2012 Officially Bullshit - Actual "Doomsday" in 2220 - General

spoiler: there will be no doomsday.

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18031008]What people keep forgetting is that we're all fucked on 19th January, 2038, when Unix time crashes and destroys the whole Internet, sending the world into chaos.[/QUOTE] I'm sure by the time 2038 rolls around everything will be 64bit.

[QUOTE=Veers;18031101]I hope we have moved to something better than the internet in 30 years personally.[/QUOTE] Personally, in 30 years, I hope that I have a 100TBS (terabytes/s) connection.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18031018]Fuck this, no, NO, every time a Doomsday Date in the near future is debunked people have to GO AND FIND A NEW ONE.[/QUOTE] I believe the world will end ~2,000,002,009

[QUOTE=Veers;18031101]I hope we have moved to something better than the internet in 30 years personally.[/QUOTE] What is better than instant communication? I think most people don't truly know how amazing the internet truly is.

[QUOTE=DDex;18031345]What is better than instant communication?[/QUOTE] Not quite sure yet, but I hope by then we have something better.

[QUOTE=DDex;18031345]What is better than instant communication?.[/QUOTE] When it's free.

awe my children's children's children will be dead :(

Then when we don't die in 2020, some asshole will go, "Aw man, misread the date, I meant 2035, buy my merchandise."

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18031008]What people keep forgetting is that we're all fucked on 19th January, 2038, when Unix time crashes and destroys the whole Internet, sending the world into chaos.[/QUOTE] Huh?

Newton believed the world would end in 2132. [editline]10:29PM[/editline] And he was standing on the shoulders of giants so he could see pretty far.

What the other guy said.. I'll be dead so I don't care.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0[/media] wait what does this have to do with the sun again

The Mayans actually left earth in a rocket and will crash themselves into the sun, you heard it here first.

[QUOTE=Veers;18031101]I hope we have moved to something better than the internet in 30 years personally.[/QUOTE] quantum entanglement :v:

Some people [url]http://www.2think.org/hundredsheep/skeptic/predictions.shtml[/url]

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18030576]hahaha, take that, believers! [editline]09:25PM[/editline] and john cusack[/QUOTE] John Cusack is just an actor genius. Not a philosopher or prophet who believes the world is going to end in 2012. I never thought the world was gonna end in 2012, I'm not sure but I do think we are overdue for an Ice Age though. >.>

And they are gonna keep doing this forever and ever.

i am going to be dead by then see :suicide:

[sp]THERE IS NO SUSCH THING AS DOOMSDAY[/sp] It's all bullshit made by the government to get you fuckers on edge. Nothing from outside this planet will destroy it. Aliens simply can't be bothered, they've watched and observed us, all we do is kill eachother, worry to death about looks [literally to death], and fucking walk around all gloomy and depressed. No no no, i'm not being a spack attack predictor, i'm saying: The ONLY doomsday or 'end of the world' we'll see is the day we blow ourselves up, or accidentally kill our planet. Some kind of world war 3. Actually, this "recession" was planned out... I mean, i found no reason for it to start. Just one day i heard on the news that the whole economy started collapsing. Randomly, because a few companies failed. And then the governments inject heaps of money into our wallets, putting themselves in debt. While the prices skyrocket, all the 'third world' countries die off. And then everyone starts to fight like little kids, and then every country throws their sticks and nukes, and the world turns into a crispy ball of microwaved human. Lovely huh? So you might want to get started with your bunkers kids, because when world war 3 hits your'e going to want to be in a big dark hole underground. Or dead. Nutshell: no such disaster as a doomsday, we'll end up killing ourselves first

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE[/media] Old Skool Web

[QUOTE=Lolerskins;18033612][sp]THERE IS NO SUSCH THING AS DOOMSDAY[/sp] It's all bullshit made by the government to get you fuckers on edge. Nothing from outside this planet will destroy it. Aliens simply can't be bothered, they've watched and observed us, all we do is kill eachother, worry to death about looks [literally to death], and fucking walk around all gloomy and depressed. No no no, i'm not being a spack attack predictor, i'm saying: The ONLY doomsday or 'end of the world' we'll see is the day we blow ourselves up, or accidentally kill our planet. Some kind of world war 3. Actually, this "recession" was planned out... I mean, i found no reason for it to start. Just one day i heard on the news that the whole economy started collapsing. Randomly, because a few companies failed. And then the governments inject heaps of money into our wallets, putting themselves in debt. While the prices skyrocket, all the 'third world' countries die off. And then everyone starts to fight like little kids, and then every country throws their sticks and nukes, and the world turns into a crispy ball of microwaved human. Lovely huh? So you might want to get started with your bunkers kids, because when world war 3 hits your'e going to want to be in a big dark hole underground. Or dead. Nutshell: no such disaster as a doomsday, we'll end up killing ourselves first[/QUOTE] So global warming was done by the government too?

[b][i]210 years later...[/i] Breaking news! Scientists have debunked the 2220 doomsday theory! The world is now expected to end in 2570![/b]

But... the "Galactic alignment" happens every single year... they are [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img] relevant link : [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJjQMwEjC1I[/media]

Don't worry the world isn't going to end any time soon. Oh uh, gotta go now, they need me in the test chaaamberr ::edit: Well I just got back. Uhm, you guys aren't going to be too happy about this...

We'll probably have already colonized other planets by 2220.

[QUOTE=Benie;18033699]So global warming was done by the government too?[/QUOTE] Possibly... But with the amount of carbon-fuel burning machines around, and the side fact that the government is willing to put more research funds into birthing-chairs than hover drives and shit makes me wonder.

A retarded prediction replaced with another shitty prediction. You guys realize that the Mayans never really predicted the end of the world, right? And plus, the Mayans have more prophecies after 2012. In fact, there are some that go on after year 4000. So I'm confused on why people think it'll end in 2012, and 2220.

Haha...Hahahahaha...That film...Hahahahha

This is Bullllllll shit! If I hear one more thing about doomsday, I am going to vomit.