The Ultimate E-Whoring Tutorial - "hey bb nudez 4 $$?"

[Octyl]

I need to pay off my phone... And get a new one... And get some games... And music... Time to get to work? :P

[Myis]

I should try this. I'm ridiculously good at making anyone believe I'm anything over the internet. I can take on literally any persona.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

Hell a bunch of people on Facepunch think I'm a girl and I didn't even say anything remotely along the lines of anything that would suggest that.

[Speedfalcon]

[QUOTE=Vancouver;30603479]As if the pedo is going to call the cops lol.[/QUOTE]

The pedo might not, but the email provider + chat + paypal can report you. And since most of FP won't be using a proxy, I'm just going to check this thread once in a while and expect massive lulz.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;30603978]I should try this. I'm ridiculously good at making anyone believe I'm anything over the internet. I can take on literally any persona.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

Hell a bunch of people on Facepunch think I'm a girl and I didn't even say anything remotely along the lines of anything that would suggest that.[/QUOTE]

Identity crisis.

[Joppari]

Almost got 2000 euros but this guy wanted to phone me so no

[Vancouver]

[QUOTE=Speedfalcon;30604660]The pedo might not, but the email provider + chat + paypal can report you. And since most of FP won't be using a proxy, I'm just going to check this thread once in a while and expect massive lulz.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

Identity crisis.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, people thinking they're god not using a proxy, up until they get busted.

[Neo Kabuto]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;30603978]Hell a bunch of people on Facepunch think I'm a girl and I didn't even say anything remotely along the lines of anything that would suggest that.[/QUOTE]
I think your avatar might be helping with that.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Joppari;30605601]Almost got 2000 euros but this guy wanted to phone me so no[/QUOTE]

You could always get a k7/Google Voice number and pretend your dad won't let you talk on the phone or something.

[Myis]

[QUOTE=Neo Kabuto;30613013]I think your avatar might be helping with that.

[editline]21st June 2011[/editline]

But it's just Kesha.

[MrJazzy]

I can't do this, I would begin question my morality, cause everything is so wrong with this.

[Rex_Rex]

Nearly got £200 but he wanted fuck sessions. Fml XD

[Octyl]

First real attempt at this, I'd say it went swimmingly.

