• How The Gays Stole Christmas, according to the Blizzard Forums
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[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;51575118]can we honestly not have two male friends anymore w/o assuming their boning?[/QUOTE] FUCK this post dr. eggman x shadow for life
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;51575118]Unless someone says Finn and Poe are gay then they're not. Neither are Cherruit or Blaze, can we honestly not have two male friends anymore w/o assuming their boning? The first thing Finn asks Rey is if she has a boyfriend, clearly he's gay.[/QUOTE] I had no idea anyone would ever think they were gay until my bro brought it up for both films separately. Ironically, he was using it as a point to show that my opinion didn't matter about Rogue one cause I couldn't understand simple complexities like the Cherruit and Blaze dynamic (even though they were never remotely presented gay). :v: You wouldn't believe how much people actually want these things to be true despite the directors/actors just being like, "Yah, it's whatever you want to believe in no matter how not true bruv."
They just seem upset that their imaginary girlfriend is gay.
The people who get upset that others are celebrating that tracer is gay are probably the same who mock people who "headcannon" sexuality for characters too They let everyone know how much they don't care about a characters sexuality but make sure to care when others want to use their imagination for nonconcrete things
[QUOTE=Tudd;51575140]I had no idea anyone would ever think they were gay until my bro brought it up for both films separately. Ironically, he was using it as a point to show that my opinion didn't matter about Rogue one cause I couldn't understand simple complexities like the Cherruit and Blaze dynamic (even though they were never remotely presented gay). :v: You wouldn't believe how much people actually want these things to be true despite the directors/actors just being like, "Yah, it's whatever you want to believe in no matter how not true bruv."[/QUOTE] watching the movie with wishful thinking, there's a lot of chemistry they have which can be misconstrued as a budding love and general affection, I don't blame people for coming to the conclusion (both in a "fangirl wanting a gay couple to ship" way, and a "staunch anti-gay looking too hard into how things could be gay" way), but it really doesn't seem it was intended to come out that way so much as being "an unlikely friendship through comradery in a crazy adventure" also for the record that was mark hamill [media]https://twitter.com/chirrazes/status/687094098600173569[/media]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51575063]As someone who thinks that labels are dumb and chooses to live who I damn well want to and not stick to a label. Labels can be important to people to help but it also can be toxic as hell. I don't think it matters that she's bi/lesbian, lore says she's got a girlfriend. And yeah if you think the lore is dumb just ignore it. It ain't hurting anybody. Tracer is still the same hero she is in game now with all of her abilities. Lore doesn't change shit about what the character does in game.[/QUOTE] Labels aren't gonna end your fucking freedom I can label myself gay/bi and it's not like I'm suddenly locked in the gay cage with no escape They're toxic if you make them so and you choose to care so much about what othe people do. Let others live how they want
[QUOTE=dai;51575162]watching the movie with wishful thinking, there's a lot of chemistry they have which can be misconstrued as a budding love and general affection, I don't blame people for coming to the conclusion (both in a "fangirl wanting a gay couple to ship" way, and a "staunch anti-gay looking too hard into how things could be gay" way), but it really doesn't seem it was intended to come out that way so much as being "an unlikely friendship through comradery in a crazy adventure" also for the record that was mark hamill [media]https://twitter.com/chirrazes/status/687094098600173569[/media][/QUOTE] I just thought of them as battle brothers and left it at that. Makes sense for every moment they had together and how they never showed any real romantic affection. Either way, now that I know Star Wars is only limited by my imagination according to director/actors; I am pretty sure Han Solo and Chewie got it on alot and we broke new ground with the first acceptable furry couple in cinema.
[QUOTE=Tudd;51575229]I just thought of them as battle brothers and left it at that. Makes sense for every moment they had together and how they never showed any real romantic affection. Either way, now that I know Star Wars is only limited by my imagination according to director/actors; I am pretty sure Han Solo and Chewie got it on alot and we broke new ground with the first acceptable furry couple in cinema.[/QUOTE] I mean if you want to believe that go ahead. Don't let anyone stop you Anyone who actually cares what headcanon people want to insert into stories for personal enjoyment are morons. Let people enjoy things how they want, not how you demand they do so
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;51575118]Unless someone says Finn and Poe are gay then they're not. Neither are Cherruit or Blaze, can we honestly not have two male friends anymore w/o assuming their boning? The first thing Finn asks Rey is if she has a boyfriend, clearly he's gay.[/QUOTE] But he did ask whether she had a boyfriend in a way that'd be weird for a straight person to phrase it. He was like "You got a boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?" Maybe he wanted to steal her man.
and unreasonable amount of people getting unreasonably upset over a video game comic
daddy?
