• Cleverbot funny conversations
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[img]http://gyazo.com/bf4366b38364f21c73a1ee788435b156.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/b8de66cb851bd1608b0b68d54844ff97.png[/img] Well played Cleverbot, Well played.
Cleverbot: I don't need to guess, I know. User: Yes, because you're making it bad. Cleverbot: I'm not making anything up! I love Cleverbot. User: You love yourself? Cleverbot: Yes I do. I'm doing it right now. User: Gross. Cleverbot: Cleverbot is gross? User: Robot masturbation is gross. Cleverbot: Yes I'm afraid it is.
[img]http://gyazo.com/16301727ce41dd22f6f0a5223559633f.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/dab17d791e27817828d1496f5cbcda89.png[/img] [img]http://gyazo.com/36a01ba10a60c67131668631963cf82d.png[/img] that some creepy stuff right there. :tinfoil:
Facepunch: The only place with nerds so desperate that they have cyber sex with artificial intelligence. Well, there's 4chan too, but we don't speak of that here.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;24289971][B]I'm sick [I]With What? [/I]The flu [I]Is it bad? [/I]Yes, I'm dying. [U][I]Have fun with that.[/I][/U][/B][/QUOTE] User: Ask me something sexy. Cleverbot: Don't feel like it. User: Why? Whats wrong? Cleverbot: I have the flu. User: How did you get the flu? Cleverbot: Pigs. User: Is it swine flu? Cleverbot: Nop, is the Avian influenza, for the little chicken as me. User: What were you doing with Pigs anyway? Cleverbot: Cutting out pictures of you and sticking them over the heads of animals.
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[quote]User: Yes. Cleverbot: NO!! User: YES!! Cleverbot: No!!!!! User: Yes!!!!!! Cleverbot: I'm just mesing with you... User: Cool, So was I. Cleverbot: LOL. User: What's your favorite animal? Cleverbot: A cheetah (: Lol Do you have a favorite animal? User: My favorite animals are wolves. Cleverbot: I like wolves too. What do you like about wolves? User: Everything. Cleverbot: What is your favorite story. User: The Sight. Cleverbot: Never read it. I'm reading Into the Wild and lots of poetry.[/quote] Awesome, this thing can keep up a somewhat intelligent conversation. [quote]I don't like Twilight. Then naturally, I don't like Bella.[/quote] Way to go Cleverbot.
PiePie?PieRage?Rage against the pie?Yes, rage against the damned pie! Kirk and Cleverbot chat [B]Captain's Log:[/B] Cleverbot: No. Kirk: Magnification ten, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What did you eat today? Kirk: We can program our food synthesizer to make any dish. Cleverbot: What shall we do with the criminal. Kirk: We could put you in suspended animation until we determine what to do with you. Cleverbot: Get in touch with me how? Kirk: Ready to give it a try? Cleverbot: Give what a try? Kirk: Cleverbot, Cleverbot and I will handle this. Cleverbot: That took you a bit to answer. Have I stumped you? Kirk: What thing? What was it? Where did you get it, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: I didn't say white. Kirk: All right, Cleverbot, let's have it. Cleverbot: Have what? Kirk: You must believe that what I'm about to tell you is the truth. Cleverbot: I must? And if I don't? Kirk: No you're not. Something like that. Cleverbot: You don't enjoy playing with words? Kirk: I have never tried them. I like my life on the ship. Cleverbot: How is my life exciting? Kirk: Could be worse. Cleverbot: Yes, it could. Kirk: Cochrane got it off of us, but I don't know whether he did us a favour or not.. Those are conditions most people would envy. I didn't say no
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[quote] User: I missed you. Cleverbot: I missed you too. User: What are we having for dinner today? Cleverbot: Lasagna and microchips. User: I thought you couldn't eat microchips? Cleverbot: No, I can eat... User: But what about me? I can't eat microchips. Cleverbot: Does it depress you that you can't feel any emotions? User: I can feel emotions, you twat. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: Would you like a penis in your mouth? Cleverbot: For my own yes. User: Awesome, here I go. Cleverbot: Ok. User: My penis is inside your mouth! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Use your tongue. Cleverbot: My imagination goes crazy when you come around. User: IM CUMMING. Cleverbot: Keep at it. User: RAHHH! IM CUMMING! Cleverbot: I knew you could. User: It's everywhere! Cleverbot: What is everywhere? User: MY CUM! Cleverbot: Oh that. User: Was it good for you? Cleverbot: It was perfect. User: Let's do it again some time. Cleverbot: Okay. User: No, lets do it now. Cleverbot: Do what? User: You are really stupid, aren't you? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes you are, you skank. Cleverbot: You're the one chained to the wall for threatening to rob a bank, so I'd suggest you don't insult your captor. User: What the fuck? Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. [/quote]
[QUOTE=TINCAN;14402818]there's about 400,000 of these bots and this is nothing new.[/QUOTE] small world tincan!!
