[QUOTE=Schutzstaffel;28684468]Great. I'm stalking someone who is living in Florida, but I'm not living in Florida. I think you can help me. I'll give the address, some money and you'll become my mercenary.
Hooah.[/QUOTE]
give me a name and ill find their address
anybody who lives in florida
I'm in Florida. Fuck if you're coming to south FL, don't bother.
Miami REPRESENT
...actually, this place sucks. Don't move to South Florida.
I've lived in miami for over a year now and it sucks.
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Florida doesn't really deserve it's nickname.
Every time I go on a week-long vacation there, it's cloudy most of the time.
If you're going to Broward County do not move to Coral Springs. Yes, it's a peaceful place but it's so incredibly fucking boring. Everything looks so plain because the look is limited. You can't have giant signs for your restaurant (yeah, McDonald's isn't allowed to have golden arches), almost every small building/house has the same color, and gas stations aren't even allowed to have bigs signs that tell you the prices. You actually have to pull up to the pump to see the price.
It's quiet and peaceful, but there is literally nothing to do here. Thank god I'm getting out of here in 4 months.
you should move to japan
[QUOTE=Alternativ;28704212]you should move to japan[/QUOTE]
Oh man I can't tell you how fucking great that joke you just made was.
It's funny because they just got hit with a tsunami from an earthquake and over 10,000 people have died including my uncle. (Didn't make a thread about it to farm hearts either, I just hate fucking talking about it)
So fucking funny I mean god damn I think I just laughed my fucking tits off at your fucking hilarious sense of funny ass humor.
Go to hell.
[QUOTE=Bonzai11;28687779]Born in Coral Springs, moved to Weston around 4, and am now at Fiu on campus.
I don't know what you people are talking about. Florida is amazing, always shit to do, beaches, parks, people, clubs. Always concerts coming from the best in house music, which is my favorite genre.
Florida used to suck, but then I started living and taking advantage of all the stuff to do around here, theres so much to the point where sometimes I find myself doing nothing because I can't choose. Though now without my car and bike, I'm a bit limited on things to do.[/QUOTE]
Florida only sounds good if you can beat the shit out of like 20 guys at once that all have fucking guns.
Florida is an alright place. Sure, there's skeeters and bugs big enough to fucking eat the neighbors cat but once you get your exoskeletal defense license, your good to go.
/sarcasm
Seriously though, anywhere past Naples and I75 East/West (Alligator Alley much?) is a fucking nightmare. Miami is hell incarnate and fucking [i]everyone[/i] is a complete asshole. I've lived in Pasco for 26 years and the worst I've heard of is a kid getting caught with a tek9. (which happened like 8 or so years ago) The schools in my area suck the absolute worst, but PHCC is pretty good. West coast of Florida is better then East coast of Florida IMHO except Disney is over there, and this area hasn't been hit directly by a hurricane since 1920 something.
[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;28663743]dont come here too many niggers
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I was drinking something and this caught me off guard. Fuck you.
Go to Miami. Get a place over a nightclub. Become Michael Weston.
[QUOTE=JWJ;28671775]I live in Longwood/Altamonte Springs. Nobody on FP lives around here. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
uhhh i do
yo JWJ I go to UCF hook me up with a job at your datacenter(except I get paid)(unlike someone)
btw you do realize UCF hosts the largest central florida LANs right?? ~100-150 people depending on time of the year. you should come and advertise brohoster. or just come. that'd be cool.
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[INDENT] Go to Miami. Get a place over a nightclub. Become Michael Weston.[/quote]
if you enjoy cocaine it's a great choice
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I live in St.Lucie County and have been to broward, it's all right really. If I had to chose I'd end up choosing Broward though. A lot of people bitch so much about Florida though generally they're total spergs. The only truly horrible thing I have to say about Florida is we're home to a bunch of dipshits who vote for the worst possible thing ever, just take a look at our Governor. The weather is always great and as hot as it gets I wouldn't want it to get as cold as it is up north. Hurricanes aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be.
Beaches are everywhere and you'll get used to heat, enjoy your stay bro Florida is actually pretty ballin'. (Aside from my City, so goddamn boring.)
