• Don't ever give 3 bananas to a monkey
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I just noticed the end of his dick looks like a heart
It looked like he was jizzing silk, it was like solid sperm.
Oh god what the fuck D:
ahahahahahahahahahah oh my god that laugh he did which was like "yeah motherfuckers i'm masturbating what of it" just all casual oh jesus fucking god that's amazing
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;28176192]pokemon fetish but u get weirded out by a monkey touching his junk hm[/QUOTE] you are stupid
woah woah woah! wait, hold on a second... did his urethra just resemble the shape of a heart?!
[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;28176238]but nope he just played with his willy are we really so different??[/QUOTE] We humans don't jizz bricks.
Oh wow.
I wonder what would have happened if they gave him a 4th one...
[QUOTE=Master117;28177367]I wonder what would have happened if they gave him a 4th one...[/QUOTE] He'll take you back to the VIP room/cage and show you a good time.
Damn it, got removed! But judging from the comments it was a monkey whacking off.
I think this is it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd9Uq0gz-XE[/media]
[QUOTE=t0cketty;28177816]I think this is it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd9Uq0gz-XE[/media][/QUOTE] Dawwwwwww
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;28177970]Dawwwwwww[/QUOTE] Heart penisssss
We really aren't all that far away from them.
I feel fucking ill now
[QUOTE=E1025;28178302]I feel fucking ill now[/QUOTE] How does that make you feel ill. It's sounds like you don't like your penis young man.
I wonder what monkey cum tastes like.
[QUOTE=t0cketty;28177816]I think this is it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd9Uq0gz-XE[/media][/QUOTE]Thanks, updated the one in the OP with that.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28178496]I wonder what monkey cum tastes like.[/QUOTE] :gonk: why in god's name would you think of such thing ?!
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28178496]I wonder what monkey cum tastes like.[/QUOTE] Bananas
love how the monkey peels the bananas.
[QUOTE=xKAZUYAx;28179031]love how the monkey peels the bananas.[/QUOTE] They're SO SO fast.
i thought it was gonna stick the third one up its bum
[QUOTE=abcpea2;28179202]i thought it was gonna stick the third one up its bum[/QUOTE] That's what I thought too.
Monkeys scare me even more now.... Odin, hold me. ;_;
Bananas have the same effect on me.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;28178496]I wonder what monkey cum tastes like.[/QUOTE] It depends what kind of monkey. The fully grown monkeys have a sweeter, more banana-like taste, whereas the younger monkeys have a more bitter, salty taste.
I thought it was pretty cute up until it started eating its own jizz
Heart shaped penis.
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