• Fix Up! Look Sharp V3: Crazy Hipsters Edition
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[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;28355109]Let's scare some bitches away with some jordans[/QUOTE] Jordans are the only sneakers worth wearing. :colbert: Except running shoes, but those don't count.
[img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20799748/IMG_2139.JPG[/img_thumb] Can I get some hair style tips.
[QUOTE=Penultimate;28354587]We're still posting pictures of ourselves, right? Old photo, crap quality. Also, I look less pale when the picture is tinted, and I still remember Jaanus making fun of my extremely pale skin. :saddowns: I'll probably upload a better one tomorrow or something. Any tips? [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/8e5f56950c45c674252eebd115cb06ec.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's really hard to tell because you look really young in the picture but if you have facial hair grow it, if it's scraggly then don't, mainly because you have a bit of a baby face so that'll help offset it. I'd also nix the long hair, no matter how well kept it is you'll look like either a hippy or a hair metal fan. Which if you want to be taken seriously by anyone that matters you'll drop the hair, as fun as it is to have it long in high school if you cut it short when you're older you'll never want to go back. Clothing wise, you'd look good in a leather jacket. Reds and grays look like they'd compliment you pretty well, again it's hard to know for sure because the picture's sepia'd. [QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28355279][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20799748/IMG_2139.JPG[/img_thumb] Can I get some hair style tips.[/QUOTE] I'd lose the middle part for sure. Long hair is hard to pull off to begin with and impossible to pull off with a middle part. If you're willing to venture outside your comfort bubble you'd look good with short on the sides long with the top parted to the left or right. If you really want to go balls to the wall and stand out you could pull off shaved sides, long top with a short pony tail. For pretty good live by advice check these out: [url]http://artofmanliness.com/category/dress-grooming/[/url] [url]http://www.jcrew.com/mens_feature/jackknowsbest.jsp[/url] If you want to look grown up man sharp instead of Jersey Shore bro sharp go for looks like these: [img]http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/11211LRdenim_0092web.jpg[/img] [img]http://thesartorialist.sartorialist-new.typhon.net/photos/11111AlSq_9647Web.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/11111Slimlumberjack_9535Web.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thecasualgent.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thecasualgentjcrew13.jpeg[/img] [img]http://thepursuitaesthetic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thepursuitaesthetic_26-677x1024.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.thecasualgent.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/thecasualgentjcrew16.jpeg[/img] [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SlGapAlCHoE/TUMY2rCIqDI/AAAAAAAAGTY/rVVAVrnfuiM/s1600/Afbeelding+9.jpg[/img]
Just got my hair cut, wearing it in a Faux hawk now. Yeah, you make thing it's trendfagging, but god damn it's an improvement over messy long hair. That with a nice aeropostale V and some "fancy" cologne... shiiiiit. [editline]28th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28355279][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20799748/IMG_2139.JPG[/img_thumb] Can I get some hair style tips.[/QUOTE] You look a lot like Anthony Kiedis. Do this: [img_thumb]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/2125331/Anthony+Kiedis.jpg[/img_thumb]
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28355279][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20799748/IMG_2139.JPG[/img_thumb] Can I get some hair style tips.[/QUOTE] Bald; I'm not kidding.
This is me, and what I wear. [url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jiif/5459502083/][img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5053/5459502083_92d1e3baf9_z.jpg[/img][/url] [url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jiif/5459502083/]It's been a while[/url] by [url=http://www.flickr.com/people/jiif/]Geoff Ballington[/url], on Flickr
Random shot of me at the Zoo. Camera is really shitty. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7iydH.jpg[/img] Also I'm not staring off into the distance to look cool, I just wasn't paying attention and this is the best shot of the day.
[QUOTE=Masala Chai;28345573]that in leather? your not fucking michael jackson[/QUOTE] Because red vest = Michael Jackson right? [img]http://derangedkikyo.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/haruko.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;28355293]It's really hard to tell because you look really young in the picture but if you have facial hair grow it, if it's scraggly then don't, mainly because you have a bit of a baby face so that'll help offset it. I'd also nix the long hair, no matter how well kept it is you'll look like either a hippy or a hair metal fan. Which if you want to be taken seriously by anyone that matters you'll drop the hair, as fun as it is to have it long in high school if you cut it short when you're older you'll never want to go back. Clothing wise, you'd look good in a leather jacket. Reds and grays look like they'd compliment you pretty well, again it's hard to know for sure because the picture's sepia'd.[/QUOTE] It's a chick.
[QUOTE=Saxor16;28355744]Because red vest = Michael Jackson right?[/QUOTE] Yes.
And black hair = MJ too I suppose.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;28355367]Bald; I'm not kidding.[/QUOTE] With the way I dress, I might look like a Nazi.
I like shoes. [img]http://i52.tinypic.com/72aqae.jpg[/img] I also have a pair of DC's identical to the red ones, just in white/black.
God, men's fashion is so boring. Even the highest of high male fashion looks like a slight variation from other men's styles.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28356135]I like shoes. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/72aqae.jpg[/img_thumb] I also have a pair of DC's identical to the red ones, just in white/black.[/QUOTE] Nice "shoes" on the far right, what are they supposed to be used for?
[QUOTE=bl4h;28356217]Nice "shoes" on the far right, what are they supposed to be used for?[/QUOTE] Vibram Five fingers. Running shoes that simulate running barefoot while protecting your feet from broken glass and the like. Not fashionable, but very practical.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;28355478]This is me, and what I wear. [url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jiif/5459502083/][img_thumb]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5053/5459502083_92d1e3baf9_z.jpg[/img_thumb][/url] [url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jiif/5459502083/]It's been a while[/url] by [url=http://www.flickr.com/people/jiif/]Geoff Ballington[/url], on Flickr[/QUOTE] Wow, you've come a really long way since the last time I saw a picture of you. You had your hair in that eurotrash faux-hawk, clothes too tight, Armani Xesque graphic tee, and huge red puffy shoes that made you look like a small boy. You've seriously come leaps and bounds, I'm really impressed. [quote]It's a chick.[/quote] Whoops, good thing you have a baby face then. If you're a chick, lose the middle part.
[QUOTE=Saxor16;28355866]And black hair = MJ too I suppose.[/QUOTE] That's different. The red leather jacket is about as iconic as the single white glove.
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;28355293] I'd lose the middle part for sure. Long hair is hard to pull off to begin with and impossible to pull off with a middle part. If you're willing to venture outside your comfort bubble you'd look good with short on the sides long with the top parted to the left or right. If you really want to go balls to the wall and stand out you could pull off shaved sides, long top with a short pony tail. [/QUOTE] I have been meaning to do the shaved sides look. It would be more shocking for my parents than me.
[QUOTE=Devodiere;28356234]Vibram Five fingers. Running shoes that simulate running barefoot while protecting your feet from broken glass and the like. Not fashionable, but very practical.[/QUOTE] This. In a nutshell, they're gloves for your feet. All the perks of running barefoot without the feet getting torn up by the street and whatnot part.
[QUOTE=Billiam;28356269]That's different. The red leather jacket is about as iconic as the single white glove.[/QUOTE] Considering the only similarity between that vest and MJs jacket is both have the colors black..
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;28356302]I have been meaning to do the shaved sides look. It would be more shocking for my parents than me.[/QUOTE] Shaved sides and back and a medium length top you kept in a pretty short pony tail would look pretty stylish and unique. Of course the clothes will either augment or detract from it, so choose them wisely.
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;28356236]Wow, you've come a really long way since the last time I saw a picture of you. You had your hair in that eurotrash faux-hawk, clothes too tight, Armani Xesque graphic tee, and huge red puffy shoes that made you look like a small boy. You've seriously come leaps and bounds, I'm really impressed.[/QUOTE] Haha thanks. I ditched my high-street youth brand pride a while back and I aim for truly quality stuff now, from boutiques typically. I also buy what looks good rather than what's got an eagle on it or whatever. My style icon: Jude Law.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;28356502]Haha thanks. I ditched my high-street youth brand pride a while back and I aim for truly quality stuff now, from boutiques typically. I also buy what looks good rather than what's got an eagle on it or whatever. My style icon: Jude Law.[/QUOTE] Ugh god the style flip flop's makin' me jizz my pants with pride. Good on ya.
[QUOTE=SwissArmyKnife;28356236]Whoops, good thing you have a baby face then. If you're a chick, lose the middle part.[/QUOTE] I was hoping to have real fun with this. Post more photos in incrementing femininity and see how long it took you to figure out. I was thinking of cutting my hair short again. Like chin length. Any suggestions?
[QUOTE=Penultimate;28357397]I was hoping to have real fun with this. Post more photos in incrementing femininity and see how long it took you to figure out. I was thinking of cutting my hair short again. Like chin length. Any suggestions?[/QUOTE] Honestly I did think you originally leaned more toward chick than dude, but I figured you were just an awkwardly feminine dude.
[QUOTE=MagicBurrito;28312996]lol men arguing about fashion what is wrong with the world[/QUOTE] Seriously. "SHIT I got to conform to the fashionable way of clothing my body in this 3-dimensional, physical world!"
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Yeah fuck fashion *wears gas mask*
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