• Fix Up! Look Sharp V3: Crazy Hipsters Edition
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Skinny jeans are fucking terrible. How you can put up with something constantly squeezing your legs/ass/ballsack, I have no idea. Then again, people that wear skinny jeans pretty much never have muscle on their legs. They just don't fit on people that don't have the figure of a little girl.
[QUOTE=Dutchlike;28398335]You look a whole lot better with the latter one but I think there should be a hairstyle that suits you just a bit better, this one makes you look a bit too young (maybe you are?) .[/QUOTE] I'm almost 19, so that isn't totally out of the question. Maybe it's because I can't grow any substantial facial hair? lol @ Maverick: There's a difference between wearing legitimate skinny jeans in your size and trying to wear jeans that are too small to imitate the look (the latter being overkill). I wear skinny jeans sometimes and they are actually quite comfy.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28408937]Skinny jeans are fucking terrible. How you can put up with something constantly squeezing your legs/ass/ballsack, I have no idea. Then again, people that wear skinny jeans pretty much never have muscle on their legs. They just don't fit on people that don't have the figure of a little girl.[/QUOTE] People who wear skinny jeans have never hit puberty, that's why theres never a bulge.
Guys, muttonchops will get you all the ladies. Trust me, I have muttonchops, and I now have all the ladies. [b]All of them.[/b] [editline]4th March 2011[/editline] Seriously though, stop fucking popping your collars.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;28396563]Skinny jeans, as long as they aren't [b]too[/b] skinny, are extremely comfortable. They look good too usually. Also, what is your opinion on long, straightened hair?[/QUOTE] Gay and uh gay.
[QUOTE=Matix;28410332]Guys, muttonchops will get you all the ladies. Trust me, I have muttonchops, and I now have all the ladies. [b]All of them.[/b] [editline]4th March 2011[/editline] Seriously though, stop fucking popping your collars.[/QUOTE] Agreeing with the collarpopping part, I'm neutral when it comes to muttonchops.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28408937]Skinny jeans are fucking terrible. How you can put up with something constantly squeezing your legs/ass/ballsack, I have no idea.[/QUOTE] No, dude, not all of them really 'squeeze' everything down there There are the really skinny ones, I never had one of those but they look incredibly uncomfortable and homosexual [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Wuk01JZoDU/S0Ju2BKq7jI/AAAAAAAABSs/4UN__nlVe8U/s400/too-skinny-jeans.jpg[/img] And there are the decent ones. Personally, I see nothing wrong with them [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aNyF9Agb62o/SSLmv9axwWI/AAAAAAAADsI/AeQSozwV0dM/s320/levisMatchstickRigid.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Razors X Hunter;28408822]You can never go wrong with:- A pair of slim/skinny/Long John jeans [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/28lt5om.jpg[/img_thumb] Plimmies [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/1549j44.jpg[/img_thumb] boots [img_thumb]http://i53.tinypic.com/30wxjt2.jpg[/img_thumb] pointy shoes [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/klnvq.jpg[/img_thumb] A designer polo (recommend Fred Perry or Polo Ralph lauren, they have the nicest fits and qualities) [img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/11ucdj9.jpg[/img_thumb] OR A smart white Shirt (again the high the quality the nicer you'll look) [img_thumb]http://i53.tinypic.com/3505spc.jpg[/img_thumb] A Smart high quality coat to finish the look. [img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/2dt2gsn.jpg[/img_thumb] That is one perfect winter/spring look...[/QUOTE] Hipster pirate look?
Why the fuck do you hate on skinnies though, seriously [img]http://www.unitedhabit.com/images/Bullhead_Dillon_Skinny_Black_Jack_Jeans_Bullhead_17310.jpg[/img] They don't squeeze the shit out of anything if you're skinny / in shape.
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;28411068]Why the fuck do you hate on skinnies though, seriously [img_thumb]http://www.unitedhabit.com/images/Bullhead_Dillon_Skinny_Black_Jack_Jeans_Bullhead_17310.jpg[/img_thumb] They don't squeeze the shit out of anything if you're skinny / in shape.[/QUOTE] This guy has it right. Like, I have no problem with people who wear skinnies, so long as they look appropriate on them. Like, I would never wear skinnies, seeing as I'm 6'4" and 250 lbs. They'd just look ludicrous on me.
That Pirate coat is pretty cool. Not a lot of people who could pull it off but still cool. Also if we're calling anything with a slim cut skinny jeans instead of just absurdly tight ones then yeah, they're not that bad. I prefer normal ones but the slim cut ain't bad.
It's all about whether you can pull it off with confidence or not, not so much the jeans themselves. Unless you can see your dick through your jeans. Then you're doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;28411587]It's all about whether you can pull it off with confidence or not, not so much the jeans themselves. Unless you can see your dick through your jeans. Then you're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE] It's a lose/lose situation though isn't it? If you can see it through skinny jeans, then you're doing it wrong, but if they're really tight and you [i]can't[/i] see it, then you're doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=Funktastic Dog;28411712]It's a lose/lose situation though isn't it? If you can see it through skinny jeans, then you're doing it wrong, but if they're really tight and you [i]can't[/i] see it, then you're doing it wrong.[/QUOTE] You missed another one: You can't see it through the skinny jeans and they're comfortable. You aren't correct just because you conveniently leave out other possible options, and assert the one's that allow you to be correct.
