• Kaustinen's Somewhat Short Poorly Drawn Shenanigans
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Pick one of the aforementioned options.
Wait for the pool to drain, then look for secret doors/buttons
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;20233440]Wait for the pool to drain, then look for secret doors/buttons[/QUOTE] .
No, use the hexagon crank to fill the pool back up and swim out of it!
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You break into a military base and steal all their grenade launchers. Then you buy a ticket to Rio de Janerio and hide in a house, shooting people with 40mm grenades. [editline]09:38PM[/editline] after that you make your way to Russia and break into a nuclear submarine and launch an ICBM set to detonate 350,000 ft above North America.
You cast a spell and turn into a liquid.
Dig a hole.
do a wee
Wait for it to drain, look for secret panels/buttons/doors/whatever.
pull all the hair out of the drain hole, it'll come in handy.
Climb out of the pool and break into the house whos garden it is in.
A wild middle-class law firm agent has appeared. His stunning appearance has startled you, he seems to be a nonchalant man of good wealth. He smells of expensive cologne and lemons. You notice he is wearing a red tie which may be a sign that feels he is a man of good self-esteem, you assume he is in a relationship with younger woman who finds him attractive because of his money and high economic social status. A few meters behind him is a black Toyota Camry with tinted windows. He says he wishes to question you in a private area about your well-being of your life and how you came to be in this life of adventure. His name is Steven Swallows. He seems oblivious to the fact that there is a carnivorous axe wielding lesbian heading straight for you. [img]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/DUMBLEDOUCHE-3.png[/img] What do you do?
Catch your shirt on fire.
Team up with lesbo. Slaughter steven.
[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/2la6lv6.png[/IMG] You don't see any buttons or secret entrances.
Blast it with piss.
Crawl through the hole. A tight fit, but maybe there's a hidden entrance at the end of the tunnel?
Grab the infernal socialite by the good quality Italian loafers and swing him bodily into the axe wielding lesbian, probably ruining his armani shirt and excellent tie, but likely saving you from the maniac.
Use dashing man on axe-wielding lesbian.
throw jarate
( For reference; ASmellyOgre's post is copy-paste from first Great Poorly Drawn Adventure. ) [IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2mrhee9.png[/IMG] This hole, it was not made for you.
Stick your hand in there and feel around.
Fuck it
Poop in it. Maybe its a toilet.
[QUOTE=neap tide;20236714]LIsten to Yes[/QUOTE] :hfive: Ontopic: Anlalyze your surroundings.
By all means, do the Charleston.
It is your hole! It was made for you! We must enter that hole, gentlemen. Even if we have to break it open. >inventory (hey, it worked in the past adventure) If not, perhaps look around the pool for better holes?
Take a closer look into the hole, there might be a portal or there might be a vicious scorpion!
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