• Ghetto Hikes - Shit Urban Kids Say on Hikes
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I'm going to write this shit down and put it in my gangster vocabulary. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=bunnyspy1;34661942][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1QhYB.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] OH GOD MY SIDES
The website's (somewhat) funny, but it's glaringly obvious that it makes fun of a bunch of dumb, preconceived stereotypes about black people, which I find to be pretty racist.
he probably left out a lot of the normal things, and modified the ones he chose
Kids from the ghetto say the funniest shit. I would know, I somehow became everyone's buddy in school including the the scary gangsters who turned out to not actually be scary at all and in fact had a fear of mexicans.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34662012]The website's (somewhat) funny, but it's glaringly obvious that it makes fun of a bunch of dumb, preconceived stereotypes about black people, which I find to be pretty racist.[/QUOTE] Hows it racist if they're actually saying the stuff?
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34662012]The website's (somewhat) funny, but it's glaringly obvious that it makes fun of a bunch of dumb, preconceived stereotypes about black people, which I find to be pretty racist.[/QUOTE] No one even said they are black lol
[img]http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjnt41W201r9jpslo1_500.jpg[/img] [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/34347597/Misc/wifi.JPG[/img]
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;34662303]Hows it racist if they're actually saying the stuff?[/QUOTE] I highly doubt most of the quotes are even real. [QUOTE=Croix;34662397]No one even said they are black lol[/QUOTE] It's pretty obvious that the "hikers" were meant to be black, considering the website is named Ghetto Hikes (because, y'know, a large part of ghettos in America are disproportionately black), and also judging by the author's crass attempt at imitating ebonics.
The face on their faces when they grow up: [img]http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/OH+GOD+WHY+11+small+Go+post+this+this+stuff+_07cbe4b361e83a6a57e85e96f6569ea2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34662685]I highly doubt most of the quotes are even real. It's pretty obvious that the "hikers" were meant to be black, considering the website is named Ghetto Hikes (because, y'know, a large part of ghettos in America are disproportionately black), and also judging by the author's crass attempt at imitating ebonics.[/QUOTE] The place I grew up in was a white chav ghetto, Near enough everybody around me talked exactly like the people he's quoting. That's just your own interpretation. I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you may be a racist.
These are actually pretty damn adorable. Thanks for sharing.
Found this on Reddit last night, I was actually tearing up in laughter at some of these.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34662012]The website's (somewhat) funny, but it's glaringly obvious that it makes fun of a bunch of dumb, preconceived stereotypes about black people, which I find to be pretty racist.[/QUOTE] where does it say it's about black people?
It honestly seems to be about the silly things little kids say when they visit a forest for probably the first time in their lives. You know, like the title of the tumblr says.
My favourite is this one [url]http://ghettohikes.tumblr.com/post/16838414833/desmond-done-carved-his-name-into-da-side-of-dis-tree[/url]
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34662012]The website's (somewhat) funny, but it's glaringly obvious that it makes fun of a bunch of dumb, preconceived stereotypes about black people, which I find to be pretty racist.[/QUOTE] That's kind of hypocritical of you considering you're the one making general assumptions that they're about blacks. Sure sounds like you have an association between these statements and stereotypical blacks. Although I don't believe these were actually said by people hiking, my imagination let's me enjoy them just as much.
