2012 Officially Bullshit - Actual "Doomsday" in 2220
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Yeah nice job moving the doomsday back a while guys, just like with 1984, 2000, 2006, and absolutely everything else on this huge list. :downs:
[url]http://www.2think.org/hundredsheep/skeptic/predictions.shtml[/url]
What is it with humans and their obsession over total annihilation, especially religious people?
2000, 2012, 2020, 2038 (actually this poses a threat to *nix's still using a 32-bit date/time system so it's [i]sort of[/i] real), 2050, 20something.
So long as we have fools wearing tinfoil hats and believing in imaginary rulers (EG: god or similar person) bullshit like this will always be around.
I partially blame Weekly World News.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;18104163]1984[/QUOTE]
What was supposedly going to happen in 1984?
[QUOTE=Newbienice99;18105969]What was supposedly going to happen in 1984?[/QUOTE]
Apple would release a revolutionary computer [i]that contained a mind control chip that made apple users buy more apple stuff until one day Apple would control 99.2% of the population and take over the world[/i] :tinfoil:
Yay! I get to live!
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;18030585][img]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CNvepMyW-rWvQhDYBRhaMggfLjWLxUQnQA[/img][/QUOTE]
Is it just me or does that look like a moldy brown fruity pebble?
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[QUOTE=Tea;18101425]You do all know that 2012 is a significant date because it is the end of the [b]maiyan[/b] calander, thus the end of the world.
[i]BUT ARE WE FORGETTING SOMETHING?[/i]
[highlight]THE MAIYAINS WERE [u]CRAZY[/u] MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DID FUCKED UP CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST SHIT![/highlight]
Why do millions of people give a shit about what the fucking maiyans think about the end of the world?[/QUOTE]
For the time period they lived in they were brilliant. They also had one of the most powerful empires in the Americas.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18107080]Is it just me or does that look like a moldy brown fruity pebble?[/QUOTE]
No, it looks like bullshit because that's exactly what this 2012 scare is.
[QUOTE=Crossed;18103152]What happens if I set my computer clock to 2038? :0[/QUOTE]
You can't sync with servers so lots of things don't work.
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;18104109]Because they were super advanced at math and were able to predict eclipses which somehow gives them insight into the worlds demise.[/QUOTE]
By the time the mayans were discovered, europeans were alot more advanced
[QUOTE=LoserMan255;18109637]By the time the mayans were discovered, europeans were alot more advanced[/QUOTE]
The amazement is from comparing them to other Mesoamerican cultures, not necessarily Europe.
[QUOTE=Veers;18036440]I thought it was because the mayan calendar ended in december 2012.[/QUOTE]
Just ONE mayan calender. When December 2012 strikes there will just be another mayan calendar, starting at 1213!
[QUOTE=Veers;18030541]Well that will totally screw up that 2012 movie.[/QUOTE]
No it won't that movie looks fucking awesome one way or another.
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[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18101660]Humans: MOst of them are retards.[/QUOTE]
Except you, right? :rolleyes:
I survived the 2012 armageddon and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
I would so wear that on 22/12/2012
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;18030555]You know. Its not gonna be a monstrous event that kills us. Its gonna be people acting like idiots going "hurr durr world is ending im gonna do what i want lulz." Anyone else agree with me? I see society utterly collapsing.
Edit: Wow, thought I would have had some agrees.[/QUOTE]
I do agree, and I reckon there lying about 2220 to stop just that. Because when the assholes that don't respect anyone but themsevles find out about 2012 they will go on a rampage.
[QUOTE=pentium;18106311]Apple would release a revolutionary computer [i]that contained a mind control chip that made apple users buy more apple stuff until one day Apple would control 99.2% of the population and take over the world[/i] :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
So they'll make the world stop looking like
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Syndicate_wars-screenshot_intro_02.png[/img]
And start looking like
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Syndicate_wars-screenshot_intro_01.png[/img]
I wish I could bet with people on this doomsday but everyone is like "DURRRRRRRRRRR IF I WIN I CAN'T PAY YOU BACK BECAUSE WE WILL BE DEAD CAUSE IT'S DOOMSDAY".
scientifically we shouldnt die until the sun blew up or the earth ran out of resources, by then we should have been able to create significantly sized spaceships with ion thrusters or solar sails or wormhole creation or time dilation or cryosleep or started to mine other planets or created teleportation or trans-dimensional travel or harnessed the power of the expanding universe which is currently expanding faster than the speed of light
:science:
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;18115650]scientifically we shouldnt die until the sun blew up or the earth ran out of resources, by then we should have been able to create significantly sized spaceships with ion thrusters or solar sails or wormhole creation or time dilation or cryosleep or started to mine other planets or created teleportation or trans-dimensional travel or harnessed the power of the expanding universe which is currently expanding faster than the speed of light
:science:[/QUOTE]
And how exactly are we going to build super rockets that create wormholes and live on planets in a world where there are almost no resources?
I doubt you'll find fossil fuels on other planets.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;18105802]What is it with humans and their obsession over total annihilation, especially religious people?[/QUOTE]
Stupid american christians =/= Every religious person in the world
It's just like in Crystalias. How it says the world will end in 1997. The Earth's axis will tilt, and all creatures will become mutated. When in fact that was the best year ever.. TV-wise.
Kickass game BTW.
Baba Vanga says it will end in 5079 :D
Though, she also says that in the 2010 there will be a WWIII, when Europe is becoming almost empty, and later inhabited by Muslims.
Is the apocalypse run by Valve? What's with all the delays?
A better debate, what IS the end of the world?
Asteroid obliterates us is the typical theory.
Some think its total economic collapse.
Society fails.
I personally think it'll come from war. I doubt we would be wiped out, but so many of us that society is gone and we're all force to live like that episode of Family Guy, you know, when peter learns of Y2K from that chicken? LOL
ffs, the world will end the day the earth turns 10,000,000,000 years old.
That is when the sun expands and kills everything that might still be alive.
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That's 4.5 billion years from now.
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[QUOTE=The Epidemic;18112931]No it won't that movie looks fucking awesome one way or another[/QUOTE]
The trailer I saw was.
*Monk ringing bell*
-Ohai my name is water, may I drown you?
-k lol
*Monk keeps ringing while tower is engulfed by flood bigger than the earth itself.*
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