Worlds Most Disturbing Sex Toys

[soccerskyman]

[quote=w 1 z;22568325][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=14515149&postcount=2579[/url]

i have no idea why goatse is the first img :ohdear:[/quote]
oh god what

[mzathemind]

[QUOTE=w 1 z;22568325][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=14515149&postcount=2579[/url]

I have no idea why Goatse is the first img :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Fuckin massive.

[justin1992]

[QUOTE=JesterUK;22566504][img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/terrifying2/ring.jpg[/img]

:ohdear:[/QUOTE]

Imagine having the lady strip in front of you and watching your cock slowly swell up towards the spikes.. :ohdear:

[liltourette]

None of these are disturbing. :colbert:

[ghostfais]

now i have a new shopping list, thanks!

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=Ninja_Duck;22568030]How about straps so we can recreate Human Centipede but without all the surgery?[/QUOTE]

I watched that movie last night.

... what the fuck did I watch?! That was a waste of an hour and a half (or however long it was). Did he ever actually EXPLAIN why he did it?

Argh, I don't mean to derail, but that pissed me off.

[Rigged237]

[QUOTE=xpod1;22567546]I saw this and cringed horribly last time I read this article
[IMG]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/cock_chastity.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I've been staring at this picture for 5 minutes now.
I still cannot wrap my head around what that's supposed to do.

[ghostfais]

cuff around balls, cock in tube, getting hard is deemed impossible

[mikeyt493]

[QUOTE=Rigged237;22569198]I've been staring at this picture for 5 minutes now.
I still cannot wrap my head around what that's supposed to do.[/QUOTE]

you put your cock in the pipe and handcuff yourself, it's a domination fetish thing. You can't get hard with it on, and your partner has total control over you.

[Rigged237]

wonderful

[Pardalis]

[url]http://www.bad-dragon.com/[/url]
It's quite NSFW.

[tsar]

these are some of the most disturbing things I have ever seen. :ohdear:

[Tacosheller]

[QUOTE=mzathemind;22568019]I've seen a thing that size showed into a vag.
Wonders of the internet.[/QUOTE]

Link? :q:

[Rizzey]

[QUOTE=w 1 z;22568325][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=14515149&postcount=2579[/url]

I have no idea why Goatse is the first img :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Ah right. I guess I can still trust the Dragon Megathread(s) for my weekly dose of mindfuckery.

[willer]

[QUOTE=w 1 z;22565920][URL="http://www.bad-dragon.com"]www.bad-dragon.com[/URL]

:gonk: :ohdear: :suicide:[/QUOTE]
Savin' up for one
:whip:

[ghostfais]

[QUOTE=Tacosheller;22569431]Link? :q:[/QUOTE]

request seconded

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Rizzey;22568193]Hey, didn't someone on Facepunch get that dragon dildo?[/QUOTE]

Mudkipslol got one but not one on display on Cracked

[Dave825]

A knife.

[Mokkan13]

:barf: some of that stuff's just... weird.

[Saxon]

[QUOTE=justin1992;22568433]Imagine having the lady strip in front of you and watching your cock slowly swell up towards the spikes.. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
New form of torture, cuff a mans wang up with that and have naked women walk by

[Relys]

I lol'd so hard.

[Lebowski]

[QUOTE=Saxon;22572297]New form of torture, cuff a mans wang up with that and have naked women walk by[/QUOTE]

hnnnnnng