• I Found Drugs and Tranny Porn in My Dad's Room Today
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I can see how it is really odd to find that in your Dad's drawer, but I doubt this stuff is that unusual in a lot of people's drawers.
Have you asked your dad about the pokeball yet?
Have you watched any of the movies?
"Ahh a pokeball and my sons card from my birthday a few years back ... this definetly belongs in my tranny porn and pot stash" Logical conclusion.
I hope you smoked some of the weed.
In other news, I found a dildo in my dad's underwear drawer.
[QUOTE=Blobicus;23358455]That's the kind of thing that makes you look at someone completely differently,[/QUOTE] I was in my step-mums room with my brother, who was 1 at the time. He dropped his pacifier on the floor and it rolled under the bed I went down to pick it and found a pink vibrator. What a shitty place to hide a dildo.
Snort the DVDs, smoke the coke, and watch the weed. [editline]01:30PM[/editline] do it.
[QUOTE=myalt22;23362302]I was in my step-mums room with my brother, who was 1 at the time. He dropped his pacifier on the floor and it rolled under the bed I went down to pick it and found a pink vibrator. What a shitty place to hide a dildo.[/QUOTE] Steal it and put it into farm animals. then sneak it back.
[QUOTE=Tools;23358897]Replace his porn collection with your own, and see if he reacts to it.[/QUOTE] He'll run into the OP's room and thank him because he was too damned poor for porn other then tranny porn
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;23362321]Snort the DVDs, smoke the coke, and watch the weed. [editline]01:30PM[/editline] do it.[/QUOTE] what about smoke the dvds, snort the weed, and watch the coke?
I feel bad for you. That's a terrible discovery to make.
your mom has a dick
I got a boner.
[QUOTE=Taymcb;23362429]what about smoke the dvds, snort the weed, and watch the coke?[/QUOTE] How about you smoke it all?
Why did you need scissors ?
That's something special.
I would never look at my dad the same.
This find is the stuff of legends. Seriously, how many people can claim to have found anything remotely like this? Good going OP.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23362735]This find is the stuff of legends. Seriously, how many people can claim to have found anything remotely like this? Good going OP.[/QUOTE] I am one: [IMG_THUMB]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Dildo.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] I just hope that belongs to my mom and not my dad because I poked it.
[QUOTE=Taymcb;23362429]what about smoke the dvds, snort the weed, and watch the coke?[/QUOTE] Watching coke is pretty hardcore, I don't know if his training has prepared him yet. He could just snort all of it.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;23359020]I don't see why this needs a thread, you're not man enough to tell your dad you found them. ON VIDEO.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't embarrass my dad like that. also, because i'm too lazy to quote other posts: 1. i would smoke the weed, but i have plenty 2. pictures of the pokeball and the offending drawer: [img]http://cubeupload.com/files/7779f1img0530.jpg[/img] [img]http://cubeupload.com/files/2b14f1img0533.jpg[/img] 3. i needed scissors to cut something. what else would i use scissors for?
[QUOTE=_OG_;23363109]I wouldn't embarrass my dad like that. [/QUOTE] Just do it.
So what if he's got a "different" interest, he's only human. Everyone's got their own "fetish", and anyone who doesn't is either a liar, a Mormon, or a lobotomy patient. I suspect you are none of these things, so you probably have a fetish too. Everyone does, even parents. On the subject of the drugs, everyone has different ways of finding enjoyment, and drugs are one way that people find their enjoyment, no matter how verboten they are.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23362287]In other news, I found a dildo in my dad's underwear drawer.[/QUOTE] :pwn:
Is it remotely possibly that your dad's a transexual?
Is it just me or is cube upload being a bitch and not letting anyone see the pictures?
[QUOTE=Mexican;23361288]Vinze is OP's dad [editline]02:56PM[/editline] ground him Vinze[/QUOTE] No, but it's jerkish to always shine spotlights on other people's skeletons in closets (Yeah, sounds bad in plural). If one sees something that one has nothing to do with, that may cause harm if passed on to others, one should learn to shut up. I'm not one for manners, far from, but destroying a person like that can never be justified. OP's a prick, and I hope someone does the same to him so he'll learn to respect others privacy. Because all human beings have the right to such privacy, and I doubt any one of you can really beg to differ. Just look through your browsing history, if it hasn't been cleared recently, I wonder, how many of you would like to have that published? Because statisticly, I'm pretty sure the majority might have a few embarrassing things they'd like to keep to themselves. As for OP's dad, odds are he's homosexual, so it's jerkish in that way too, since when he'd come out of the closet should be up to him, not his obnoxiously attentionwhoring son. I don't have to be him to sympathise, it's called "not being a prick", it's a decent agenda, and if everyone had it, the world would be a better place.
if i had found weed in my dads room i would be happy as hell. but coke and tranny porn. hmmmm
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;23363342]Just do it.[/QUOTE] Your fucking avatar...:fap:
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