I refuse the scan.
I refuse the pat down from male staff.
Only female.
Full boner when pat down.
As I see it, its a win win situation.
We're not big on airport security in Scotland. Whenever Al-Qaeda show up [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Glasgow_International_Airport_attack#John_Smeaton]it's not really a big deal[/url].
[QUOTE=Jobby;26256102]We're not big on airport security in Scotland. Whenever Al-Qaeda show up [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Glasgow_International_Airport_attack#John_Smeaton]it's not really a big deal[/url].[/QUOTE]
It's easy we just beat the shit out of them.
[QUOTE=TH89;26240859]You put your belt in a box and the box goes in a machine and then your pants fall down and everyone laughs[/QUOTE]
You put your AK-47 in a box and the box goes into the machine and then you forget to take it and Osama laughs
MISSION FAILED
[QUOTE=tesher07;26240843]I was wondering what would your airport security consist of to be optimal if not very good, but at the same not bring a huge backlash.[/QUOTE]
Unload your pockets and go through this metal detector. If there's metal on you, it will beep.
(if it beeps)
Someone go get the metal wand! Sir, we're going to move a stick around. It'll look for metal, and tell us how much there is in what places. If you have a nipple ring or something the wand will say there's only a little metal on your chest. If you have a knife in your armpit it'll ring like crazy.
[QUOTE=paul simon;26244945]I remember about 5 years ago when we didn't have any sort of safety checks at all.[/QUOTE]
Closer to 10 years ago. And I could still fly on my parents passport.
[QUOTE=paul simon;26244945]I remember about 5 years ago when we didn't have any sort of safety checks at all.[/QUOTE]
I remember when you could smoke on planes still. They made the smokers sit in the back of the plane or have them walk to the back.
I remember flying to Italy and a bunch of people where crammed in the back for a quick smoke.
I was molested :(
Anyone who complains is a terrorist supporter anyways
Swedish airport - Stockholm Arlanda as I arrived a lot of police patrolling and drugs dogs waiting for ye as you come out of the airplane.
I just came back from my trip to India. In my country, not so heavy. In fact, its very light. But in India, there are 2 bunkers equipped with machine guns in the entry ramp for the cars and every security guard has either a rifle or an Mp5 and Kevlar Vest is mandatory.
And guess what, 4 Armored Personell Carrier parking around the airport. (I managed to count up to 4 though, there could be more)
Whoa.
I just flew from USA to Germany this past Summer and it wasnt to bad. I mean I had to go through a lot of checks and what not but all the checks took a maximum of 30 min tops there and back
They wouldn't let me bring my pregnant king cobra on a plane :saddowns:
Atlanta, the most security I've ever seen in an airport.
[QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;26267083]They wouldn't let me bring my pregnant king cobra on a plane :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Dude, My sister's husband used to work as a flight steward and guess what, one of his flight had a snake (im not sure which kind) loose in the cabin. Epic chaos.
Bristol Airport, south west England.
It's very good. Very smooth, very regulated, very thorough. I personally have no problem passing through as a passenger or member of flight crew.
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