• God why? NSFW ( Don't know if this counts against the rules ?) Russian Pirate
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Someone needs to make a SFM TF2 version of this for the hell of it
[QUOTE=Mr.Twizzle;38130976]"This video has been removed as a violation of Youtube's policy on nudity or sexual content." Fuck.[/QUOTE] Damn, I saw it yesterday when it had about 300 views, I was expecting it to stay. [editline]22nd October 2012[/editline] The really funny ones are when its cropped so you can just barely see his dick and then it starts swinging.
[QUOTE=avon43;38136010]Someone needs to make a SFM TF2 version of this for the hell of it[/QUOTE] I agree with this. So much I should have a go at making it as gay as that sounds.
[video=youtube;DnHOkAU_qDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnHOkAU_qDU&feature=related[/video] Interview made with him in early 2011. Apparently he has made videos like this for years. Edit: For those who want to understand the song Chorus: Not a Somalian, And not a Caribbean, But I am a new Russian pirate. And not a Brazilian, And not an Indian, But I am a new Russian pirate. Yes, I am that new pirate. Suddenly a sea monster Appeared from the sea, Suddenly grabbed our ship* A giant octopus He threw everyone overboard And cut our yacht. That’s how the frigate broke down And completely sank. But the crew survived, Got to a local island, Where it built a ship, More durable and powerful. Edit 2: The background music for those who were looking for it [video=youtube;GHQHKT3JXEo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQHKT3JXEo&feature=plcp[/video]
Anyone happen to have the good version of the mortal kombat one, the one where it's cropped so you just barely can see the penis and then when he starts swinging it goes up into the screen? It's by far the most hilarious version.
Well with the mortal combat one there is 2 versions as far as i know, Lite and Dark, On the lite one he has something to cover it up and i didn't dare to watch the dark version. Did more research on him he has been on stage multiple times, sometimes with more clothes on, sometimes less, here is a clip with him performing the pirate song. Its filmed on a horrible camera so watching the whole thing isn't that interesting + the fact that they have some people just jumping on stage and staring at the public. [video=youtube;zLv891KABng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLv891KABng&feature=player_detailpage#t=86s[/video] Here is full translation, has some flaws in it but you would get the whole point of the song. This is the best one i have found. [SUB] Continuing the adventures, With the combats between ships Started right after the storm, Thus I met my own frigate. Let the guests of the sea know The might of Jolly Rogers, Those who rule over the sea, Are the very true pirates. Roaring cannons, whizzing grapeshot, The fight suddenly begins, Clanking bullets and sabers, So it goes the deadly fight. Two frigates have met In the blue hell of ocean. Our pirate ship Turned into your mischief. Our pirate ship Turned into your mischief... and your doom. (Chorus:) Not a Somalian, Not a Caribbean, I am the Russian, new pirate guy. Not a Brazilian, Not an Indian, I am the Russian, new pirate guy. Yes I'm like this, new pirate guy. From the depth of the ocean, came the monster of the sea. And our frigate was seized, by the giant octopus. It threw us all overboard, Breaking our ship to pieces, So the frigate broke apart And sunk to the sea bottom. But the crew survived this, And reached a local island, Where we've built the new vessel, More than rugged and more potent. And so we set out to sea, And we found that octopus. And shot him with our cannons, Breaking him to his guts. (Jump kicks the guy off the rope) Internet is like the sea, We surf and share the .WAVes And we're waving our rights, On the vessels with no decks. If there's something you've composed Or there's something you've devised Then you hold your copyright In your own two hands. Just like arms of the octopus Copyright is choking all us, Calling us, like at sea, Violators and pirates. Though the pirates, like all people Also have the laws of their own, Nobody will be laughing If they get punished. [/SUB] Last two lines are kind of fishy but there isn't really a good way of translating them. Sorry for a long post.
He's a good singer IMO he should go to idol or something
ITS BACK UP :DD the first one
[QUOTE=DontDoShit;38137661]ITS BACK UP :DD the first one[/QUOTE] It was down?
[QUOTE=jiggu;38136951]Anyone happen to have the good version of the mortal kombat one, the one where it's cropped so you just barely can see the penis and then when he starts swinging it goes up into the screen? It's by far the most hilarious version.[/QUOTE] [url]http://anonymousdelivers.us/24217[/url] you can even download it so you'll never lose it
[QUOTE=FingerSpazem;38137792][URL]http://anonymousdelivers.us/24217[/URL] you can even download it so you'll never lose it[/QUOTE] The one I saw my first time it was cropped just a tiny bit over his crotch so you didn't actually see his dick until he started swinging it, it was on youtube but now it's down, I think it was the one linked on page 2. This is the one, it was reuploaded [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyZVt3vB-sg[/URL]
Its official, Russia is now weirder than japan
the power of nudity and green screen
this is genius
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