Worlds Most Disturbing Sex Toys - General

[QUOTE=bravehat;22566591]Wouldn't be THAT bad depending how tight the fit is, cause those points don't look filed to a point.[/QUOTE] Wtf is wrong with you

[QUOTE=chilla0;22566959]Wtf is wrong with you[/QUOTE] Observation =/= wrong :downs:

[QUOTE=bravehat;22566591]Wouldn't be THAT bad depending how tight the fit is, cause those points don't look filed to a point.[/QUOTE] It depends on how big your dick is.

This isn't really disturbing, but it's more :wtc:. [B]Fantasy Door Swing[/B] [IMG]http://content2.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/sex-swings/fantasydoorswing-ia-k-ib-k876_1152576-350x350.jphe[/IMG] [url]http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/sex-swings/sp-fantasy-door-swing-14462.aspx[/url]

"This soft leather strap-on harness makes it easy to strap a dildo to your face." Haha what

Some of those don't look too bad but others look like they belong in Doctor Doom's dungeon.

[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/kochi.jpg[/img] KAWAII DESU NEEEE

That thing is just scary.

Thanks asshole, I'm going to have nightmares about that abomination now.

[QUOTE=haushippo;22565966][img]http://imgur.com/KuynV.jpg[/img] what.[/QUOTE] Sex with dwarf head?

I saw this and cringed horribly last time I read this article [IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/cock_chastity.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=FoxMeister;22566506][url]www.brutaldildos.com[/url] Obviously NSFW.[/QUOTE] What...? :ohdear:

... That's scary. O.O A man's private's should never be restrained.

[QUOTE=xpod1;22567546]I saw this and cringed horribly last time I read this article [IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/cock_chastity.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I thought it was kinda hot But I would never do it I would never let them cuff me I'd be too scared with trust and such oh god they could do ANYTHING to you

[img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/terrifying2/cannon.jpg[/img]

There are things Man was not meant to see. A rod that you shove up someone's urethra is one of them.

[QUOTE=xpod1;22567546][IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/cock_chastity.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [I]Cuff him, boys, and throw the key away![/I]

[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22567912][I]Cuff him, [b]boys,[/b] and throw the key away![/I][/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=GunskiMod;22567813][img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/terrifying2/cannon.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I've seen a thing that size showed into a vag. Wonders of the internet.

How about straps so we can recreate Human Centipede but without all the surgery?

[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;22568030]How about straps so we can recreate Human Centipede but without all the surgery?[/QUOTE] You would like that wouldn't you.

Hey, didn't someone on Facepunch get that dragon dildo?

Woot

[QUOTE=Rizzey;22568193]Hey, didn't someone on Facepunch get that dragon dildo?[/QUOTE] This is facepunch. OF COARSE someone would buy a dragon dildo.

A furry made this thread, the orca and the drippy dragon is in the articles, both of them are "Bad Dragon" products. Nice one!

[QUOTE=Jimmymi;22568233]A furry made this thread, the orca and the drippy dragon is in the articles, both of them are "Bad Dragon" products. Nice one![/QUOTE] Because all furries buy orca/dragon penis shaped dildos. :downs:

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;22568269]Because all furries buy orca/dragon penis shaped dildos. :downs:[/QUOTE] Who said they did? :smug:

[QUOTE=Jimmymi;22568289]Who said they did? :smug:[/QUOTE] You smug bastard.

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;22568293]You smug bastard.[/QUOTE] Can't blame me! :D

[QUOTE=Rizzey;22568193]Hey, didn't someone on Facepunch get that dragon dildo?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=14515149&postcount=2579[/url] I have no idea why Goatse is the first img :ohdear: