[QUOTE=Rusty100;28799754]these kinds of poses only work when you're a professional model, having your photo taken by a professional photographer, advertising a menswear line
you are none of those things
stop doing it[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, deal with it already.
[editline]25th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sharpshooter;28800792]Tell me about it, I hate baggy jeans, but it seems so hard to find a pair of slim but not skinny jeans. Everything is Straight bootcut or 'relaxed', never any slims :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I just go to Levi's and get slim fits there when I can find some.
[url=http://shop.vans.com/catalog/Vans/en_US/category/mens-clothes/denim.html]Van's[/url] has some nice slim jeans I think.
[QUOTE=Dantai;28808302][url=http://shop.vans.com/catalog/Vans/en_US/category/mens-clothes/denim.html]Van's[/url] has some nice slim jeans I think.[/QUOTE]
They really do. I used to have a pair but I accidentally ripped them catching them on a sharp corner. Best pair of pants I've ever owned.
Problem: I only have pairs of Levi 514 jeans, 32-32s, and I like them. They fit well, are the perfect length and don't look stupid on me. But they don't have nearly enough junk space, I constantly have to shove my D to one side and my balls are forced against my gucci. When I get a boner it tries to center itself and comes off my leg a few inches. Imagine walking through the hall with your dick half-way pointing in front of you. Are there any similar jeans with more dong room or like a weiner pocket or something?
Get a fred perry polo,slim Levis and adidas trainers ( gazelle eg )
Casual.
how will more slim levis help my situation any
Alright Facepunch, maybe you can help me with something that's bugged me for a while. Call it a pet peeve.
No matter what size or style of pants I buy, be they jeans, khakis, dress pants, whatever, whenever I sit down, the cuff of the pants comes uncomfortably high on my leg. Not monstrously high, just high enough to show some sock, maybe around half an inch to an inch above my ankle. The thing is, I see people walking (sitting?) around that don't seem to have the same problem, wearing pants that seem to be similar to mine, so I'm not talking about massively sagged jeans or skintight pieces of crap, just normal stuff. Is there something I can do to make them not rise up, so that they stay in sorta the same position they do when I'm standing up? Or is this normal, and I'm just fucked?
threw random shit on to go to party city to look for masquerade masks with friends.
[img]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_linhr2tE3t1qaywfto1_500.png[/img]
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;28812855]threw random shit on to go to party city to look for masquerade masks with friends.
[img_thumb]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_linhr2tE3t1qaywfto1_500.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Nice colours, what'd you do for shoes?
Also what Cam took that?
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;28812855]threw random shit on to go to party city to look for masquerade masks with friends.
[img_thumb]http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_linhr2tE3t1qaywfto1_500.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You're going to a masquerade soon as well? Awesome.
I wear this combination:
[img]http://www.workboot.com/images/accessories/clswt_stanfield_work.jpg[/img]
[img]http://michaelchen.wikispaces.com/file/view/Jeans_2.jpg/30244864/Jeans_2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://theshoebuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Clarks-Terrier-Slip-On-Loafers-1.jpg[/img]
I'm a hip guy.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;28813098]Nice colours, what'd you do for shoes?
Also what Cam took that?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images.uptilo.com/thescreamshop/95C9C80E-149B-4AB9-8B9A-F1AD5FC74E61.jpg[/img]
My Nikon d90 w/ Grip, 50mm.
[editline]26th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;28813204]You're going to a masquerade soon as well? Awesome.[/QUOTE]
It's tomorrow, and I have too much AP shit to do, so no masquerade for moi.
[editline]26th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Amerigo;28811308]Alright Facepunch, maybe you can help me with something that's bugged me for a while. Call it a pet peeve.
No matter what size or style of pants I buy, be they jeans, khakis, dress pants, whatever, whenever I sit down, the cuff of the pants comes uncomfortably high on my leg. Not monstrously high, just high enough to show some sock, maybe around half an inch to an inch above my ankle. The thing is, I see people walking (sitting?) around that don't seem to have the same problem, wearing pants that seem to be similar to mine, so I'm not talking about massively sagged jeans or skintight pieces of crap, just normal stuff. Is there something I can do to make them not rise up, so that they stay in sorta the same position they do when I'm standing up? Or is this normal, and I'm just fucked?[/QUOTE]
Get longer pants with the same waist size (I'm a 28 32)
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;28813557][img_thumb]http://images.uptilo.com/thescreamshop/95C9C80E-149B-4AB9-8B9A-F1AD5FC74E61.jpg[/img_thumb]
My Nikon d90 w/ Grip, 50mm.[/quote]
Intense bokeh!
[QUOTE=Crackatowa;28806683]Alright boys, here's one of my outfits which I use to aquire pussy.
