FAT PEOPLE and why they are COOL. - General

[QUOTE=69105;21194190]metallica is overrated and garbage[/QUOTE] You can't deny that their earlier shit isn't really good... So many bands would not exist without them. Gotta' appreciate the good shit.

[QUOTE=UnstableIsotope;21190897]Fatties support the economy.[/QUOTE] Good thing it's not the other way around or we'd get crushed.

[QUOTE=rukiddingme;21205305]Fat people that can't lose the weight are just lazy, then they blame it on genetics, which means they are in denial, and fat. Sorry, but it's true. Edit: I'm guessing you're fat too, shame on you.[/QUOTE] Still only your opinion and your guesses hold zero value. Enjoy your delusion

Fat people are fat.

[QUOTE=abcpea;21201097]dudes arent meant to have breasts[/QUOTE] Actually they are considering that everyones born with breasts.

This fat girl in class always tries to flirt with me in Math, and she's fucking retarded! and in p.e. she always "gets hurt" Every. Fucking. Time. Fat people make me angry.

[QUOTE=69105;21193650][b]YEAH, FUCK THIS THREAD. LET'S BE COOL AND GO AGAINST EVERYTHING GOLDEN BECAUSE WE WANT TO BE ALTERNATIVE ASSHOLES. YEAH, MODEST MOUSE[/b][/QUOTE] You got some kind of problem with goldies, ese? We can take this outside.

[QUOTE=Roof;21203012]Anyone else have that one ugly chick at your school that has pimples, and is fat, that thinks she's cool, and hot?[/QUOTE] Yes. It's Puke-tastic.

Gabe newell is a sexy beast.

I love that you are all making fun of fat people, even though the only reason this forum is here is because of a hugely fat guy. I'm so proud of you all.

[QUOTE=Bledrix;21202948]I work in fast food and I am fucking tired of helping people get fat. I see fat people everyday and it pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Replace their drink with diet coke, and if they still get fat replace the whole meal with diet coke.

[QUOTE=NoShogun;21192120]I don't really like it when fat chicks think they are super hot and flirt with everyone.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:

I only like fat people when they embrace their fatness, and are okay with it. It's the fat people that complain about their fatness, and are always saying they need to go to the gym that piss me off. If you don't want to be fat, then do something about it.

[QUOTE=69105;21190796] [b]FAT PEOPLE[/b] are cool people because they aren't afraid of anything[/QUOTE] "I think FAT PEOPLE is a pretty cool guy. eh eats a lot and doesn't afraid of anything..." Fat people means less food for me. By my scientifical studies, one fat person equals 7 healthy people.

I'm overweight, not Obese, I weigh 250 and I'm 6ft tall. I don't act it's not my fault for being overweight, because I know it is. I really don't care if I get made fun of, I usually just say "Yeah, I agree, You're Hilarious." I'd rather be overweight and smart, than normal weight and an idiot jock. I also don't eat fast food everyday, maybe once a week or less.

In America, when you are sitting on a bench, the two people sitting next to you will be overweight assuming that you have average weight. (This is from TIME magazine back in like 2005/6)

[QUOTE=mysteryman;21193786]I hate obese people. There is this chick that goes to my school, i never met her, i never talked to her, i don't even know her name and i absolutely fucking hate her. She's beyond pear shape, she's Gabe shape. Well every morning, she gets on my bus, and every single day i start praying that she does not sit next to me, she almost always does. So in goes the fat bitch, and since i'm on the inside sit, i'm literally smashed up against the window. If that wasn't enough to make you hate this chick, she has the fucking nerve to take out her fucking cell phone and text. When she texts, she fucking extends her elbows out to their maximum level, digging into my sides. Then she takes fucking FOREVER to type out a damn message on a KEYBOARD PHONE. I can type a long text message on my numpad phone faster then this bitch, and i don't even text that much! In addition to all this shit, she breathes loud as hell, as if she is savoring every ounce of air she's taking in like a steak slathered in steak sauce, and then her exhale is the cherry pie of the meal making eating sounds of delight, except here they just sound like "hhhhhhhhhnnnnnn nnnnhhhhhhhh". I fucking hate that fat all bitch.[/QUOTE] Because you can't move/tell her to move right?

