Lucky! My eyes are as crimson as the devil's blood when I smoke, it's the first thing that would give me away and the hardest to prevent. I need to get some eye drops or something.
I'd save up the money you'd spend on weed and buy a new house, dude.
[QUOTE=Punjon;18578215]I'd save up the money you'd spend on weed and buy a new house, dude.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if you're trolling, making a dumb joke or just really really stupid. :iiam:
Go out and buy some eyedrops that are made to soothe sore/red eyes. They will fit in your pocket and are perfect for hiding red eyes.
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[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18557907]No shops for that sort of thing (They're called headshops, correct?) around here, and I can't orer through the internet due to having no credit card.[/QUOTE]
Get a mate who does have a credit card to buy one for you. You get them from their website.
Smoke in the basement (If you have one)
[QUOTE=Unrest;18557894]FUCK YOU DICK. I love my dad and i respect him but he's still an asshole
you need to learn some respect you prick[/QUOTE]
Yes, because calling your dad an asshole is respect, right? :downs:
[QUOTE=theXinferno;18578317]I'm not sure if you're trolling, making a dumb joke or just really really stupid. :iiam:[/QUOTE]
sounds sensible to me
I'm not sure 20-30$ a month will land me a house anytime soon. :raise:
Are your parents always home?
When they leave say for more than 10-15 minutes (say a grocery store visit or something), just go to a spot if neighbors can't see you and smoke a J, i do that shit all the time.
Alright, if I wen't down to the lake bank, would the smoke rise and alert my neighbores? that's the one spot I can't be seen.
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okay, I went for a walk, walked into this little backroad... smoked a joint.
Fuck I am scared, what if I got seen? even though there were no houses and no traffic passed by omg jesus christ
:ohdear: Ah well. It's best to not dwell on that while high. I'd best enjoy it while it lasts.
blow the smoke downward...
There won't be much smoke anyway. Seriously, just smoke a J, use some eyedrops, then go chill and play computer games.
I'm really getting used to being slightly high around people at home/work, so it's becoming slightly easier to do each time.
Another tip: Get a vaporizer.
Lol. Don't be so paranoid, if anyone saw you they would think you're smoking a cigarette, and even if they knew it was weed, they probably wouldn't care. And you can easily dispose of the evidence.
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18587752]Alright, if I wen't down to the lake bank, would the smoke rise and alert my neighbores? that's the one spot I can't be seen.
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okay, I went for a walk, walked into this little backroad... smoked a joint.
Fuck I am scared, what if I got seen? even though there were no houses and no traffic passed by omg jesus christ
:ohdear: Ah well. It's best to not dwell on that while high. I'd best enjoy it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry about it. If somebody had seen you (that cares) you would have known.
[i]It was just my paranoia, hey hey hey, runnin away with me[/i]
I thought my house was crappy. Sorry.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;18626867]I thought my house was crappy. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
No need to remind him he's poor.
Its not that hard to smoke while living with your parents. I smoke weed all the time in my room and Ive never been caught in the act. Just use a good air freshener like ozium or some incense. Both are all you need, period.
I've got a sweet set-up, my rooms in the basement, two doors lead into my room, behind one is the stairs and the other is the rest of the basement, with another door to the outside, I simply quietly open both doors and toke outside, my moms the only one who comes into my room, so if i'm too baked and hear her coming down the stairs I do a mad dive for my bed and hit the lights.
One time I dove for the bed and she was pretty close, so when she opened the door I let out a loud fake snore so she would think i'm pretending to sleep as a joke and not completely blitzed, she closes the door and goes to bed, shit was cash.
Also I just toke up in my room when my parents are asleep, the smell is gone by morning.
Also also, I've yet to be caught actually smoking, it's all about getting rid of the smell and not looking like your baked, sometimes I look in a mirror to readjust my face, I get lost in that fucker for hours.
Yeah man, just take a walk outside. You have absolutely nothing to be scared about. As soon as we get off school on Fridays right when we get off the property we light up a joint and burn while we're walking. It'll look like a cig, and really, nobody cares. It's weed. The worst that will happen is someone threatening to call the cops if you don't put the joint out. In that case you can just ash it, stash it, and light it up again later.
I know it's hard not to be paranoid when you first start, and as I understand by reading your posts in various threads you have just recently gotten into smoking weed. I only got to my level of comfort through smoking, but if you can get past the paranoia early on it will save you a lot of useless stressing.
[QUOTE=dustbusta;18675125]Yeah man, just take a walk outside. You have absolutely nothing to be scared about. As soon as we get off school on Fridays right when we get off the property we light up a joint and burn while we're walking. It'll look like a cig, and really, nobody cares. It's weed. The worst that will happen is someone threatening to call the cops if you don't put the joint out. In that case you can just ash it, stash it, and light it up again later.
I know it's hard not to be paranoid when you first start, and as I understand by reading your posts in various threads you have just recently gotten into smoking weed. I only got to my level of comfort through smoking, but if you can get past the paranoia early on it will save you a lot of useless stressing.[/QUOTE]
rated u heart. :3
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18675172]rated u heart. :3[/QUOTE]
Aw thanks! Also I wouldn't suggest smoking inside unless you have a good way to hide it. I used to smoke every night after my dad went to bed. I can't use air fresheners as he is allergic to that kind of stuff. It was usually gone by the morning but one night I was toking too late into the night and it still smelled in the morning. Sketchy shit. Just play it safe man.
[QUOTE=dustbusta;18675260]Aw thanks! Also I wouldn't suggest smoking inside unless you have a good way to hide it. I used to smoke every night after my dad went to bed. I can't use air fresheners as he is allergic to that kind of stuff. It was usually gone by the morning but one night I was toking too late into the night and it still smelled in the morning. Sketchy shit. Just play it safe man.[/QUOTE]
Well, I smoke inside, but when I exhale after a nice big hit deep into my lungs (<333), I exhale out the window. Would the slipstream smoke give me away, or did you exhale inside the room?
I was staying at my friend's house when he got this brilliant idea to smoke some mj in his room, he only had 1 window and the room wasn't that big, the worst part about his idea? His Dad is a cop, so he's got the window open with a fan in it, lights up and takes a big hit, and starts coughing. The whole room just instantly smelled like pot and about 2 minutes later his Dad walks in looks ME straight in the eyes and says "This room smells like weed." and walked out. I don't know if it was because he was off duty or something at leaving us alone and not even talking about it, but that was the scariest time I'd ever tried to get high.
get some wood. nails. chairs, and make a smokin shack out in the woods.
My local park has pit dug with benches mounted into the sides, its where like everyone smokes/drinks
[QUOTE=ORGLAR;18675535]Well, I smoke inside, but when I exhale after a nice big hit deep into my lungs (<333), I exhale out the window. Would the slipstream smoke give me away, or did you exhale inside the room?[/QUOTE]
Ahh I see. At the moment I sleep in my walk in closet so no, no window. You should be safe, the slipstream doesn't cause too much smell, just hold it close to the window and most of it should drift out anyways.
You don't need a streamline to smoke, just put enough so you can one-hit.
[QUOTE=vachon644;18703816]You don't need a streamline to smoke, just put enough so you can one-hit.[/QUOTE]
He can only get joints as his local and only dealer sells pre rolled and that's it. So yes, the streamline is an issue.
hahahaha burn your house when youre done blazing. it should cover the smell.
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