Steroids thread v2: haha im so jacke- oh god there is milk leaking out of my nipple help - General

legalize steroids 2014

legal in the uk god save the queen

brb uk, it's legal for possession here but not for selling so actually finding a place to buy is the worse.

na its the same here, legal for posession for personal use but if they think u got intent to sell you can kiss your anus goodbye

lmao some shit going down on the 4chan roid community two tripfags fatlifts (yeah hes legit fat, like hideously fat, not even built fat) and OralTren have been at eachothers throats forever, because both sell sterons. Its come to head recently, I'm not sure how it started but fatlifts did something to this chill guy everyone likes, so OralTren doxxed him and got access to his emails, and posted several emails of conversation with this chinese supplier and fatlifts purchasing 50% purity rons to save money, and telling her to make his oral turinabol 50% winny because his american customers are none the wiser. Fatlifts got really mad and allegedly ratted another trip, Batlord, out to the DEA. So now the kid gloves are off and since OralTren has actual proof of drug purchases from hacking FLs account, hes going to get him busted. Fatlifts is probably having a heart attack in the woods, desperately trying to dig a hole to stash his gear in between big gulps of air.

holy shit hahahaahahahah fucking idiots man, in to see what happens now

Why do people use stereoids? Serious question

because you can.... you can get results , much better results and faster.

[QUOTE=Seith;45298994]because you can.... you can get results , much better results and faster.[/QUOTE] But the risk of heart failure. I dont care what people do with their body but is it worth it?

Well let's put it like this. Would you rather live like a god in your prime and *maybe* perish earlier, or would you rather live a long ass time but never see your innate potential realized? You *could* live to 100 if you don't roid but then you never truly lived. The gains on roids are great and while you obviously have to put in the work; it is really worth imo. Only reason I haven't already jumped on a cycle is because I'm still relatively young and am making aite natty gains. I know some users on here advocate pin and cruising (going on roids for good) and that sounds preferable tbh. Every guy in the media (aside from some ottermode guys PERHAPS) is on gear.

[QUOTE=Phone;45299091]But the risk of heart failure. I dont care what people do with their body but is it worth it?[/QUOTE] when you love something......

[QUOTE=Phone;45299091]But the risk of heart failure. I dont care what people do with their body but is it worth it?[/QUOTE] all you phaggots are gonna sit there complaining about not reaching your goal physique for years. cut, bulk, cut, bulk, cut, bulk over and over.. frustration sets in, but progress is still being made so you think "couple more yrs of bulking/cutting cycles..." meanwhile the phaggots who know the deal say fuk that bullsht, life is too short, the side effects are overstated, im not a scared phaggot worryin about everything, if my dick stops working for a little ill take viagra and notgiveasinglefuk, if im an unlucky bastard and lose my hair i'll shave it off, if i lose some of my gains after i'll still have more fibraz than i started with.. it's a lifestyle choice that leads to a total lifestyle change. brb who the fuk is zyzz if he was on his 4th yr of bulking and cutting trying to maximize protein synthesis via megadoses of Xtend? a hilarious 170 lb phaggot dreaming about finally breaking 200 lbs lean by 30. who the fuk is the rock? a failed college football player with gyno hoping to follow the family biz and make it as a wrestler... except his competition is so much stronger, faster, better built than him... fuk must not have had enough whey proten so brb used car salesman. there are 3 types in bodybuilding... brahs who get it and act accordingly, brahs who still have no clue, and brahs who get it but still bitch and moan and cry and do nothing. i rather have no clue than know what's up and still be a phaggot about it. once you become aware, you either change your goals and accept that 0.1% of the world will take whey and creatine and still actually look the way you want to look, or you take matters in your own hands like everyone else and become lance armstrong. [editline]5th July 2014[/editline] i luv the misc

[QUOTE=Phone;45299091]But the risk of heart failure. I dont care what people do with their body but is it worth it?[/QUOTE] What risk, can you even quote a reliable source on that? Because i can tell you after 4 years of reading studies, the picture is inconclusive at best.

I have a personal anecdote here, my dad's buddy did a fuckton of gear when he was in college(played D1 football for Boston College, is a fucking tank etc), and he's had 4 open heart surgeries in the past 4 years and every doctor he's been to has been saying its because of all the roids he did when he was a kid. Now idk, all you internet doctors might not trust actual doctors and think you're all better than actual, certified, heavily educated doctors and just refute this with everything, but I'm staying away from them just from this hit close to home. Plus, I have good tankmode genetics :v:

"Fuckton" might be a keyword there (Unless you're using that as a hyperbole). I might try a cycle or two, want to try test-e 500 and see where that gets me but that's about it. I'm not personally looking to cruise on gears all year long and just be huge as fuck forever but I think it's still something I want to experience in my life and it'll make me bigger in the end regardless of how much mass I lose when I hop off.