Keepin' it classy with some Fred Perry:
[img_thumb]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_A3yEETMhLHM/TFm9pmV8ZBI/AAAAAAAAAIE/CGcTMHL5sEg/s1600/fred-perry-slim-fit-polo-shirt-white-x-large.jpeg[/img_thumb]
Keepin' casual with some Levis:
[URL]http://us.levi.com/product/index.jsp?productId=10974943&cp=3146842.3146855.3692034.11359874[/URL]
And keepin' swag with some Supreme and a pair of Jordans:
[img_thumb]http://www.crashstreet.com/shop/images/Pique_Knit_Camp_Cap_Red_1299640123.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://nicekicks.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2010/01/air-jordan-6-whitevarsity-red-5.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=74782&dateline=1289067339[/IMG]:respek:[IMG]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=161554&dateline=1293577375[/IMG]
Basically every post: "Hi I wear these things (incredibly standard and generic pieces of clothing here)"
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12913216/Me/slightly%20colored.jpg[/img]
Any good? This is what I pretty much wear all the time, sometimes with a leather jacket on top.
Onox37 believes my shirts are "gaudy" :v:
Also changed up my hair to look more like a douche..
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12913216/Me/IMG_2119.JPG[/img]
Big hair makes [b]your[/b] face look unbalanced.
How so? Might be something to do with my eyes being uneven.
It makes your eyes appear low on your head.
[img]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197850_10150126652844690_592769689_6684465_2994065_n.jpg[/img]
I got this shirt at H&M, oddly enough the cashier gave me a $5 discount for no reason. :v:
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=imnotroxas;28827047]Big hair makes [b]your[/b] face look unbalanced.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, he suits short hair way better. Big hair is a big no for most guys really.
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;28813557]It's tomorrow, and I have too much AP shit to do, so no masquerade for moi.[/QUOTE]
AP classes blow, I took 3 of them last year. Never again. :smith:
I'm tellin you guys, you can't go wrong with levis, the fit is good. They aren't baggy but the fit is a bit wrinkly, chicks dig it though I don't know why you all are so obsessed with jeans being so damn straight.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;28828387]I'm tellin you guys, you can't go wrong with levis, the fit is good. They aren't baggy but the fit is a bit wrinkly, chicks dig it though I don't know why you all are so obsessed with jeans being so damn straight.[/QUOTE]
I don't mind jeans being wrinkly, as long as they aren't baggy I'm ok with it.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;28827950][img_thumb][URL]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189791_10150126628799690_592769689_6684315_4641101_n.jpg[/URL][/img_thumb]
I got a suit at H&M for prom, although I didn't get the shirt that I was wearing with this suit, I still thought it was a nice combination. Also I don't like smiling in pics, so if anyone like rusty comes in bitching about the pose. Shut up. I find it awkward smiling, I just don't do it often.
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
[img_thumb][URL]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197850_10150126652844690_592769689_6684465_2994065_n.jpg[/URL][/img_thumb]
I also got this shirt there as well, oddly enough the cashier gave me a $5 discount for no reason. :v:
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
Yeah, he suits short hair way better. Big hair is a big no for most guys really.
[editline]27th March 2011[/editline]
AP classes blow, I took 3 of them last year. Never again. :smith:[/QUOTE]
Volumous hair looks great on guys who have flat heads or have their eyes high on their face/tall chin.
[QUOTE=Amerigo;28811308]Alright Facepunch, maybe you can help me with something that's bugged me for a while. Call it a pet peeve.
No matter what size or style of pants I buy, be they jeans, khakis, dress pants, whatever, whenever I sit down, the cuff of the pants comes uncomfortably high on my leg. Not monstrously high, just high enough to show some sock, maybe around half an inch to an inch above my ankle. The thing is, I see people walking (sitting?) around that don't seem to have the same problem, wearing pants that seem to be similar to mine, so I'm not talking about massively sagged jeans or skintight pieces of crap, just normal stuff. Is there something I can do to make them not rise up, so that they stay in sorta the same position they do when I'm standing up? Or is this normal, and I'm just fucked?[/QUOTE]
this is normal for dress pants / khakis.
buy jeans with a longer inseam. jeans that are the same length as your dress pants look stupid. have enough material for an amount of stacking that you are comfortable with. note that stacking only works with tapered / slim jeans.
Guys my eyesight is terrible and I think I'm gonna need to get glasses soon.
What do I do? What glasses look good?
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28844361]Guys my eyesight is terrible and I think I'm gonna need to get glasses soon.
What do I do? What glasses look good?[/QUOTE]
You have to take face shape into account when getting glasses.
[img]http://www.lustroushenna.com/.a/6a013483f8bf49970c0133f4c7c8ef970b-800wi[/img]
[url]http://www.framesdirect.com/include/information/face_shape_guide.aspx[/url]
[QUOTE=Billiam;28813654][img_thumb]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=74782&dateline=1289067339[/img_thumb]:respek:[img_thumb]http://avatars.fpcontent.net/image.php?u=161554&dateline=1293577375[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This man knows what's good.
How do I dress? This is my casual stuff, most of the time I dress smart-casual though:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_0048.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=B-hazard;28846148]How do I dress? This is my casual stuff, most of the time I dress smart-casual though:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_0048.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Fairly average, but it isn't really a bad look. Just plain.
(Ignore the hair and such, it was 10am and I hadn't slept that night. Just showing off normal daily clothes.)
[img]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6942/paperwork.jpg[/img]
Here's a straight on face picture I literally just took.
[img]http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7852/helloworld2.jpg[/img]
Bonus hipster picture I took of my cat.
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9549/img2953u.jpg[/img]
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