[QUOTE=Aedan1;22031535]Let it grow, then eat it. Deer is dear in the shops.[/QUOTE]
Let it grow? YOURE INSANE! Venison Veal!!!
keep it as a pet. Name him facepunch
It is probably sick or hurt. Take care of it please :frown:
Awwwwwwwww
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;22032325]keep it as a pet. Name him facepunch[/QUOTE]
Oh god this.
Fuck it. Paedophilic beastiality ftw
Cook it, then name it facepunch.
Oh deer
Either keep it or call in animal control, park rangers, something like that, so they can bring it to a safe place and rehabilitate it.
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P.S. I don't think a dead deer would be curled up like that.
VENISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Its better than Jim Morrison
Fuck you assholes, it's a baby deer. It doesn't need to be killed for you to stuff your already well-nourished face.
Put a rabbit next to it and see if they communicate.
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22032856]Fuck you assholes, it's a baby deer. It doesn't need to be killed for you to stuff your already well-nourished face.[/QUOTE]
You've obviously never tasted venison. Its so good, its almost like slurm but more addictive.
[QUOTE=PjaNoo^;22032897]You've obviously never tasted venison. Its so good, its almost like slurm but more addictive.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but it's a fucking baby, you heartless cunt. I hate how being the dominate species makes everything else below us fair game, and are able to be slaughtered on a whim. I wish it was like hunter and gatherers, where we killed only what we need, and we use the entire animal instead of slaughtering THOUSANDS each day to satisfy our need for meat and fast food. It makes me fucking sick.
Oh my goddd, it's gorgeous :3:
Actually, touching it doesn't make its mother not want it.
Don't kill it. Raise it.
[QUOTE=OogalaBoogal;22033003]Don't kill it. Raise it.[/QUOTE]
I would never kill it.
And also for the people who said raise it, keep it, etc..
Im getting a friend to come raise it if it doesn't get taken back by its mother
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;22033114]I would never kill it.
And also for the people who said raise it, keep it, etc..
Im getting a friend to come raise it if it doesn't get taken back by its mother[/QUOTE]
Just so you know, it's illegal to keep a deer as a pet in the united states. That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it though.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;22033239]Just so you know, it's illegal to keep a deer as a pet in the united states. That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it though.[/QUOTE]
Really? Never knew that. But thats up to the guy who offered to keep it.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;22033239]Just so you know, it's illegal to keep a deer as a pet in the united states. That doesn't mean you shouldn't do it though.[/QUOTE]
if its mother has rejected it then it will die though :crying:
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22032928]Yeah, but it's a fucking baby, you heartless cunt. I hate how being the dominate species makes everything else below us fair game, and are able to be slaughtered on a whim. I wish it was like hunter and gatherers, where we killed only what we need, and we use the entire animal instead of slaughtering THOUSANDS each day to satisfy our need for meat and fast food. It makes me fucking sick.[/QUOTE]
Ok you start hunting every day for food, no one is stopping you.
Tell it to get the fuck off your property
It could shit in your garden or something, or rape your gnome
That's so cute. Even if I had a deer problem, I'd rescue it. It's just so damn cute.
[QUOTE=Ehmmett;22032977][IMG]http://thecowboyoutpost.com/ESW/Images/1897_Pump_Shotgun.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.militarypictures.info/d/223-2/Buk-M1.jpg[/IMG]
Anyone else notice the baby blue chair?
Oh deer
[QUOTE=Evanlution;22033941]Oh deer[/QUOTE]
I c what u did thar
[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22032928]Yeah, but it's a fucking baby, you heartless cunt. I hate how being the dominate species makes everything else below us fair game, and are able to be slaughtered on a whim. I wish it was like hunter and gatherers, where we killed only what we need, and we use the entire animal instead of slaughtering THOUSANDS each day to satisfy our need for meat and fast food. It makes me fucking sick.[/QUOTE]
Ever eat veal?
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Fucking worth it.
i see these all the fucking time big deal
Raise it, and when it is mature. beat the shit out of it bare handed.
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