There's a baby deer in my backyard - General

Raise it, and then ride it into the sunset

Since it likes that wall I would name it,"Brick Top"

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22033661][img_thumb]http://www.militarypictures.info/d/223-2/Buk-M1.jpg[/img_thumb] Anyone else notice the baby blue chair?[/QUOTE] Yeah I noticed that. What really tripped me up was the green table though.

Capture it, and beat its head with a cricket bat. Then cut your penis off.

[b][i]DON'T FUCKING EAT IT[/b][/i] :mad:

Sooo cute.

D'awwwwwwww :h:

Ohmygod, it is so freaking cute. :D Hard to believe in a few years, he may decide to join the legion of car-destroying deer. But seriously, my heart is melting from looking at those big ol' eyes.

Run!!! Run from the deer-mom menace!!!!

Dear, sheep, and lambs, all have really weird looking eyes. It's like they are horizontal and stuff.

Nurse it back to health and ride it off into the sunset

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;22033271]if its mother has rejected it then it will die though :crying:[/QUOTE] Nah. If the person has a license to rehabilitate wildlife then it's fine.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22032928]Yeah, but it's a fucking baby, you heartless cunt. I hate how being the dominate species makes everything else below us fair game, and are able to be slaughtered on a whim. I wish it was like hunter and gatherers, where we killed only what we need, and we use the entire animal instead of slaughtering THOUSANDS each day to satisfy our need for meat and fast food. It makes me fucking sick.[/QUOTE] Would it be okay if the OP jumped on the deer and tore its throat out with his teeth? Nice fair fight methinks, and he could claim to have killed a deer with his teeth, which is badass.

Mmmm venison. Also touching an animal doesn't make it's mother not want it anymore. That's just something your parents tell you to not fuck with the animals you find.

Cute

Should have named it Garry.

Shoot that bitch :smug:

rape it and then kill it

Skin it, wear it's face, then eat it.

[QUOTE=Jacam12SUX;22032928]Yeah, but it's a fucking baby, you heartless cunt. I hate how being the dominate species makes everything else below us fair game, and are able to be slaughtered on a whim. I wish it was like hunter and gatherers, where we killed only what we need, and we use the entire animal instead of slaughtering THOUSANDS each day to satisfy our need for meat and fast food. It makes me fucking sick.[/QUOTE] I think we should just wipe whales out. Oh, and panda's.

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;22036451]I think we should just wipe whales out. Oh, and panda's.[/QUOTE] Chicken strip you so crazzyyy

Fuck the mother, touch it and keep it.

I've had loads of baby deers in my yard. One even felt into my fountain and almost died.

that's fucking adorable.... i want a baby deer.

[QUOTE=A Glitch;22031257]call it bambie[/QUOTE] Call it Semtex instead :downs:

Why is everyone bitching about slicing this thing up and cooking it, deer is fucking spectacular. Seriously it's like a mouth orgasm. Kill it, mince it and make burgers out the bitch.

Call it mongolide horse.

[quote=kill3r;22043012]call it semtex instead :downs:[/quote] TANGO SUCKAH /caps

[QUOTE=Petrussen;22043773]TANGO SUCKAH /caps[/QUOTE] Someone got the reference.

in the ass