• Look what came out of my nose!
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Oh god. The fuck is that?
You, sir, just had a nose period.
Yeah probably just a nosebleed while sleeping. Looks like you are fucking dying though.
[QUOTE=Maucer;28710833]Duh, I get those all the time. It's congealed blood.[/QUOTE] I do to, but they're never 3 inches long. That shit is crazy. I mean, having [i]that[/i] much blood in your nose can not be healthy.
You sneezed out the part of your brain that deals with logical thought.
One time when I was in junior high I had a really bad nosebleed. I knew I would get punished if I left to the bathroom to take care of it, so I grabbed a bunch of tissues and waited for it to stop. So then it stopped. My nose felt really plugged and I sneezed. Tried to get it in my tissue, but blood still got on the desk. Then a blood clot slipped out and everybody saw. I was a social pariah after that. :smith:
I used to get those kind of nosebleeds a lot. I ignored them and they went away.
You don't need a doctor, a friend of mine gets these a lot. One time he had on over 2 feet long, not joking. :v:
[QUOTE=Shoupie;28713884]One time when I was in junior high I had a really bad nosebleed. I knew I would get punished if I left to the bathroom to take care of it, so I grabbed a bunch of tissues and waited for it to stop. So then it stopped. My nose felt really plugged and I sneezed. Tried to get it in my tissue, but blood still got on the desk. Then a blood clot slipped out and everybody saw. I was a social pariah after that. :smith:[/QUOTE] Couldn't you just like uh... Tell the teacher that you have a fucking nosebleed and need to go get it fixed? Or is school in the US so strict that this wouldn't work?
[QUOTE=killover;28714014]You don't need a doctor, a friend of mine gets these a lot. One time he had on over 2 feet long, not joking. :v:[/QUOTE] Tapeworm. What the fuck automerge?
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28714020]Tapeworm. What the fuck automerge?[/QUOTE] Nope, he had it like 5 years ago, in grade 6. It was hilarious, one of my other friends almost puked.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;28714015]Couldn't you just like uh... Tell the teacher that you have a fucking nosebleed and need to go get it fixed? Or is school in the US so strict that this wouldn't work?[/QUOTE] Usually didn't work because so many people would ask to leave for the bathroom and never come back. I used to fake like I had the stomach flu or food poisoning and was about to throw up just so I could go to the bathroom. I should probably mention that junior high school teachers are worse about that than high school teachers. I can usually go pee when I want now.
And this is why you should never be the first to pass out at a party..... [editline]21st March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Cactusman;28710174]Its a blood clot![/QUOTE] [img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50553_341828129536_119158_n.jpg[/img] :v:
[QUOTE=Silly Sil;28674849]Looks like a wasp.[/QUOTE] Or a scorpion. It also looks like the alien that blows out of your stomach in AVP. You probably have eggs in your brain now dude, just don't let anything like this happen: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpo_pov71bM[/media]
This thread made my nose feel funny.
This has happen to me before, but i coughed it up in panic when inhaling for a sneeze. Mine was more round though and not quite as much. It's actually common, but most people actually do consume it without even knowing. [media]http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/victoriagalloway/2005/06/09/bloodclot.jpg?maxWidth=600[/media] [media]http://image34.webshots.com/34/9/25/49/246392549ALKurZ_ph.jpg[/media]
It's disapointing that a thread like this is still thriving.
Perfectly normal, just blood that got wet and dried multiple times. Believe me, I'm a certified doctor.
Put it into a small zip-lock bag and give it to the girl you have a crush on. If she is not woed by your seductive mannerisms, eat it in front of her.
Actually just remembered something similar that happened to me. I have very thin capillaries in my nose, so it doesn't take much for me to get a nosebleed. Rubbing my nose too hard, change in pressure/temperature (opening/closing car windows while driving at freeway speed), sneezing, blowing too hard, etc. One time I got a nosebleed in class during a test because I'd just come inside from below freezing weather to an 80+ room. I couldn't go anywhere during the test, so I just covered my nostril with my thumb and waited it out. Once I finished, I went to the bathroom to clear out my nose. Fucking solid plug of coagulated blood in my nose. Was so fun to pull out.
Looks like its just coagulated blood, I wouldn't worry about it, but going to the doctor never hurts.
Put it in someone's food and film them eating it. Then post it on Facepunch.
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;28717842]And this is why you should never be the first to pass out at a party..... [/QUOTE] Or wake up last for that matter
[QUOTE=ei8ht;28717981]Or a scorpion. It also looks like the alien that blows out of your stomach in AVP. You probably have eggs in your brain now dude, just don't let anything like this happen: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpo_pov71bM[/media][/QUOTE] Oh my god what the fuck why did I watch that.
That thing forms whenever you have a nosebleed, whenever you have a nosebleed you'll notice it forming every time you change your bandage. It's harmless, just blow it out. Nose bleeds while you're sleeping are a bit strange though. [editline]21st March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Micr0;28711804]I do to, but they're never 3 inches long. That shit is crazy. I mean, having [i]that[/i] much blood in your nose can not be healthy.[/QUOTE] It's normal, don't worry
One time I drank 3 cups of Tim Hortons Coffee on a road trip with some friends, I was in the back and my girlfriend was laying down in my lap asleep, I figured since she was out cold I could finally pick my nose(it was needed the whole trip) so I did. However I scrapped the inside of my nose and I bled out like a mother fuck (due to the coffee I bled more) all over my face, her face, our clothes, the car. Fuck it was funny. Never had this black jell-o nose shit though
What. The. Hell. It looks like its about to get up and start jiggling until it transforms into a wiggly monster 10 times its size..
You have a nice bathroom.
[img_thumb]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGRacAmL1YkMues6G6GRxWmRHcliJVxXdzqXqtNctqmCcg5uEv&t=1[/img_thumb] [b] Cocaine's a helluva drug.. he-he-he-he. [/b]
Go to the doctor.
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