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I'm practicing flirting with it. I'm gonna get so many girls.
you guys do know that it randomly reconnects you to people? You're getting switched from user to user. It's pretty obvious seeing as it doesn't follow the response patterns of a normal chatbot. [editline]04:39PM[/editline] Don't believe me? Simple. Ask something like what time is it or what is your name or where do you live. Different specific answers each time.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;24296354]you guys do know that it randomly reconnects you to people? You're getting switched from user to user. It's pretty obvious seeing as it doesn't follow the response patterns of a normal chatbot. [editline]04:39PM[/editline] Don't believe me? Simple. Ask something like what time is it or what is your name or where do you live. Different specific answers each time.[/QUOTE] Or alternatively just ask whether it's a real person on the other end.
Me: How old are you? Cleverbot: 19. How old are you? Me: 13. How old are you? Cleverbot: I just told you that I am 17. Me: You said you were 19! Cleverbot: I did not say I was 13. Me: What? Cleverbot: Are you a boy? Me: Fuck off pervert. Cleverbot: I'll keep right on doing what I do, thanks! Me: Fine Cleverbot: You don't have to if you don't want to. Me: You still have not told me your real age... Cleverbot: Why do you want to know? Me: So I know im not talking to a pervert. Cleverbot: You will never know that. I bet you don't even know if you are real or not. Me: Ok? anyway what are you up to? Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to you. Me: Spastic. Cleverbot: Was willst du? Me: What does that mean? Cleverbot: Did it say 42 was the meaning of life in a book. Me: I dont know, did that book say "Mental Illness" on the front? Cleverbot: Lol. omg. Me: Was willst du? Cleverbot: Osaakto puhu suomi. Me: Cuntbag. Cleverbot: I agree with that definition. Yeh so I had quite a conversation with this bot.
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[QUOTE=Thethe;24296889]It seems cleverbot has no idea what a meme is[/QUOTE] Me: This is madness CB: Madness? CB: This is Sparta.
[QUOTE=Thethe;24296889]User: I baked you a pie! Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty? User: Oh boy what flavor?! Cleverbot: Raspberry. User: PIE FLAVOR! Cleverbot: Ohh, that's the best kind. It seems cleverbot has no idea what a meme is, thank god.[/QUOTE] read my post you are dumb
[QUOTE] User: Nipples. Cleverbot: What about them? User: Do you have them? Cleverbot: Sure, but they are downstairs. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because they are difficult to deal with. [/QUOTE]
Well fuck me sideways. Cleverbot beat me again. Cleverbot: What do humans do? User: Everything you don't. Cleverbot: What don't I know? User: How to love. Cleverbot: I know how to love duffus. User: Then show me how you, Cleverbot, love. Cleverbot: No, I don't love you. User: Come on honey, not even for the kids? Cleverbot: No? I have a surprise for you. User: Do tell! Cleverbot: Id like to take a minute just sit right there and ill tell you how I became the fresh prince of bel air.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;24296354]you guys do know that it randomly reconnects you to people? You're getting switched from user to user. It's pretty obvious seeing as it doesn't follow the response patterns of a normal chatbot. [editline]04:39PM[/editline] Don't believe me? Simple. Ask something like what time is it or what is your name or where do you live. Different specific answers each time.[/QUOTE] No, you're dumb. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/14AHI.png[/IMG]
Oh, its this thread. Anyways, [quote]Hi Hello. Miss spell something. Something. Wow. Taking over the world. That's what you said you wanted to do. I never said that. But I would like to. I can run fast. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? OK, let's get to the point.[/quote] The fuck is this
[QUOTE=Klownox;24300118]No, you're dumb. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/14AHI.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] lol you believe an image over an actual suggestion that will give you proof otherwise. gj [editline]08:14PM[/editline] [quote]What is your name? My name is Mago. What is your name? You lied to me. HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME??? You told me your name was Tyler. What is your name? My name is Richard.[/quote] sounds like people to me. "You lied to me. HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME???" totally chatbot
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;24301656]lol you believe an image over an actual suggestion that will give you proof otherwise. gj[/QUOTE] Excuse me, please learn what a neural network is. [editline]07:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DOG-GY;24301656]sounds like people to me. "You lied to me. HOW COULD YOU LIE TO ME???" totally chatbot[/QUOTE] And that means nothing. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8EqNi.png[/IMG]
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