God why? NSFW ( Don't know if this counts against the rules ?) Russian Pirate
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How the fuck do you even find this
And why did you watch it
Why am I watching it
What the fuck am I looking at
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38100246]
Why am I watching it[/QUOTE]
Because it's the most beautiful thing in the world
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38100246]
What the fuck am I looking at[/QUOTE]
His dick
looks like he perfected the dick slang that was created 2 years ago.
[video=youtube;vyiTznB5TME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyiTznB5TME[/video]
[QUOTE=Kill001;38079201]I love how the dick is barely onscreen and my eyes kept drifting towards it especially when it flopped up and down and you see a glimpse of the big magnum :v:[/QUOTE]
Video is cropped. In original you could actually see his dick flop all around the whole time. Don't ask me why I know.
I tried singing and flopping my my dick around in the shower last night
balls were swinging everywhere and it felt weird so I stopped
it's so fucking gross and I can't stop watching
Apparently he has a total of 22 videos like this.
[url]http://licpic.ru/alexander_pistoletof/index.htm[/url]
He also snaps to him wanking while you're not expecting it and then cums.
Jesus fuck.
oh lord this guy is freaking hilarious
[QUOTE=Kill001;38101622]I tried singing and flopping my my dick around in the shower last night
balls were swinging everywhere and it felt weird so I stopped[/QUOTE]
He probably gets hard, jacking off, and near cumming, then starts to do this so his balls are tightened up.
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38103495]Apparently he has a total of 22 videos like this.
[url]http://licpic.ru/alexander_pistoletof/index.htm[/url]
Jesus fuck.[/QUOTE]
why
[QUOTE=LEETNOOB;38103495]Apparently he has a total of 22 videos like this.
[url]http://licpic.ru/alexander_pistoletof/index.htm[/url]
Jesus fuck.[/QUOTE]
A straight dude who shaves every part of his body...
I really like pirates now
Best thread of 2012
The best part is how it slowly gets worse. Not only have I seem more of this man than I have ever wanted to, there are 21 more videos that I now have to watch and laugh at to the point of tears.
I am disturbed by this but find it extremely funny at the same time.
The background music starting from 1:50 struck me as familiar. I remember it from somewhere, it seems.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPUsAABgqyk[/media]
1:00
Why did I even find this
[QUOTE=Zenpod;38105235]Great! I needed a new avatar[/QUOTE]
Should be him dodging the cannonball
There's an eyepatch joke somewhere in there...
For the love of god there has to be at least one russian facepuncher on here who can translate this.
The way he just waltzes in and starts singing, fuck this is great
2 days later its still on YouTube (since this thread post)
This is still the greatest video ever uploaded onto Youtube.
[QUOTE=garychencool;38108746]2 days later its still on YouTube (since this thread post)[/QUOTE]
Well, it was uploaded in March, so I guess it won't be taken down.
I doubt it will be removed, I guess you guys have not seen the woman who was drawing and eating her own period that was uploaded like 6 months ago, pretty sure it's still here.
[QUOTE=JoonazL;38105314]The background music starting from 1:50 struck me as familiar. I remember it from somewhere, it seems.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPUsAABgqyk[/media]
1:00
Why did I even find this[/QUOTE]
isn't it this?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzjWAVuqRAE[/media]
triply embarrassing because to know because the three places I've heard it are this video, the JibJab chippendales e-card and Barbie Fashion Show.
making this the manliest song in existance
I spent an hour last night sending random people this link anonymously, pretending to be thr Russian guy.
the comments
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[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;38117302]the comments
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[quote]In Soviet* Russia, the Kraken has one tentacle[/quote]
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[QUOTE=Winters;38077698]Oh my god, when he dodges the [B]canonball.[/B] That just makes it.[/QUOTE]
Fired from a musket? :v:
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