[QUOTE=69105;21190796]
we all know fat people can't reach around to put deodorant on their armpits.[/QUOTE]
They also cant reach their shoulders either.
[img]http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/fat-people-love-cookies.jpg[/img]
[B]COME ON GET THE COOKIE! YOU CAN DO IT![/b]
I don't really like it when fat chicks think they are super hot and flirt with everyone.
The more fat you are, the less respected you are likely to become.
[QUOTE=T00THBRUSH;21191344]But remember, fat people are jolly. Unless they're mean pricks. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Gee wonder why some people might be pricks :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Combine 177;21190909]Oh god that woman is touchin that kid's tits!
:monocle:[/QUOTE]
You commented on [U]that[/U] when she's obviously grabbing his junk?
I'll take my medal now.
This thread is completely stupid and not even funny.
[img]http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/events/one_night_stand_07/gallery/crowd.jpg[/img]
hahaha guys this thread is great!!! yeah, what a rockin' thread!
[img]http://gakcity.com/core/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hipster-2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=steven688;21193601]This thread is completely stupid and not even funny.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/events/one_night_stand_07/gallery/crowd.jpg[/img]
what???
...
[b]YEAH, FUCK THIS THREAD. LET'S BE COOL AND GO AGAINST EVERYTHING GOLDEN BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE ALTERNATIVE ASSHOLES. YEAH, MODEST MOUSE[/b]
blah blah fatty fatty
These threads are shit.
I hate obese people.
There is this chick that goes to my school, i never met her, i never talked to her, i don't even know her name and i absolutely fucking hate her. She's beyond pear shape, she's Gabe shape.
Well every morning, she gets on my bus, and every single day i start praying that she does not sit next to me, she almost always does. So in goes the fat bitch, and since i'm on the inside sit, i'm literally smashed up against the window. If that wasn't enough to make you hate this chick, she has the fucking nerve to take out her fucking cell phone and text. When she texts, she fucking extends her elbows out to their maximum level, digging into my sides. Then she takes fucking FOREVER to type out a damn message on a KEYBOARD PHONE. I can type a long text message on my numpad phone faster then this bitch, and i don't even text that much!
In addition to all this shit, she breathes loud as hell, as if she is savoring every ounce of air she's taking in like a steak slathered in steak sauce, and then her exhale is the cherry pie of the meal making eating sounds of delight, except here they just sound like "hhhhhhhhhnnnnnn nnnnhhhhhhhh".
I fucking hate that fat all bitch.
[QUOTE=UnstableIsotope;21190897]Fatties support the economy.[/QUOTE]
Literally.
You can support a fucking oil tanker with a fatty.
[QUOTE=steven688;21193601]This thread is completely stupid and not even funny.[/QUOTE]
its because your fat
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;21193777]blah blah fatty fatty
These threads are shit.[/QUOTE]
Predicted it on page 1, folks.
You guys aren't very good at being original.
I love fat peoples cause they trampolines :buddy:
It's very hard for some fat people to lose weight... it is genetic inheritance for many of them. It's not like all fat people are fat because they eat fast food all of the time... and claiming so makes you look like an idiot. I'm not fat... I just think this is a dumb fucking thread.
im confused what you guys mean as fat otherwise i would laugh
do you mean huge obese people or like are you even including people with a little chub?
[QUOTE=69105;21193650][img]http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/events/one_night_stand_07/gallery/crowd.jpg[/img]
hahaha guys this thread is great!!! yeah, what a rockin' thread!
[img]http://gakcity.com/core/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hipster-2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/events/one_night_stand_07/gallery/crowd.jpg[/img]
what???
...
[b]YEAH, FUCK THIS THREAD. LET'S BE COOL AND GO AGAINST EVERYTHING GOLDEN BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE ALTERNATIVE ASSHOLES. YEAH, MODEST MOUSE[/b][/QUOTE]
Listening to Metallica doesn't make you a hardcore motherfucker.
[QUOTE=mysteryman;21193786]I hate obese people.
There is this chick that goes to my school, i never met her, i never talked to her, i don't even know her name and i absolutely fucking hate her. She's beyond pear shape, she's Gabe shape.
Well every morning, she gets on my bus, and every single day i start praying that she does not sit next to me, she almost always does. So in goes the fat bitch, and since i'm on the inside sit, i'm literally smashed up against the window. If that wasn't enough to make you hate this chick, she has the fucking nerve to take out her fucking cell phone and text. When she texts, she fucking extends her elbows out to their maximum level, digging into my sides. Then she takes fucking FOREVER to type out a damn message on a KEYBOARD PHONE. I can type a long text message on my numpad phone faster then this bitch, and i don't even text that much!
In addition to all this shit, she breathes loud as hell, as if she is savoring every ounce of air she's taking in like a steak slathered in steak sauce, and then her exhale is the cherry pie of the meal making eating sounds of delight, except here they just sound like "hhhhhhhhhnnnnnn nnnnhhhhhhhh".
I fucking hate that fat all bitch.[/QUOTE]
That made me lol more than this thread did
Quality thread
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;21192172]The more fat you are, the less respected you are likely to become.[/QUOTE]
I guess you could say that [i]fatness is inversely proportional to status in society[/i] :eng101:
This is my new favourite thread.
[QUOTE=toddisgay;21193935]Listening to Metallica doesn't make you a hardcore motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
metallica is overrated and garbage
holy balls this thread is amazing. The logo on the very tippytop made me remember a video on youtube where someone in a venom costume tied up someone in a spiderman costume and was rubbing spiderman's dick with an electric tooth brush.
I kind of feel bad for laughing.
[img]http://gamereaver.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gabe1.jpg[/img]
Oi you. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Snapzies;21194496]holy balls this thread is amazing. The logo on the very tippytop made me remember a video on youtube where someone in a venom costume tied up someone in a spiderman costume and was rubbing spiderman's dick with an electric tooth brush.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
i wish i had fat to keep me warm during the winter months :saddowns:
fat people die sooner, so it's good that they can't get that retirement pension, or atleast so much of it
Fuck being fat, i take bull shark testosterone... Keeps me really ripped and the ladies love it, Yeah baby!
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/31/11578-brucie_gta4_super.jpg[/img]
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