• I Found Drugs and Tranny Porn in My Dad's Room Today
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[QUOTE=ITokez;23358528]i think your dad is a faggot sorry[/QUOTE] Yeah, he has a pokeball.
Thread has much potential. [editline]03:56PM[/editline] I lost it when I read about the pokeball. :v:
Steal his tranny porn and hide it :smug:
[QUOTE=PonceDeLeon;23430107]Steal his tranny porn and hide it :smug:[/QUOTE] He might cry then get high.
I saw an Asian Soap Opera on this once. It turns out the dad broke up with his wife because she found him having sexual relations with a man in her bed. Question. Are your parents divorced?
[QUOTE=Tyler702;23430565]I saw an Asian Soap Opera on this once. It turns out the dad broke up with his wife because she found him having sexual relations with a man in her bed. Question. Are your parents divorced?[/QUOTE] :what: How is this relevant?
I found a bottle of Astroglide and KY in my parents closet a while back. Hell, they probably never use it, the bottles both looked full.
I instantly thought of Carl from ATHF after reading this thread.
[QUOTE=Tyler702;23430565]I saw an Asian Soap Opera on this once. It turns out the dad broke up with his wife because she found him having sexual relations with a man in her bed. Question. Are your parents divorced?[/QUOTE] Your mom's a player.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23363613]No, but it's jerkish to always shine spotlights on other people's skeletons in closets (Yeah, sounds bad in plural). If one sees something that one has nothing to do with, that may cause harm if passed on to others, one should learn to shut up. I'm not one for manners, far from, but destroying a person like that can never be justified. OP's a prick, and I hope someone does the same to him so he'll learn to respect others privacy. Because all human beings have the right to such privacy, and I doubt any one of you can really beg to differ. Just look through your browsing history, if it hasn't been cleared recently, I wonder, how many of you would like to have that published? Because statisticly, I'm pretty sure the majority might have a few embarrassing things they'd like to keep to themselves. As for OP's dad, odds are he's homosexual, so it's jerkish in that way too, since when he'd come out of the closet should be up to him, not his obnoxiously attentionwhoring son. I don't have to be him to sympathise, it's called "not being a prick", it's a decent agenda, and if everyone had it, the world would be a better place.[/QUOTE] Vinze, when I first read your comment (the one before this) I thought you were a bit of a prick. I now see you your point and while this thread is somewhat amusing, I have to agree; OP is a cunt.
Why don't you stay the fuck out of your dad's shit? If I was your dad, your brother, or any acquaintance of yours and I found that you had posted pictures of my personal stash on the internet, I'd probably whoop your ass. So what if he does drugs and watches porn? Big deal. I automatically assume my dad does both.
Why go through other people's belongings? Even it you came across it completely accidentally with a legitimate reason which, if that was the case it's not your fault, why post pictures of it on the internet? Everyone has their secrets and need for privacy, it'd probably be a good idea to forget about it completely.
That's the worst thing I could ever imagine happening as a father, my son finding my weed and tranny porn. Wait, what?
[QUOTE=_OG_;23358408] I called in my best friend and my girlfriend to share my discovery, and then had the idea to share this wi...[/QUOTE] wait, so, now we told out girlfriend? oh. very wise.
[QUOTE=User-Maat-Re;23433468] So what if he does drugs and watches porn? Big deal. I automatically assume my dad does both.[/QUOTE] What kind of parents do you guys have? I am sure mine does not do that shit.
[QUOTE=Insulator;23432098]I instantly thought of Carl from ATHF after reading this thread.[/QUOTE] Me too! ATHF Ftw. But anyway, OP your dad is a weird ass.
[QUOTE=brickbox;23436208]What kind of parents do you guys have? I am sure mine does not do that shit.[/QUOTE] Do they drink? That's drugs. I bet you money they watch porn in one way or another. How old are you? In fact how old is OP? Facepunch needs to grow up.
Next time you see him hi-5 him as you pass him, when he asks why, just say, "you know why" then keep walking. If you ever screw up big time, you can use this against him. I also once caught my mom smoking weed, because she was trying to get rid of the pain from a medical condition she had at the time. The whole night i had to deal with a frantic mom who was high as a kite who kept bursting into my room to explain that she wasn't a druggie, that she thought it would help, and that i should never follow her example.. I'm keeping that story for ammo when i really need it. I also know for a fact my dad is into porn big time. What do you expect? Hes a man
[QUOTE=Elcor;23428765]_OG_ im suprised youre still with us on facepunch. Usually when someone makes a thread of this :wtc:'ness they get banned for something related to the thread. Just curious, how old are you? You seem really mature about this, I would be all :byodood:[/QUOTE] I'm 17. [quote=User-Maat-Re]Why don't you stay the fuck out of your dad's shit? If I was your dad, your brother, or any acquaintance of yours and I found that you had posted pictures of my personal stash on the internet, I'd probably whoop your ass. So what if he does drugs and watches porn? Big deal. I automatically assume my dad does both.[/quote] Sure you would, buddy. Besides, if you had read the thread you'd see I don't really care that my dad does drugs or watches porn. [quote=whatthepho21]Why go through other people's belongings? Even it you came across it completely accidentally with a legitimate reason which, if that was the case it's not your fault, why post pictures of it on the internet? Everyone has their secrets and need for privacy, it'd probably be a good idea to forget about it completely.[/quote] I explained why I was looking through his room. I needed scissors and I know he has a pair somewhere in his room. I posted pictures on the internet because what I found was funny. [quote=User-Maat-Re]How old are you? In fact how old is OP? Facepunch needs to grow up.[/quote] I fail to see how I'm being immature about this. I found something funny and posted it on the internet. You're getting upset over nothing. Relax.
I once saw a dildo package in the garbage can, but not really much else. Oh, and my friend found a long anal wand in his bathroom.
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I know how it feels to find out someone close to you is far stranger than you thought. It's an odd feeling as if you need to get to know them again.
[QUOTE=Swilly;23447604]It was back in sixth grade, one day I headed home and went for our piece of shit desktop computer to find that it was still on. Now you must know that my father and mother sleep in separate rooms, mainly because his snoring doesn't let you sleep. Back to the story, the desktop computer is located in my father's room. He has on occasion left it on by accident, instead he turns off the screen like nothing happened. I sighed in annoyance and turned on the screen, to see a repeating animation of a guy fapping off his cock. It was a porn loop, I exited out of the loop and slammed the keyboard out of anger, more along the lines of "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE something LIKE that open!?" So I decided to get revenge on my father and changed his password to 'gay' and the hint was 'what you are'. It took him a week to finally give up and get my mother to beg me to tell them the password. I've never trusted the fucker since.[/QUOTE]You are a disgusting excuse for a son.
Where the fuck are the pictures of the pokeball.
where are the pictures
lol.
Take all of his drugs and tell him he was a terrible influence when he finds you passed out on the kitchen floor, tranny-porn in hand, dick in other. [editline]01:06PM[/editline] Actually just take all his drugs. Drugs rule.
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;23447923]You are a disgusting excuse for a son.[/QUOTE] -snip-
Both of my parents smoke weed. I talk about it with my dad a lot.
[QUOTE=Irongasm;23358507]I was looking thru a bunch of crappy "Jesus" vinyls looking for porn and I found porn, bad thing was it was titled "Chicks with Dicks" and it was vintage so they where all hairy and shit.[/QUOTE] I was looking for the dixie chicks but all I found...
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