Kaustinen's Somewhat Short Poorly Drawn Shenanigans
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Give a cat LSD and put it in the hole.
Turn into a sponge and fall in the hole.
Die in a fiery nuclear explosion
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Then come back to life as an iguana or something
Morph dick into a tree, use tree to wrecking-ball that hole open, and proceed to fuck lesbian ala trucker's delight style.
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I could draw that with my dick
Esc > Restart Level
[I]Make[/I] it be made for you.
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It is dark inside.
You try to open it up with your mighty strenght! It somewhat dents. Otherwise your efforts have no effect.
Thump your head as hard as you can, maybe you'll squeeze in.
Hmm. Look around for your boss's corpse. Maybe it's around here somewhere?
He might have something for THE HOLE.
Put your other hand in, then you realize it's a toilet hole, AND SOMEONE IS AT THE OTHER SIDE OF IT!
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Boss is surrounded by police and other people. Search his pockets y/n.
Act like Horatio Caine while investigating the body, simply blending in with the crowd
Yes, search them.
Throw a rock to distract the cops, loot the body.
Kills the cops and chop the corpse to smaller pieces then put them inside the hole. No dead body, no lawsuit. Also loot the body. Maybe it has car keys, cash, sword or healing potions.
Tell the cops that he was murdered, and that the murderer is still inside the building. Then loot the corpse when they pursue.
Grow a moustache so you won’t be recognised, then sneak up to your boss neck snapping anyone who gets in the way, loot his pockets then rip off the moustache and run away screaming.
Shit on his chest.
Loot the corpse.
eat the body
Eat the Twinkie in his pocket.
[QUOTE=poopiecrap;20347246]Eat the Twinkie in his pocket.[/QUOTE]
That's not a Twinkie. :smug:
[QUOTE=trey_awsome;20348489]That's not a Twinkie. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Eat it anyway (loot the corpse as well).
What could you possible find? A cell phone, a pen?
or the crystals of facepunchtor. The ones that let you rule all of GD?
Sorry for lack of updates. I have had been in hurry for few last days.
I will begin to update today.
Sorry.
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You march into the crime-scene like one of those guys in those programmes where they solve crimes and shit.
You explain that you are pretty awesome detective and you know that the murderer is still in the building. They rush into the building. Poor Mick, he's gonna get a good beating today.
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You loot the corpse. Cellphone, an eraser and two paperclips found.
//Testing out this kind of style//
Unfold the paperclips, push them in the eraser and draw a face on in.
Eraser-man!
Go back to the other style
Also, fuck the corpse
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