• Im alone at home at 10:15 PM, What to do?
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Just clicked, shit's gunna be all like: [img]http://classes.design.ucla.edu/si/08/student_work/_web/_week1/NickHalper/Images/HomeAlone.jpg[/img]
Go on a killing spree
[QUOTE=NateDude;22913446]Ok, let me clear this up. I am 12 Years old, Now i know what your thinking but i am not one of those "Durr hurr lol" Fags. Although, i am alone...... Egh... [B]No. Just no.[/B] It'd just be wrong, Im a little young. Sux :saddowns: [editline]werp[/editline] Still..... [IMG_thumb]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00016.gif[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] I came with my finger in my butt when I was 11. Actually the first time I jizzed my finger was in my ass. I'm 12 now and I don't do it so much, usually just in the shower because I don't have any lube and soap burns.
Well, Nate, From my experience, The best thing to do when alone is turn out all the lights and read some Creepypasta. Trust me it will do you good, son.
They are home, case closed.
Watch HD Porn in 3D.
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;22913395]ASSLOAD OF CODE[/QUOTE] Oh shit, I almost solved the puzzle. I think. OP, don't be a wuss. I started when I was 11-12. Odds are, you won't even jizz.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22913669]I came with my finger in my butt when I was 11. Actually the first time I jizzed my finger was in my ass. I'm 12 now and I don't do it so much, usually just in the shower because I don't have any lube and soap burns.[/QUOTE] Rate informative - Also, Nice to know we have a 12 year old shuving his fingers into his butt browsing Facepunch,
Think of Marguerite Thatcher on a cold day
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;22913395][code][/code] :20bux: if you find the message[/QUOTE] "listen to the mars volta" Give me my :20bux:
Oh, parents are home? Just put on pajama pants.
Take advantage of the fact you have an entire house to yourself and do what you want without having anyone ask why. Basically dance,jerk off, listen to loud music, or all of those at the same time.
Do whatever you want.
Kill them. [B]CASE OPEN AGAIN.[/B]
Simple things like pissing with the door open can make a man feel truly free.
[QUOTE=Llamaboy9;22913764]Take advantage of the fact you have an entire house to yourself and do what you want without having anyone ask why. Basically dance,jerk off, listen to loud music, or all of those at the same time.[/QUOTE] I feel like I would have rated you useful if you posted that [B]2 Minutes ago.[/B]
[QUOTE=Insulator;22913812]Simple things like pissing with the door open can make a man feel truly free.[/QUOTE] I read that as [i]Pissing on the Door can make a man feel really free[/i]
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;22913395] :20bux: if you find the message[/QUOTE] Shit's like a bizzaro puzzle bro.
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;22913863]Shit's like a bizzaro puzzle bro.[/QUOTE] Does this have it's own thread?
[QUOTE=AntonFTW;22913720]"listen to the mars volta" Give me my :20bux:[/QUOTE] Plus it's in red writing. Now give that man his :20bux:
[QUOTE=Meatmuppet;22913395][code][/code] :20bux: if you find the message[/QUOTE] I've been going at this thing for 5 minutes now. I'm making progress but this is getting kind of ridiculous. I see someone already solved it. :saddowns:
Buy some cheap games on steam, play them, fap, sleep.
You can also set homemade traps outside and inside your house to ensure that no bandits could do you any harm.
Draw a face on your chest with sharpie and play Guitar Hero in your skivvies. Then go saran wrap a car.
Leave the stove on and see if your parents notice.
Exercise. Go jogging. Here's a guide [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1277571428800.gif[/IMG][/URL] I made a 20 minute long song alternating between fast and slow for the running times and will start tomorrow. Run outside, running inside is boring
[QUOTE=AntonFTW;22913720]"listen to the mars volta" Give me my :20bux:[/QUOTE] screencap of it please. you can just quote it and see the code.
[B]Shows over guys, They are home. I am typing with bold text because you seem to have missed my other post.[/B]
B- thread would not read again but would suggest to others passingly.
[QUOTE=NateDude;22914405][B]Shows over guys, They are home. I am typing with bold text because you seem to have missed my other post.[/B][/QUOTE] Kill them. Remain in solitude. They will bring you into the light, and you crave for darkness...
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