[QUOTE=zzzzac1v6;19806924]tell her to gb2 the kitchen[/QUOTE]
Boy, I've never heard that before. That sure is funny.
[QUOTE=Bourne;19839991]you do know your mum doesnt count as a real girlfriend right?[/QUOTE]
Thankfully, the gods saw fit to grace me with a good looking appearance and lots of neurons, that way I can afford to get pussy outside my household... unlike you, judging for what you've posted :downs:
[QUOTE=Smart Patrol;19840623]also op: who fucking cares? its not like you're gonna break up with her, if it really bothered you that much you would have just left her on the spot, you big fucking pussy.[/QUOTE]
RTFT and don't troll
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight...
So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard...
But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP...
She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0
I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE]
Leave her.
Dump her.
I prescribe mitchell
lots of mitchell
i thought this thread was about twitter
twitter is gay too
[QUOTE=Butthurter;19840551]Rotate the pic around and you'll have him look at the quoted post.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Lankist;19815230]Us playas gots to get laid.
You're telling me if a hot girl was totally into you and you had a very good chance of getting laid, you'd break up with her because she likes a book?
It's incredibly ironic because THAT sounds like something a pissy 16 year old valley girl would do.
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Dog I ain't gettin laid that's why.
Y'all niggas need to take the pussy while you can GET IT, you hear me?
You guys have a span of about ten years in which to fill with a lifetime's worth of fucking, because once that span is over your sex life will be so shit that you can lose it to carpel tunnel[/QUOTE]
Dumbest fucking shit Iv'e ever heard.
Im going to break this thing down.
1. "It's incredibly ironic because THAT sounds like something a pissy 16 year old valley girl would do."
I sense no irony in any statement...at all. And I'm pretty sure a "valley girl" is not that big of a threat to be talking shit at. Least of all a PISSY one.
2. "Y'all niggas need to take the pussy while you can GET IT, you hear me?"
Am I just responding to a white doctor Jackal and a black mister Hyde. Because you have got to be the most fucked up little child. (see other quote for white doctor Jackal)
3. "because once that span is over your sex life will be so shit that you can lose it to carpel tunnel"
What have we got to lose? Our virginity...again? I believe that I am responding to a VIRGIN who hasn't understood that he can only lose it ONCE.
4. "Carpal tunnel."
...really...
NEVER ever invite your girlfriend to watch Twilight.
[QUOTE=Lucinice;19805814]How can anyone like this man?[/QUOTE]
Because he's an AWESOME troll.
The only solution is extermination.
If she's around right now, just get it over with, don't delay the inevitable.
[QUOTE=2poclitts;19865538]"Y'all niggas need to take the pussy while you can GET IT, you hear me?"
Am I just responding to a white doctor Jackal and a black mister Hyde. Because you have got to be the most fucked up little child. (see other quote for white doctor Jackal)[/QUOTE]
I am a 27 year old gay mexican father husband lawyer alcoholic crime fighter.
Two of these things are false.
Maybe you should watch Twilight very carefully, read the books and start acting like Edward Cullen then.
Also, gay, crime fighter.
If you are actually a crime fighter, then you're not 27.
Go all emo.
Get lots of Harry Potter merchandise and dress up as him alot.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;19913326]Go all emo.[/QUOTE]
You're crazy :v:
I guess I should be thankful she's not turning into a Furry... I don't know what's worse, being a Twitard or a Furry :P
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19800714]Soon she'll start wanting to break up with you for not being Edward, or some stupid shit like that. The only way to stop this is to kill her immediately. Then she won't be hypnotized the the evil of Twilight and you will be happy and together again.
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And wear excessive amounts of body glitter.[/QUOTE]
And never sleep. And fly.
I thought you where talking about twitter.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19800679]I have a bunch of movies and TV shows that I haven't seen yet, and I wanted to catch up with all that stuff that I have last night. Since we usually watch movies and stuff together, I asked her what movie did she want to watch. One of those movies I have in that bunch happened to be Twilight...
So, we watched it together last night. Neither of us had seen it before. And guys, you were SO right... the movie blows SO damn hard...
But SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF THE MOVIE and she wants to watch the sequel ASAP...
She even said she wants a poster of Robert Pattinson... o.0
I'm screwed, guys... my girlfriend is now a Twitard :/[/QUOTE]
dos mai avatar cheer u up? :>
Refuse to have sex with her until she calls you Edward.
Also, take off your shirt around her alot and wear the same dude hairdo.
She's not your girlfriend any more.
She's the enemy.
Ok so we watched "New Moon" yesterday and she liked it too... :smith:
Forget candles and flowers, get plastic teeth and kool aid.
Also glitter. But, in the end, love can/will be a series of sacrifices, good luck.
My close female friend liked the books, and not the films. Also long before it kicked off as popular. I feel lucky.
My girlfriend likes Twilight but it's not a thing.
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