or blue paint and tails?

You fuck up, man.

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19800714][editline]08:38AM[/editline] And wear excessive amounts of body glitter.[/QUOTE] I was gonna say that. Fuck.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight... So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard... But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP... She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0 I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE] you do know your mum doesnt count as a real girlfriend right?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;19800700]Change your name to Edward, mess up your hair, have sex 24/7[/QUOTE] And buy a grey volvo for pussy on the go. :eng101:

I wish they would turn Twilight into some kind of horror movie in which some bratty spoiled teen has to constantly fend for her life against vampiric stalkers (and those other werewolves or whatever). That would probably be more watchable than the actual movies.

pleeaaase shut the fuck up about twilight/making twilight threads. Every day there is another fucking thread about twilight talking about how stupid/annoying/shitty it is jesus christ just fucking stop. also op: who fucking cares? its not like you're gonna break up with her, if it really bothered you that much you would have just left her on the spot, you big fucking pussy.

Fucking hell I hate that fucking movie it sucks fucking ASS. God damn.