You: heyy
Stranger: hey'
You: how r you?
Stranger: fine, thanks
Stranger: you?
You: preeetty good lol
You: bsides gettin kicked outta the house
Stranger: oh, looks like you fucked up.
You: wasnt even my fault
Stranger: what happened, then?
You: parents were away
You: i was at a friends
You: i gues a bunch of dicks frm my school decided to trash my house
You: i got blamed
Stranger: ...
Stranger: so your story is that a bunch of your friends broke into your house and trashed it while you weren't there.
You: not broke into
You: the outside tho
You: and yard
You: and not rlly friends...
Stranger: I don't know, I don't really believe it either
You: y?? :(
Stranger: because it sounds like bullshit, to be honest with you
You: i gues it kinda does.. wat should i do tho?
Stranger: doesn't sound like there's much you can do.
Stranger: where are you now, if you're not at home?
You: just hop my frends couches for weeks then?
You: my besties house
You: her parents treat me bette then mine
Stranger: and you're, what, like 16?
You: yea
Stranger: I guess you just have to wait it out
Stranger: or you can start turning tricks on the street.
You: turnin tricks?
Stranger: being a prostitute.
You: ohhh lol, dont rly want to do tht.. mite have to sell pics or osmethin tho :/
Stranger: I don't think that'll really work
You: y not?
Stranger: because why the hell would someone pay for your pictures?
You: cuz im sexy, lol
Stranger: yeah, but there are like literally billions of pictures of sexy girls for free on the internet.
You: there 18
You: im not
Stranger: yeah, that's an even bigger problem
Stranger: dudes aren't going to want illegal shit
You: i like oldr guys, they treat me right
You: some mite, idk
Stranger: well, I guess it depends on how good looking you are, yes
You: ya
Stranger: where are you from?
You: san fran
Stranger: oh, alright
You: u?
Stranger: Phoenix
You: cool, i have famly there
Stranger: nice, nice
Stranger: well, come visit them and I'll take care of you haha
You: oh??
You: srry im really bad at reading sarcasm online, lol
Stranger: well, I wasn't really serious
Stranger: I'm assuming you don't have a car or anything to get here, so
You: i havea .. friend type prson that would probly drive me
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: ya
You: he makes me pay gas money but i dont have a job :(
Stranger: well, it'd be a whole lot of gas money to get from SF to here
You: i kno :/
Stranger: too bad.
You: i coud save and fly or somethin, cheaper almost probably
Stranger: yeah, probably only $125 or so for a one-way
You: i wouldnt need return lol
You: still tho all my money is going to food and clothes
Stranger: oh, that's too bad
You: idunno what to do
You: i might have to drop out or smethin :/
Stranger: yeah, I don't know, maybe.
Stranger: well, if you ever find yourself in PHX you can crash at my place.
You: cool! thx :)
You: how old r u?
Stranger: 21
You: howd i find you?
Stranger: hmm?
You: how would i find your place, lol
Stranger: haha you should be worrying about how you'd get here in the first place
You: i hve family out there remembr?
You: i could even fly to my aunts
Stranger: and then what?
You: run away frm her, shes a bitch :)
Stranger: haha but then you're 16 and in an unfamiliar city with no money...what do you do then?
You: crsh wit you? :)
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: and what do I get out of it
You: o we can see about somethin.. ;)
Stranger: haha you're a bad girl.
You: u dont even kno half of it
Stranger: i guess not
You: wen did you move out?
Stranger: I was 17
You: kinda early ,why?
Stranger: that was when I graduated
You: im not graduatin till im 18.. guess i already moved out tho, haha
Stranger: haha, yeah, I guess so
Stranger: but yeah, was done with high school at 17
Stranger: and I just finished college in May
Stranger: so I'm done with school, thankfully
You: cant wait
You: what did u go to college for?
Stranger: business and international relations
You: so workin for compinies and things?
Stranger: let's just say I make pretty good money, haha
You: cool, money is good to have lol
Stranger: it's better than crashing on friends' couches, yes
You: mayb if enough ppl buy my pics i'll get an apartment =P
Stranger: not for a few years, anyway
Stranger: can't rent until you're at least 18
You: i ca n get a roomate
Stranger: sure, sure
Stranger: like me! haha
You: sure! lol
You: u into younger grls then? =P
Stranger: to be honest, not really
Stranger: but I guess it depends on how you look.
You: ive heard im good looking lol
Stranger: yeah?
You: yep
You: wat are you into for girls?
You: looks i mean
You: nd im not gonna go find some random pic of someone else, lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it all depends, really
Stranger: there are good looking girls in all shapes and sizes
Stranger: its just how it works for you, you know what I mean?
You: yea i hear ya!
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: ill find u a good picture
You: oops not from this album lol.. tht was for my ex
Stranger: haha the "naughty" album
You: oh yea lol
You: im bad with this, where shuld i upload it?
Stranger: uhhhhhhh
Stranger: the only site i know of is imageshack.us
Stranger: I'm sure there are plenty out there, though
You: ill try that
Stranger: alright, cool
You: there!
You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/535/picture2ia.jpg/
You: i feel smart =P
Stranger: haha super smart!
You: :)
Stranger: hey, you're actually really cute
You: thaaanks!
You: what do u look like yourself? :)
Stranger: well, i also get the occasional compliment on my good looks haha
You: probly a stud lol
Stranger: unfortunately i'm not sure if I have any pictures laying around...give me a second, i'll look
You: k!
Stranger: haha i have plenty of pictures of my ex girlfriends, but so far none of me
Stranger: i guess that says a lot...
You: wat does it say?
You: not much of a narcist? bad spelling but whatevr
Stranger: haha no, definitely not a narcissist
Stranger: i used to have a bunch from facebook but then I got rid of mine so i lost all those
You: just excuses lol
Stranger: right?
Stranger: i'm actually a 70 year old pedophile!
Stranger: that was sarcasm, in case you're still not good at picking up on that
You: a 70 yearold wouldnt hve been able to hlp with my photo uploadng :P
You: and yea i kno, lol
Stranger: true, true
Stranger: well, i'm glad I could help...you are pretty sexy after all
You: sure ya dont want more pictures? ;P
Stranger: welllll, if you're offering haha
You: u've been nice, i'd throw em in for free lol
You: the first cuple at least ;)
Stranger: haha sounds good to me
You: gimme a sec lol
Stranger: sure thing
You: i feel brave, i think u will get a coupl good ones
Stranger: lucky me, haha
You: haha what was the site again?
Stranger: imageshack.us?
You: rite! thanks
Stranger: nooo problem
You: my boobs arent the biggest but guys seem to have fun with em lol
You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/818/picture7ph.jpg/
You: u'll have to convince me for the next 1
Stranger: mmm, damn.
You: ;)
Stranger: haha and how can I convince you?
You: iiii dunno
You: u seem smart, u can think of something
Stranger: well, I'm not sure
Stranger: all I know is that my dick definitely wants more haha
Stranger: it's standing at attention from that last one
You: hm, kiiinda convincing.. ;)
You: u have been pretty nice so i gues i'll give you another one.
Stranger: oh, why thank you haha
Stranger: you might have a future customer here, after all
You: whats ur favorite body part? ;)
Stranger: I don't know, thats a tough one...
Stranger: i love legs, i love a nice stomach, boobs of course...honestly, on a cute girl, every part is my favorite part haha
You: ive got pretty nice legs, lol.. my ass is wat ppl talk about
You: nt that big but.. nice apprently :)
Stranger: I loooove a good ass haha
Stranger: like i said, it's all my favorite
You: y thanks =P
You: o! I just found another albm, lol
You: with my sexy red jacket
Stranger: that sounds niiiice haha
You: well its off in the one im sending u but dont think u'll mind, lol
Stranger: haha nahhh i think i'll live
You: so idk u tell me, my ass nice? ;)
You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/picture215.jpg/
You: lol pic 215.. i have a lot ;)
Stranger: sorry, but your ass isn't nice
Stranger: it's fucking perfect. hahaha
You: lol!! thanks! :)
You: i have to go soon but hang on
Stranger: aww :(
You: i'll brb, dont leave!!
You: ill give ya another pic
You: but brb
Stranger: alright alright
You: back! srry
You: our pizza got here, lol
Stranger: oh, sounds good
You: once we are done we are goin to a party
Stranger: that should take your mind off things
You: lemme find u another pic first ;)
You: mhm, for sure
You: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/69/picture178gn.jpg/
You: there! :)
You: were gonna get dressed soon
You: i dont rly want to leave much, i like talking to you
Stranger: I think "damn." is all I can say about that last picture.
Stranger: haha
You: :)
Stranger: but yeah, that's too bad, but at least you'll have a nice time
You: wait!
You: whats ur name? and email!! i can talk to u on msn sometime :)
Stranger: tell you what
Stranger: i don't have msn, but if you give me your name, i'll download it later on and i'll add you
You: awesum!
You: i better see you on there..
You: ignore my typiccl teenage girl email, lol
You: (EMAIL HERE!)
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: alright, no problem...i'll add you later on tonight for sure
You: better talk to me later, these pics wont look at emselves ;)
Stranger: most definitely haha
Stranger: have a good time at your party, okay?
You: i will! thanks :)
Stranger: very cool...ill talk to you soon then
You: k! bye stud =P
You have disconnected.