[QUOTE=Variant;28411814]You missed another one: You can't see it through the [b]skinny jeans[/b] and they're [b]comfortable[/b] You aren't correct just because you conveniently leave out other possible options, and assert the one's that allow you to be correct.[/QUOTE] Your argument is invalid.
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;28411036]No, dude, not all of them really 'squeeze' everything down there There are the really skinny ones, I never had one of those but they look incredibly uncomfortable and homosexual [img_thumb]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7Wuk01JZoDU/S0Ju2BKq7jI/AAAAAAAABSs/4UN__nlVe8U/s400/too-skinny-jeans.jpg[/img_thumb] And there are the decent ones. Personally, I see nothing wrong with them [img_thumb]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aNyF9Agb62o/SSLmv9axwWI/AAAAAAAADsI/AeQSozwV0dM/s320/levisMatchstickRigid.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yup, I was wearing those jeans yesterday, not really tight at all, and I bought a size a bit too small for me. Also those former jeans aren't really skinnies at all, more like jeggins for men.
Anyone know how to wear slim fit jeans without my bulge showing? [img]http://sketchystudios.clanteam.com/Smileys/default/mossman=uhoh.png[/img] How embarrassing and not cute. [img]http://sketchystudios.clanteam.com/Smileys/default/mossman=angry.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Razors X Hunter;28408822]A Smart high quality coat to finish the look. [img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/2dt2gsn.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Looks like a Nazi's coat. I want one.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28408937]Skinny jeans are fucking terrible. How you can put up with something constantly squeezing your legs/ass/ballsack, I have no idea. Then again, people that wear skinny jeans pretty much never have muscle on their legs. They just don't fit on people that don't have the figure of a little girl.[/QUOTE] I can hardly fit into any normal skinny jeans because I have pretty muscular legs. So I usually just go for the slim jeans instead. It's weird how some guys can pull off wearing women's skinny jeans.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;28414581]I can hardly fit into any normal skinny jeans because I have pretty muscular legs. So I usually just go for the slim jeans instead. It's weird how some guys can pull off wearing women's skinny jeans.[/QUOTE] Get Levi's 510 Super Skinnys. They look skinny but they're really wide. They just hug your thighs and calf a little.
Davidoff Adventure, pretty inexpensive and smells damn good [img]http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Davidoff%20Adventure.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Vmonkey;28414694]Davidoff Adventure, pretty inexpensive and smells damn good [img_thumb]http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Davidoff%20Adventure.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh god, Ewan McGregor. *Drools* I like mens fashion. Even though I'm a girl. [IMG]http://cdn3.lookbook.nu/files/looks/medium/1119677_look49_3_small.jpg?1299165530[/IMG] I love dressing like this. I get most of my outfit inspirations from; [url]http://lookbook.nu/[/url]
The pictures on the website make me want to vomit. Finding white knee high boots that don't look like females or stripper shoes is hard. [editline]4th March 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.amazon.com/Nannini-Stitched-Leather-Goggles-Cruiser/dp/B003AL3YBS[/url] :dance: bday gift for me
I might as well ask here, I'm getting a bit bored of longish/medium length hair now. Does anyone have any tips on how I should get my hair cut next? [IMG]http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/149292_10150101908322316_534252315_7401352_4437475_n.jpg[/IMG]
my next buy: [img]http://www.soleredemption.com/pics/2008/04/nomadic-clot-military-cap-2.jpg[/img] it's for the summer.
I have braces. That's why I don't smile with my mouth open
[QUOTE=Echidna666;28416255]I might as well ask here, I'm getting a bit bored of longish/medium length hair now. Does anyone have any tips on how I should get my hair cut next? [img_thumb]http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/149292_10150101908322316_534252315_7401352_4437475_n.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Try a sidecut
Been dressing better these late weeks, and it's giving me a lot of confidence. I'm also getting more compliments. It's a bit awkward at first, since I've been walking around with worn out jeans, sneakers and hoods for my whole life.. Recommended to anyone who needs more self-esteem!
[QUOTE=Saxor16;28414550]Anyone know how to wear slim fit jeans without my bulge showing? [/QUOTE] Try different brands. For example, I have some Levi's 514s that fit much more tightly in the junk area than J Crew denim seems to. Even the 484 (slimmest J Crew) fit has more room than the Levis. Granted I don't know what kind of jeans you're currently trying to fit into, just my experience.
[QUOTE=Echidna666;28416255]I might as well ask here, I'm getting a bit bored of longish/medium length hair now. Does anyone have any tips on how I should get my hair cut next? [img_thumb]http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/149292_10150101908322316_534252315_7401352_4437475_n.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Your hair is actually pretty cool, but it doesn't look that good on you. If you don't usually cut your hair much shorter than that and you don't know how it looks, I'd say just get a regular short haircut. I don't know much about hair anyway, the thing is, if you think your ears are too big, then a long-ish/medium hair will most likely look better.
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