• [Kotaku] You Can Hire Bodyguards for Battlefield 3
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;33744586]"turns cheating into a profession" How in the fuck could this be considered cheating[/QUOTE] I think he means people who use cheats like aimbots will sell themselves using cheats to protect another player.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;33744586]"turns cheating into a profession" How in the fuck could this be considered cheating[/QUOTE] He's clearly implying that playing the game correctly is cheating.
I'm up for hire as a BF3 bodyguard on the PC version. Add me on origin (newtee2), I'll charge 5 dollars an hour. Don't worry I'm the best, I'm rank 40 with 90k heals, over 900 revives, and a 1.8 KDR. 245 kills on the AN-94 bitches. hit me up
I usually do this when my friends play a video game for the first time...
This has gone on since battlefield 2
"for the right price, these gamers will die for you" oh god why...
[QUOTE=usaokay;33748582]But what happens when your bodyguard turns out to be a total newb or just plain sucks when the team is up against better players?[/QUOTE] Use him as sniper bait :v:
'Here i come up on an enemy that gets the jump on me' Walks up and looks at some guy. Stops then runs again. Then shoots.
This is clearly for people who lack friends lol.
Videogame prostitutes?
[QUOTE=CommanderPT;33751902]Videogame prostitutes?[/QUOTE] I'll suck your e-peen for 5 dollars.
[QUOTE=john_frohman;33756783]I'll suck your e-peen for 5 dollars.[/QUOTE] Isn't that kinda what titles are here
I'd do this but my BF3 skills are average at best :(
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;33744586]"turns cheating into a profession" How in the fuck could this be considered cheating[/QUOTE] I agree, it isn't cheating, but the service only hires well recognized pro's.
I usually do this just for fun. You know join a random server then a random squad and help them out in anyway i can. I just follow them and try to work as a team. But no... i would never pay for such service or get paid.
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