[Rex_Rex]

I've failed twice. none wants to pay me

[Generic.Monk]

this is so, so wrong, it has so many facets of wrongness that it's a fucking dodecahedron made out of wrong

I think I might try it at the weekend

[ThisGuy0]

[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30617342]Stranger: so since you're a girl, i usually give girls 3 options to choose from
You: mhmm??
Stranger: [B]1. we can pretend we're slices of pizza and we talk about how we have to get by in a world where everyone wants to eat us[/B]
Stranger: 2. discuss video games
Stranger: 3. cyber sex

Hahaha oh wow[/QUOTE]

I hope you took the first option.

[FalcoLombardi]

Ahaha what? While on AIM some random person went E-whore on me.

Whore: 24/F here you?
Me: wtf
Me: oh wait I know what you are doing haha
Whore: I don't know I was just bored.

[editline]22nd June 2011[/editline]

Wait what if she was actually a she. DAMNIT.

[Rex_Rex]

How do you actually get them to buy, im having trouble with this most people want to meet and i already had to Photoshop a name into a photograph :( not really getting it.

[Taepodong-2]

I have no problems with going on Omegle and convincing people I'm a girl, but something about getting money out of pedos just seems strange.

[butre]

[QUOTE=MIPS;30575805]Do people really take pedobaiting seriously or is it a lot harder than they say to generate money?[/QUOTE]

pedobaiting has paid my rent before, easy way to make money. I kept it going for about 3 weeks before doing the blackmail thing, then I go and make a new MSN account and start the cycle again.

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30638151]pedobaiting has paid my rent before, easy way to make money. I kept it going for about 3 weeks before doing the blackmail thing, then I go and make a new MSN account and start the cycle again.[/QUOTE]

So what's that add up to?

[Rex_Rex]

I find it hard to get them to say they want to buy em'

[Rex_Rex]

Can anyone pm any tips and stuff and sites to use?

[MisterSjeiks]

I really want to do this... But all this shit about CP on tv and people getting arrested and burned alive in their house is preventing me...

FUCK THIS SHIT I WANT MONEY. I'll start tommorrow.

[Rex_Rex]

I've had 5 people all who didnt want to buy just Fucking in RL.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=Rex_Rex;30640240]I've had 5 people all who didnt want to buy just Fucking in RL.[/QUOTE]

Best hop to it then!

[Vancouver]

[QUOTE=FlameCow;30638675]Fuuuck, my real account never got the $5, because paypal limited my fake account. Is there anything I can do to get around this limitation?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Make a Canadian paypal account instead.

[ventnor]

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;30585608]See this is the same stereotypical bullshit I get everyday.

Name is Ricardo Simmons.

Regards,

Ricardo Simmons
[img]http://members.optusnet.com.au/~geoffwatts1/images/Frankie%20separator.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Haha I remember that thread.

[Rex_Rex]

Its FACT the people i meet are into beastiality

[cagafuego88]

[QUOTE=Rex_Rex;30642287]Its FACT the people i meet are into beastiality[/QUOTE]

What the hell is your username? Puppydoglover97 ?

[butre]

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;30638408]So what's that add up to?[/QUOTE]

guilt-free money.

[chimitos]

I would buy a dildo and sent it to australia just incase anybody was watching PayPal my account and thought it was fishy that I was only sending money to one account.
:v:

[i_speel_good]

[QUOTE=Vancouver;30603479]As if the pedo is going to call the cops lol.[/QUOTE]
It's the perfect crime.