• Don't ever give 3 bananas to a monkey
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i really loooled while i watched this
my life in a nutshell
This turned me on..
[QUOTE=8BitLord;28176190]Monkey cum is scary. It's so.... solid. :geno:[/QUOTE] How do you know? :gonk:
well, if i ever need to utterly humiliate my friends while at the zoo, i know how.
I thought he was eating his shit and then OH GOD THEY'RE JUST LIKE US. This is what I thought of: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmPuknv9hYc[/media]
[QUOTE=Murkat;28187183]How do you know? :gonk:[/QUOTE] He knows from the video he just watched. You dirty man, thinking he knows from something else.
I wasn't expecting that
[QUOTE=SKxJason;28183406]It depends what kind of monkey. The fully grown monkeys have a sweeter, more banana-like taste, whereas the younger monkeys have a more bitter, salty taste.[/QUOTE] You would know best :smug: also, WHAT IN THE FUCK
[QUOTE=Murkat;28187183]How do you know? :gonk:[/QUOTE] The video. :effort:
"What the fuck" is the only thing I thought of while watching this video.
Monkey eat, monkey masturbate. I can see myself being genetically related.
heart shaped semen brick
I'd kill that fucker if I got hit with monkey jizz.
[QUOTE=nox;28189639]I'd kill that fucker if I got hit with monkey jizz.[/QUOTE] YOU'RE SO TOUGH!!! ass
Look at that poor old monkey trapped in that small fence. He isn't even in a realistic environment to live in.
[QUOTE=Pasalaqcua;28191342]Look at that poor old monkey trapped in that small fence. He isn't even in a realistic environment to live in.[/QUOTE] At least he has fun :v:
Israeli monkeys rule
Lol "alright no need to think about food now it's fun time"
[img]http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5894927/Have-food-FAP.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Monkey[/img] Edit: What the crap happened this wasn't the image I posted :s
Well I wonder what it would do if someone gave the monkey 3 more bananas.
Oh God, the laugh at 2:14 is gold!
[QUOTE=Iluza;28189747]YOU'RE SO TOUGH!!! ass[/QUOTE] I know, killing monkey and isnt afraid of anything, truely hardcore.
At first I was like ooh a cute little monkey. Now I never want to go to a zoo again. Maybe I should warn my friend who is working at one, tell him to stay away from the primates.
Out of everything that ran through my head when watching him eat those bananas I would have never guessed.. [b]that[/b]
HAHAHA! When he jizzed he was like "OOOOOH HO HOH HOHOHOH!" I laughed so fucking hard.
I ♥ this.
oh god what did I just watch
Monkey porn
Charles Darwin was right.
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