Nah he did do a lot of roids, fuckton is a hyperbole, but according to him he did some really heavy cycles and it fucked him hard later in life

Yeah man, that shit scary. I think I'll try a cycle or two, probably get to see a bit what I'm like past my genetic potential and then hop off and revert back to still being pretty lean and sexy.

If I can't reach measly 82-85 kg at 180 cm naturally then I don't have to do it at all. But everyone has it's own goals, someone does it for looks, to stay healthy, someone just wants to push his body's limits...

[QUOTE=Deadman123;45312962]I have a personal anecdote here, my dad's buddy did a fuckton of gear when he was in college(played D1 football for Boston College, is a fucking tank etc), and he's had 4 open heart surgeries in the past 4 years and every doctor he's been to has been saying its because of all the roids he did when he was a kid. Now idk, all you internet doctors might not trust actual doctors and think you're all better than actual, certified, heavily educated doctors and just refute this with everything, but I'm staying away from them just from this hit close to home. Plus, I have good tankmode genetics :v:[/QUOTE] Well you've just said it. It's an anecdote. And an appeal to authority at that. There's an old saying that doctors are only as good as their experience, and its true for the most part. Are you familiar with the cholesterol theory? Its been dogma in the medical community for decades thanks to one scientist's influence in the 50s and his links by the very powerful sugar and grain industry. And despite practicing and preaching cholesterol theory, and the widespread use of cholesterol lowering statins in medicine, heart disease continues to go up. Now more and more doctors are suddenly coming out and going "maybe we made a mistake". Doctors are not infallible, and they are not omnipotent, in short your anecdote doesn't mean much if you can't produce reliable evidence that steroid use dramatically increases heart disease risk. And to that point, you have to realize, CVD is the most prevalent killer of men in the west. Let me restate that, THE MOST PREVALENT mortality disease of all men, the vast majority of whom have never touched a needle in their life. So when someone relays to me their anecdote of their middle aged friend who got heart surgery, it really doesn't mean much. A history of steroid use is an easy scapegoat for a doctor to pin the blame on. Imagine how incompetent a doctor looks if you come in with CVD and ask him what caused it and he goes "buh i dunno"

steroids is not something that is or can be studied traditionally so the paradox is that even though they are doctors it's not something they actually know about besides the basic obvious premise that if you shoot a 'fukton' of hormones into your system something is going to go hay-wire. it's something that's been trialed n error-ed and in my opinion there's nothing better than actual guinea pigs aka human test trials to give you the best information available and with the internet and actual websites revolving around the matter it's , honestly, i would rather put myself in the hands of someone who have had experience with this kind of shit then going to a doctor who blindly went through 0 theoretical knowledge on this kind of stuff and has absolutely no practical experience with it. in sum a fukton is a fucking big understatement to someone who used steroids cluelessly , got bad bad side effects from it and now shares his unbased shit around so he can have an excuse to why he's had 4 bypass surgeries.

how bad are the tren sweats, pls respond jaegermonster

Got a friend who shoots up steroid, I might ask him if he can get me some, think I'll go on a cycle of Test-E, nothing big, might only do a single cycle, I just want to see where it'll get me. Also how does PCT work, like how do I know what kind of shit I'll need? You still on sterons ryz0?

broke as a joke right now so nah, but soon i will be back on for a beginner cycle you'll probably only want 500mg test e for 12 weeks, youll see rly sick gains pct for a cycle like that is usually nolvadex or clomid alongside hcg for dick gains

Will it help me cut or should I cut first and bulk on cycle? I'm now like 210 lbs @ 20%, I'm becoming queefmode, I'm gaining some good mass though but I'd like to be more defined. I think I'll be looking pretty sick at roughly 185 lbs.

bulk on test e cycle

K will cut first then.

[QUOTE=Ryz0;45867769]how bad are the tren sweats, pls respond jaegermonster[/QUOTE] Pretty fuckin bad. walkin down the street in your 10% bf glory nek minute sweating like a diabetic in a sweets shop [editline]21st September 2014[/editline] might be better with low test

Starting my first cycle with 500 mg test-e for twelve weeks with 30 mg of oral dbol for the first 5 weeks. Tell you guys how it goes.

oral? rest in peace sweet liver [editline]3rd October 2014[/editline] Do you have your PCT in order too for when you come off cycle?

I'm taking Milk Thistle and Liv.52 plus Nolva and Clomid in PCT. Anything you'd recommend?