• Cautionary Tale: Heavy Drinking
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[QUOTE=Number-41;27587923]€140??? On my most expensive evenings I spend €10 or something. Why on earth would you spend that much...[/QUOTE] Because I'm fucking stupid, I ordered way too much at the bar, and maybe I bought some drinks to my friends, not sure. Yeah and beers here in Finland cost like 4-5€ in bars and drinks can be like 7€
Guy: [i]"Hey bra, lets switch clothes on the way to the hotel!"[/i] You: [i]"Okay!" *vomit*[/i]
Yeah I learned the hard way too. Got a ride home by some friendly paramedics that night.
vodka is bad news, nuff said
This isnt really that standout different to what a lot of people experience, when drinking that bit too much and just being plain unlucky.
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1049613-Alcohol-sucks[/url]
How I read the OP: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV1R-KVQfS4[/media]
Anyways, what I did is not the worst part here. It's the degree of how hungover I was. I have never been so hungover in my life, and I believe I never will be. When I woke up it felt like somehad taken a massive shit in my mouth. It felt like had razors in my head. And as if I had gone through a mangle. I could barely fucking move, and this lasted 2 days, well it wasn't as bad the next day but still.
I seem to be lucky enough to not get hangovers (at least not the headache part) about last month we went out drinking and I aparently got so drunk that some girls bought me and my other two friends some shots but one of them diden't like liquor and the other had to drive so they gave them both to me then when the party who bought us them went outside and didn't touch their shots I ran over and drank theirs and ran out to the car (but not before stealing the garbage bag of free peanuts they have) Got home puked all over my floor and went to sleep. I still have the peanuts.
This is why you should drink responsibly. It's not that bad though, everyone needs to find out how far they can go. Then it's just a matter of not crossing that line. Look on the bright side, you've got a nice story now.
Got drunk, fucked a bitch. A very true friend sobered me up though by forcefeeding me bread and water. I really owe him one.
I always find it funny how alchohol is still legal, you can compare it to heroin and crack cocaine and they're safer.
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;27584133]The Hangover 2?[/QUOTE] Hangover: Origins
[QUOTE=Am I Really?;27586150]hi sloppy[/QUOTE] hi
Not as cool as the time i got fucked up on new years, puked all over my friends back yard and my bath tub, felt completely fine after puking in the tub which is surprising being i was unable to walk the night before, went downstairs and ate lasagna with my family. Didn't even flinch, was motherfucking delicious. That's how you fucking do it.
That sounds like you caught a virus, it's not just from drinking. The hangover probably made it feel a lot worse though. I bet if you did the exact same things but without the drinking you still would have gotten sick.
I'm not even going to tell stories. I'm a fucking tank.
waking up in a completely strange house is the fucking weirdest happening new years 2010-2011 never forget
[QUOTE=Septimas;27584583]I got drunk and we put a bikepump into a friends asshole and pumped it, and he had a 30 second fart, and then shat himself all over the floor.[/QUOTE] Made my fucking day.
That's kind of sad really, I've only vomited once from alcohol. Never blacked out, but I did knock myself out falling down onto the corner of a couch.
[QUOTE=Esteam;27590555]I always find it funny how alchohol is still legal, you can compare it to heroin and crack cocaine and they're safer.[/QUOTE] I disagree that heroin is safer, if we are talking about how easy it is to overdose.
I love drinking alcohol in the evening/day before but when i wake up the next day with a hangover from hell i just want the world to swallow me whole. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] also on new years i passed out at like 5 minutes after 12 and woke up on my cousins house floor with a big trail of beer, well i think it was beer leading from the living room to where i was my jeans and boxers where soaked.
Last time I got that drunk I almost did things with a fat nasty ass chick. The good news is I don't remember most of it and my friend busted in and was all like dis guy is out of his mind. Then I puked and passed out.
One of my friends downed an entire bottle of everclear in a couple of hours. She barely survived.
The magic of vodka :buddy: The only time I've been really drunk was off vodka, but I've never been that hungover before.
Drink responsibly.
That sucks, but we've all been there.
Had my occasions of extreme intoxication, I kinda know my borders now though...
Drink alone to take the pain away :)
I often get really drunk and hookup with women I really shouldn't
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