Create Moses and have him split the puddle as you walk across it and then turn it into wine
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17770021]Create Moses and have him split the puddle as you walk across it and then turn it into wine[/QUOTE]
This. :v:
You have a smoke while you think about where to find a puddle on such a warm day.
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Problem Solved.
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[QUOTE=laserpanda;17771117]You have a smoke while you think about where to find a puddle on such a warm day.
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Go to a Walmart and steal a laptop and Create a fraud ebay account and use a fake credit card to buy many goodies.
Turn yourself into a laser-shooting panda, rampage around town.
After walking across the puddle etc.
After walking across the puddle you see a satan
Use your stolen cell phone to call God and have a little chat.
get a baseball bat to protect yourself with.
Buy a gun for self-defence.
Set up a piss to wine factory and sell wine cheap.
[QUOTE=MightyHaku;17791647]Set up a piss to wine factory and sell wine cheap.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit this!
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