God why? NSFW ( Don't know if this counts against the rules ?) Russian Pirate
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What the
[QUOTE=Kill001;38079201]I love how the dick is barely onscreen and my eyes kept drifting towards it especially when it flopped up and down and you see a glimpse of the big magnum :v:[/QUOTE]
and so the fandom begins
But wait there's more. He's got his own website actually
[url]http://aleksandrpistoletov.ru/videoklipy-2/aleksandr-pistoletov---k-beregam-bez-tsenzury[/url]
It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp]
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm amazed how he can keep singing
god dammit
I just realized he looks almost exactly like one of my coworkers
pffffffff
welp, time to clear my history
i laughed at the category of the video
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
where are his testicles?
also, he looks bigger in his first video in comparison to that video
I tried my best.
I really did, but somehow I still looked at his penis
This video sums up the internet.
why do i keep coming back to watch it
[QUOTE=Ermac20;38092429]why do i keep coming back to watch it[/QUOTE]
I'm coming back, because it's funny how facepunch reacts.
I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.
Also one more:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m2X2BxRrzo[/media]
[QUOTE=acds;38092792]I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time.
Also one more:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m2X2BxRrzo[/media][/QUOTE]
Man-up son, this version is much better
[URL="http://anonymousdelivers.us/24217"]http://anonymousdelivers.us/24217[/URL]
At first I thought it was going to be some cleaver cock placement shots. It was not.
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
The background was too distracting.
This dude is a fucking genius.
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
New porn genre
Musical Porno
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[URL]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/URL]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
This goes down in history as one of the strangest things I've ever fapped to.
10/10 Would watch again.
I want the original green screen of this to make my own version.
I can't stop watching.
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..I like the song.
I'm stuck in a position where I really want to send this to a friend because it's a naked russian guy flopping his dick around and singing the pirates of the Caribbean theme, but I can't because it's a naked russian guy flopping his dick around and singing the pirates of the Caribbean theme.
Even more akward when you understand what he sings about.
[QUOTE=TyHap;38099512]Even more akward when you understand what he sings about.[/QUOTE]
do tell
My friends:
"what the fuck, why is this still on youtube?"
"because it's under 'Animal' category"
Can't...Stop...Looking...At...Hypno-dick.
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38088516]It gets better.
[url]http://truba.com/video/266832/[/url]
[sp]at the end of the video he starts masturbating and eventually cums[/sp][/QUOTE]
Looks like a thin version of Mike Stoklasa.
I'm surprised that no-one has asked this yet, but how did you find this video? :v:
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