[QUOTE=stewe231;21215202]I'm overweight, not Obese, I weigh 250 and I'm 6ft tall. I don't act it's not my fault for being overweight, because I know it is. I really don't care if I get made fun of, I usually just say "Yeah, I agree, You're Hilarious." I'd rather be overweight and smart, than normal weight and an idiot jock. I also don't eat fast food everyday, maybe once a week or less.[/QUOTE] Once a week too much.

ITT: Post rants about fat people.

I also dislike fat people greatly.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;21217692]Once a week too much.[/QUOTE] I had my first meal in 3 weeks from a fast food restaurant today, actually.

So, wait, what's the cutoff rate for being obese? I think I'm about 20 pounds over BMI.

[QUOTE=Kronik;21209862]You got some kind of problem with goldies, ese? We can take this outside.[/QUOTE] bahahaha i've got like 20 gold accounts that are banned; who are you fooling

[QUOTE=Bledrix;21202948]I work in fast food and I am fucking tired of helping people get fat. I see fat people everyday and it pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Yeah cool people piss me off too. That's why I key their cars. Their [i]cool[/i] cars.

[QUOTE=stewe231;21215202]I'm overweight, not Obese, I weigh 250 and I'm 6ft tall. I don't act it's not my fault for being overweight, because I know it is. I really don't care if I get made fun of, I usually just say "Yeah, I agree, You're Hilarious." I'd rather be overweight and smart, than normal weight and an idiot jock. I also don't eat fast food everyday, maybe once a week or less.[/QUOTE] you're a pretty cool guy. what did i tell you, folks! fatties are [b]BOLD[/b]. also, just to clarify, as a "normal-weighted" person, I can more-than-likely assume I'm far more intelligent than you. Want to know how? I can turn myself in to a pretzel. Try doing that, fatty!

I seriously got P90X in the mail today, boy am I excited! I passed the fitness test and everything! Pretty soon, I'll be the uncoolest guy in the room.

[QUOTE=69105;21221720]you're a pretty cool guy. what did i tell you, folks! fatties are [b]BOLD[/b]. also, just to clarify, as a "normal-weighted" person, I can more-than-likely assume I'm far more intelligent than you. Want to know how? I can turn myself in to a pretzel. Try doing that, fatty![/QUOTE] I didn't mean people who are not overweight aren't intelligent. It's just that the people who think they are a badass because they make fun of me are almost always idiots who couldn't pass a class if their life depended on it. And how is turning yourself into a pretzel a sign of your intelligence?

[QUOTE=stewe231;21221888]I didn't mean people who are not overweight aren't intelligent. It's just that the people who think they are a badass because they make fun of me are almost always idiots who couldn't pass a class if their life depended on it. And how is turning yourself into a pretzel a sign of your intelligence?[/QUOTE] this brings back my "all fat people visit yahoo chat rooms" discussion -- it's true. fat people [i]love[/i] chatting on internet forums and/or roleplaying. what's it do? well, hell if I know -- why would I waste [i]my[/i] time pretending to be a samurai warrior when I could just walk around and flaunt off my sheer masculinity -- but I do notice that pretty much anyone (fat or not) who visits forums or roleplays are normally pretty smart DO YOU ROLEPLAY STEWE231 yes you do except we all know that most people who are smart on the internet are fat. why would us average/skinny people be on the internet when we aren't embarrassed to show ourselves?

Can someone sue you for causing them to have a mental break down injuring their mental health?

[QUOTE=mysteryman;21193786]I hate obese people. There is this chick that goes to my school, i never met her, i never talked to her, i don't even know her name and i absolutely fucking hate her. She's beyond pear shape, she's Gabe shape. Well every morning, she gets on my bus, and every single day i start praying that she does not sit next to me, she almost always does. So in goes the fat bitch, and since i'm on the inside sit, i'm literally smashed up against the window. If that wasn't enough to make you hate this chick, she has the fucking nerve to take out her fucking cell phone and text. When she texts, she fucking extends her elbows out to their maximum level, digging into my sides. Then she takes fucking FOREVER to type out a damn message on a KEYBOARD PHONE. I can type a long text message on my numpad phone faster then this bitch, and i don't even text that much! In addition to all this shit, she breathes loud as hell, as if she is savoring every ounce of air she's taking in like a steak slathered in steak sauce, and then her exhale is the cherry pie of the meal making eating sounds of delight, except here they just sound like "hhhhhhhhhnnnnnn nnnnhhhhhhhh". I fucking hate that fat all bitch.[/QUOTE] I laughed uncontrollably.