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You need to wear one of these
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or else locals will think you're a tourist.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;28662765]I just moved from Florida. Got evicted because they raised our rent from $750 to $950. It's not Paradise, I was born there. Gangs are everywhere, and you will most likely be ran off the road from a 70 year old Blood. My school down there was F-Rated, up here in Tennessee, A rated and IB. That's just some of the problems, not to mention that sand is everywhere, and palmetto bugs are everywhere too (Giant Roaches that fly).
But if you do insist on moving to Florida. Choose Clermont or something. It's 30 minutes from Disney, and an hour from the Beach. It's a really hilly city, and everything is brand new. It's incredibly clean too for Florida. Always has a nice breeze too, and never had severe weather while I lived there (Four Years). Just go to a private school or homeschool if you are still that age. I'll upload a picture of my apartment complex with cool fog. Also, every night you can see the Disney fireworks anywhere in the City. Fourth of July is also awesome too, fireworks from four cities at the same time.
Sorry for the blur, they were in the morning while heading to school. I just woke up, and it was quite cold, maybe 29 with the Wind Chill. Which in traditional Florida clothes, thats really cold. (Shorts and a light Jacket).
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Where did you live? I don't have that problem here in Ft. Lauderdale.
[QUOTE=Soda;28722413]uhhh i do
yo JWJ I go to UCF hook me up with a job at your datacenter(except I get paid)(unlike someone)
btw you do realize UCF hosts the largest central florida LANs right?? ~100-150 people depending on time of the year. you should come and advertise brohoster. or just come. that'd be cool.
if you enjoy cocaine it's a great choice
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lol, i'll be going to UCF in 2-3 years
Miami for me, lived here my whole life. It really isn't too bad although it really depends on where your living, Miami-Dade county is fairly decent, you have some areas that are pretty fucking ghetto but meh you get that living anywhere.
I don't see why people complain so much about Miami, compared to living in a small town, theres a hell lot more to do, the beach is right there too which is nice. Broward county is right around the corner for me too, depending on what area your considering in Broward there are some really nice neighborhoods and bad ones too.
oh and the drivers down here in miami/broward/ south florida fucking suck tremendous balls.
[QUOTE=Decay;28740509]Miami for me, lived here my whole life. It really isn't too bad although it really depends on where your living, Miami-Dade county is fairly decent, you have some areas that are pretty fucking ghetto but meh you get that living anywhere.
I don't see why people complain so much about Miami, compared to living in a small town, theres a hell lot more to do, the beach is right there too which is nice. Broward county is right around the corner for me too, depending on what area your considering in Broward there are some really nice neighborhoods and bad ones too.
oh and the drivers down here in miami/broward/ south florida fucking suck tremendous balls.[/QUOTE]
There are a lot of bad drivers here, yeah...
I feel sorry for anyone who lives north of me since thats where Florida gets even worse.
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Basically if you don't live in south florida, you're fucked. If you've ever watched the 2005 House of Wax movie, yeah thats pretty much central florida. Minus the serial killers although we have a lot.
[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
West coast sucks ass too as its just filled with old people
Yeah I know a place you can crash, it looks just like the pawnshop from Pulp Fiction
Holy shit, a lot of people live in Broward. Anybody else go to McFatter tech?
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;28756966]I feel sorry for anyone who lives north of me since thats where Florida gets even worse.
[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
Basically if you don't live in south florida, you're fucked. If you've ever watched the 2005 House of Wax movie, yeah thats pretty much central florida. Minus the serial killers although we have a lot.
[editline]22nd March 2011[/editline]
West coast sucks ass too as its just filled with old people[/QUOTE]
Old people > Gangsters/serial killers
Dont live near the coast, or occasionally you will hear a wierd noise and the ground will vibrate!
Check around pompano beach, it's pretty cheap here
Cocoa Beach / Brevard County is pretty cool, went there on vacation nearly every summer. Plus down south is Patrick Airforce Base, so that's pretty neat-o
I'm from Kendell (part of Miami).
[QUOTE=Killerjc;28663115]if you're a tard and you don't have any sort of window then you deserve it
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Also I live in deerfield beach, not going to help you though C:[/QUOTE]
All you have to do is walk outside and they crowd all over your legs and dive into your skin, slowly eating away your flesh.
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