No! THIS IS NOT ALRIGHT! It is not alright to specify a character's sexuality when it has literally zero relevance, this is 100% political, I can assure you, Blizzard writers clearly are trying to inject their own political ideas into their work. I can't believe they would make Torbjorn have like sixty kids, how disgusting, they're doing nothing but pandering to the Mormon crowd. Shame on you, Blizzard.
[QUOTE=Pascall;51574758]Can we stop making this joke.[/QUOTE] Wait it was a joke? I honestly thought it was just a random comment in the mass of the other "Tracer's gay" comments. That explains the dumbs, mb lol [editline]24th December 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=01271;51574774]So when are you getting mod?[/QUOTE] Phew mate nice swing.
[QUOTE=booster;51575527]Wait it was a joke? I honestly thought it was just a random comment in the mass of the other "Tracer's gay" comments. That explains the dumbs, mb lol [editline]24th December 2016[/editline] Phew mate nice swing.[/QUOTE] You are either completely oblivious of what's going on in this forum or you are just doing the whole "I was just pretending to be retarded", either way 01271 did in fact made a nice swing.
[QUOTE=Damjen;51575544]You are either completely oblivious of what's going on in this forum or you are just doing the whole "I was just pretending to be retarded", either way 01271 did in fact made a nice swing.[/QUOTE] I am completely oblivious of the "Attack helicopter" joke. I literally thought the author of the video put it in there to mix things up a bit. [editline]24th December 2016[/editline] Sorry I'm not keeping up with the latest memes <3
[QUOTE=Tudd;51574523]I would be more triggered that it comes off like a weird fan fiction more than anything.[/QUOTE] Except it was only one shot of her kissing her girlfriend. You know lesbians exist in real life?
[QUOTE=booster;51575546]I am completely oblivious of the "Attack helicopter" joke. I literally thought the author of the video put it in there to mix things up a bit. [editline]24th December 2016[/editline] Sorry I'm not keeping up with the latest memes <3[/QUOTE] the attack helicopter thing started with the more ridiculous people with a paragraph about their 'identity' on tumblr and shit, now it's being run into the ground by edgelords
Tracer being lesbian only makes it hotter tbh
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;51575579]the attack helicopter thing started with the more ridiculous people with a paragraph about their 'identity' on tumblr and shit, now it's being run into the ground by edgelords[/QUOTE] Ah, well that's a farfetched joke if I ever heard one.
[QUOTE=croguy;51575592]Tracer being lesbian only makes it hotter tbh[/QUOTE] Far as the porn was concerned, she was already a lesbian. Now it's just NTR.
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;51575579]the attack helicopter thing started with the more ridiculous people with a paragraph about their 'identity' on tumblr and shit, now it's being run into the ground by edgelords[/QUOTE] Half Drank Milk Carton will just have to fill its place then.
Yeah, I don't get the huge outcry. She's a lesbian, so what? If anything, that means there's going to be even more girl on girl porn of her that some of these guys have probably been masturbating to anyway... If they're so concerned about the SJW boogeyman, then maybe they shouldn't have decided to play a game with a cast of characters that the developers describe as "diverse". That should've been the "trigger" right there for them. I also don't really get how this was forced, despite some of my friends and countless others saying it was. It's not like Tracer was going around shouting "I'M GAY", it was just a casual, unexpected kiss with a girl.
I don't get the 'pandering' thing tbh. The story itself is just about tracer getting a gift for her SO. Whether her SO was a woman or not really has no significant impact, it's really just a tiny detail. How can people be so mad about this?!
[QUOTE=Erfly;51576054]I don't get the 'pandering' thing tbh. The story itself is just about tracer getting a gift for her SO. Whether her SO was a woman or not really has no significant impact, it's really just a tiny detail. How can people be so mad about this?![/QUOTE] I guess it's because some people interpret it as a way to make tumblr-people happy or something
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;51576080]I guess it's because some people interpret it as a way to make tumblr-people happy or something[/QUOTE] Yeah I suppose. Sad to see that people still think sexuality itself is political :v:
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;51574936]The "triggered" meme applies to any group, because most people actually are pretty sensitive because wow we're emotional creatures who'dathoughtit. So yeah, if you want to reach people, bad idea.[/QUOTE] I hate how people refer to it as "being triggered" more than anything else. I don't know why, but it just pisses me off. Kind of like the word cuck, which so many people used for a while for everything and nothing.
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[QUOTE=Jorori;51574856]Make those kind of comments ban-on-sight, please[/QUOTE] Plenty of these posts have already been banned for that exact same joke. Apparently that one was 'special' or something and got to avoid it.
I don't get why anyone is up in arms about this. Seriously, you can still jerk it to buttery smooth SFM animations of Tracer getting railed by a 5-foot dick. Nobody's gonna stop you. Her official sexuality shouldn't send you into a tantrum.
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