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[QUOTE=st0rmforce;34663180]The place I grew up in was a white chav ghetto, Near enough everybody around me talked exactly like the people he's quoting. That's just your own interpretation. I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you may be a racist.[/QUOTE] Your little white chavvy ghetto doesn't speak for the majority of ghettos in the US. Are you going to accuse every person who brings up the issue of race every time they see racist stereotypes being propagated of being "racist" themselves? Newsflash: the author of the website isn't going to explicitly state that he's making fun of black people, because then he's going to be inevitably called out for his shit. If you look at any racist parody of black people, you'll see that it closely resembles the ones on this website. [QUOTE=Tippmann357;34668681]That's kind of hypocritical of you considering you're the one making general assumptions that they're about blacks. Sure sounds like you have an association between these statements and stereotypical blacks. Although I don't believe these were actually said by people hiking, my imagination let's me enjoy them just as much.[/QUOTE] I'm not the one making general assumptions about blacks. I'm calling the author out on his racist portrayal of [I]what he thinks are representative of inner-city black people.[/I] Then again I shouldn't be surprised most people here are oblivious to the racism of the site, considering cognitive dissonance is the norm when it comes to racial matters on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34669165] I'm not the one making general assumptions about blacks. I'm calling the author out on his racist portrayal of [I]what he thinks are representative of inner-city black people.[/I] Then again I shouldn't be surprised most people here are oblivious to the racism of the site, considering cognitive dissonance is the norm when it comes to racial matters on Facepunch.[/QUOTE] You're the one that automatically links the posts to black people. It doesn't say anything about blacks. YOU are the one associating ghetto speak to black people. These posts can be about anyone from the ghetto, yet you're going straight to the "THIS IS ABOUT BLACKS" remarks. Can it be racist? Sure. Does it say anything about race? No. Your daftness goes straight to racism. It's like saying a blog about mathematics and nerd speak has to be racist towards Asians or something.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34669165] I'm not the one making general assumptions about blacks.[/QUOTE] you're an idiot no i don't care to elaborate fuck off
[QUOTE=Penultimate;34663674]It honestly seems to be about the silly things little kids say when they visit a forest for probably the first time in their lives. You know, like the title of the tumblr says.[/QUOTE] No, It seems like 11-15 years old to me. Probably because that's the kind of people I grew up around. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kalibos;34669529]you're an idiot no i don't care to elaborate fuck off[/QUOTE] Avatar fits.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34669165]Your little white chavvy ghetto doesn't speak for the majority of ghettos in the US. Are you going to accuse every person who brings up the issue of race every time they see racist stereotypes being propagated of being "racist" themselves? Newsflash: the author of the website isn't going to explicitly state that he's making fun of black people, because then he's going to be inevitably called out for his shit. If you look at any racist parody of black people, you'll see that it closely resembles the ones on this website. I'm not the one making general assumptions about blacks. I'm calling the author out on his racist portrayal of [I]what he thinks are representative of inner-city black people.[/I] Then again I shouldn't be surprised most people here are oblivious to the racism of the site, considering cognitive dissonance is the norm when it comes to racial matters on Facepunch.[/QUOTE] Dude. How is it racist if he A.) Doesn't list the ethnicity of the individual he's quoting, and B.) It's literally JUST A WEBSITE FULL OF QUOTES. I mean, he says first thing on his page , [QUOTE]I simply write down shit they say[/QUOTE] [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] Just enjoy the funny quotes and stop looking for attention.
who cares if someone thinks these are black kids these quotes fucking rock my neighbor is a racist twat and he's the coolest guy ever unless i bring my black m8 along i generally bring my black m8 along when i want my neighbor to shuT UP about his recent holiday trip
don't see why would it be racist to me it's funny because it's unusual to hear things like that on hikes and it's pretty fucking awesome and fun most of them were making jokes when saying this stuff I don't see why it shouldn't make us laugh
Its more racist to say that it is racist
To be honest, I think that a good amount of these quotes seem to come from pretty interesting people. I'd certainly like to get to know better the guy who lived in a city his whole life but is aware of Johnny Appleseed, the two arguing about the merits of pogo-sticking in the wilderness, or the fellow who has a hobby of painting "beautiful shit" (a.k.a. landscapes).
Most racism is subtle. Just because someone or something doesn't actually mention the race of a particular group of people, doesn't mean that it's not racist by default. It also doesn't help that the names of the people that were "quoted" sound black. So not only does the site try to make fun of imaginary kids from the ghetto that talk in ebonics, they also use black names. So it's pretty reasonable to assume that the group of people that the author is trying to portray as a bunch of flamboyant buffoons, are black, which is pretty racist. Oh and this whole thing is fake, get over it. [QUOTE=Kalibos;34669529]you're an idiot no i don't care to elaborate fuck off[/QUOTE] Lol you're just an angry little man
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34672349]Oh and this whole thing is fake, get over it.[/QUOTE]Going to need a source on that, man.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;34669165]Your little white chavvy ghetto doesn't speak for the majority of ghettos in the US. Are you going to accuse every person who brings up the issue of race every time they see racist stereotypes being propagated of being "racist" themselves? Newsflash: the author of the website isn't going to explicitly state that he's making fun of black people, because then he's going to be inevitably called out for his shit. If you look at any racist parody of black people, you'll see that it closely resembles the ones on this website. I'm not the one making general assumptions about blacks. I'm calling the author out on his racist portrayal of [I]what he thinks are representative of inner-city black people.[/I] Then again I shouldn't be surprised most people here are oblivious to the racism of the site, considering cognitive dissonance is the norm when it comes to racial matters on Facepunch.[/QUOTE] You're the racist. You assume that only black people could talk like this and be this stupid. Who's the real racist?
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