And that is why you don't stick crayons up your nose
[QUOTE=Gabe Newell;28674915]Reminds me of the time i sneezed while chewing gum. I sneezed, and gum came out onto my hand; it was white, and I forgot I had been chewing it, so I thought I sneezed out part of my brain. :P[/QUOTE]
Oh, Gabe. You and your stupid stories :downs: everyone knows you eat gum for breakfast without chewing.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28674801]lmao have none of you seriously had a nosebleed before?[/QUOTE]
nope
never got it
Have you had sexual intercourse sometime in this week?
You never know what women provides.
Women masturbates may vary at different women's personalities and she might have put that thing in her genitals.
This thing could have eaten themselves through your body's system to get out.
How big is it? For it must have hurt.
Bloody women!
Holy shit bro, that fucking looks sentient
Looked like a grape
but then i remember grapes arent red
[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;28684036]It's a piece of your brain.[/QUOTE]
its his entire brain
Is it alive?
This actually happened to me before when i was a child, but it was sort of thick and less runny
Was weird pulling a giant black thing out of my nose but it was almost certainly blood mixed with mucus or some damn thing, you should try seeing a doctor anyway
oh god, why cant you close media tags
This happens to me sometimes, nothing to be alarmed at.
I always eat it, but I'm a sick fucking bastard, so your call really.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;28686478]I always eat it, but I'm a sick fucking bastard, so your call really.[/QUOTE]
oh god the mental images
It looks so shiny!
Oh why the fuck did i clicked this thread?
It looks like a scorpion tail.
Why does it remind me of this:
[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100402024727/kingdomhearts/images/thumb/5/56/Cloak.jpg/124px-Cloak.jpg[/img]
Are we all still amazed by this guy's nose finding?
Yes. Mankind has never seen something like this before. Send it to the lab, in an air-tight jar so it won't spread.
OP should update thread with his health.
Who knows, maybe he sneezed more aliens by now.
It's just blood... You are subject to nose bleeding, don't take too much aspirin.
I have the same "thing" sometimes.
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;28674755]He's turning into a fokken prawn.[/QUOTE]
fixed
I've had some pretty disgusting shit come out of my nose, but nothing like that.
[QUOTE=Plasma Rifle;28688425]OP should update thread with his health.
Who knows, maybe he sneezed more aliens by now.[/QUOTE]
Still alive. Perhaps this is related to the lump I had cut out of my neck several months ago?
It's Venom.
[QUOTE=aaronds;28689857]Still alive. Perhaps this is related to the lump I had cut out of my neck several months ago?[/QUOTE]
If it's in your nose, I find it unlikely.
It's just a pulp of blood since your last nosebleed or something.
you know that facepunch's average thread quality is fucking skyrocketing when threads like this exist
Blood clot, I had one too after a massive nose bleed
You're lucky OP. I had this a couple days ago and sneezed on my pillow. Fucking bloody fireworks and splatter.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28674801]lmao have none of you seriously had a nosebleed before?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
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