How The Gays Stole Christmas, according to the Blizzard Forums - General

[QUOTE=Judas;51591449]overwatch has an asexual character [img]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch/images/6/6a/Bastion_portrait.png/revision/latest?cb=20160429042023[/img][/QUOTE] Bastion was in the men only brawl Ana refers to Bastion as a girl during her ult. What does it mean

[QUOTE=Oizen;51591904]Bastion was in the men only brawl Ana refers to Bastion as a girl during her ult. What does it mean[/QUOTE] bastion is genderfluid

[QUOTE=Duck M.;51591913]bastion is genderfluid[/QUOTE] bastion is bastion

[QUOTE=Duck M.;51591913]bastion is genderfluid[/QUOTE] Bastion is B-MO

[QUOTE=Oizen;51591904]Bastion was in the men only brawl Ana refers to Bastion as a girl during her ult. What does it mean[/QUOTE] bastion is gender nonconforming blizzard bringing it all out

[QUOTE=Oizen;51591904]Bastion was in the men only brawl Ana refers to Bastion as a girl during her ult. What does it mean[/QUOTE] Bastion is a machine and people are projecting human traits onto a non human entity.

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;51592028]Bastion is a machine and people are projecting human traits onto a non human entity.[/QUOTE] Technically all video game characters are machines

[QUOTE=buttered_toast;51591673]"someone here is gay but we won't tell you" sounds kinda like a grab for SJW attention imo[/QUOTE] s-s-s-SJWS!!!!!!! can the circle jerk over that stupid fucking acronym please stop? every time i see it at this point it makes me want to eat a taco made of glass

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;51592028]Bastion is a machine and people are projecting human traits onto a non human entity.[/QUOTE] Kinda nitpicky, but human traits probably isn't the right word to use considering that you've got Winston who isn't human but likely has some sort of actual genitalia and isn't a lifeless metal robot.

[QUOTE=Anderan;51591892]Two in fact since I'm pretty sure zenyatta is asexual.[/QUOTE] I don't think Zenyatta is asexual, he's just a monk.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51574539]straight people are such whiners, holy shit[/QUOTE] Lmao you biased, ugly human. [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=ZestyLemons;51592028]Bastion is a machine and people are projecting human traits onto a non human entity.[/QUOTE] Omnics are sentient AI. They are people, but do not necessarily have a gender. Conjugating robots/objects is always female [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Levithan;51591198]most of my friends are queer, we tend to clump together[/QUOTE] Ah, that'd explain why your views are so strong. Get more [I]whiny straights[/I] in your life and you'll probably be less biased.

[QUOTE=Skerion;51592238]Kinda nitpicky, but human traits probably isn't the right word to use considering that you've got Winston who isn't human but likely has some sort of actual genitalia and isn't a lifeless metal robot.[/QUOTE] Except winston is quite human for everything except his look. It might as well be a big fat man in a gorilla suit.

[QUOTE=Radical_ed;51592615]Lmao you biased, ugly human. [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] Omnics are sentient AI. They are people, but do not necessarily have a gender. Conjugating robots/objects is always female [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] Ah, that'd explain why your views are so strong. Get more [I]whiny straights[/I] in your life and you'll probably be less biased.[/QUOTE] The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Gender bigotry(?) or just dumb" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ, "The Straights", "The Imperium of Straights".

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] You're begining to sound like a cartoon with the straight people boogeymen.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] Just because the more retarded chunk of the population unironically talks about 'the gay agenda' doesn't mean you should be doing the opposite. Just saying.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] Poe's law is in pretty strong effect here. Please clarify.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Imperium of Straights[/QUOTE] :what:

[QUOTE=Judas;51591449]overwatch has an asexual character [IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch/images/6/6a/Bastion_portrait.png/revision/latest?cb=20160429042023[/IMG][/QUOTE] But what is the gender of Ganymede :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] You know if you want LGBT equality in society treating the other ~97% of society as some collective enemy faction isn't the way to go.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] i'm not even straight but excuse me what

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] FOR FUCKS SAKES. Every other damn posts from you is about how straights and people who practice Christianity are the bane of humankind. It's genuinly fucking annoying.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] Hey yo if you keep referring to straight people as "the straights" can I refer to you as "the gays?" As someone who doesn't know their own sexuality, please stop acting like this. LGBTQ+ and straight people aren't enemies, christ.

It's almost as if straight people make up most of the planet and it's fucking retarded to say that most of the population is evil.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648]The Straights enjoy representation from pretty much every friggin' fictional character, but goooood forbid if one of them turns out to be gay! This is such a petty thing to complain about; it's like a really rich kid bawling their eyes out when their dad gives a dollar out of their son's allowance for the day to their less-fortunate step-sibling. The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] You seem like the kind of person to be super obnoxious and loud about their sexuality, then get offended and throw a giant temper tantrum when normal people dont really want to hear you yell about it.

I'm gonna add "Imperium of Straights" to my list of phrases I'm gonna use someday.

[QUOTE=Levithan;51592648] The Imperium of Straights need to get their collective acts together.[/QUOTE] Again. "Why aren't we taken seriously?" well then we get to see posts like [I]yours.[/I] Do you understand how fucking difficult it is to talk to people like my mom about LGBT stuff? Its because fucking awful opinions like yours are the only ones people pay attention to because they make so much noise. Granted I doubt you even leave the house so you don't see this attitude's effect on people. [editline]28th December 2016[/editline] I mean, seriously. Imagine hearing that drivel over and over and over again in the shoes of a conservative, die-hard christian like my mom. Want to know why it was hard to introduce her to my trans girlfriend? Why it was hard for me to come out of the closet as gay? Why millions of other people just like you and me have trouble with their folks? Because idiotic posts like these help dig the "us-vs-them" mentality deeper and deeper. Every post I see of yours makes me ill because all I see is the hard right being legitimized. You are doing the opposite of helping. You are not some cool, hard-ass, guerrilla freedom fighter. No, instead, you're the problem. You and people like you make everything [I]so much worse.[/I] And fucking "Imperium of Straights", get out of here with that talk and go back to tumblr or whatever echo chamber you scrambled out of. Fuck's sake, posts like that make me sympathize with transphobic/homophobic people because all you do is make it so they feel attacked. Get a goddamn hold of yourself.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;51593938]Again. "Why aren't we taken seriously?" well then we get to see posts like [I]yours.[/I] Do you understand how fucking difficult it is to talk to people like my mom about LGBT stuff? Its because fucking awful opinions like yours are the only ones people pay attention to because they make so much noise. Granted I doubt you even leave the house so you don't see this attitude's effect on people.[/QUOTE] If you dont hush your sinful tongue The Imperium of Straghts will inject you with Heterotoxin.

I'm surprised the "straight people are such whiners" and "straight imperium" aren't considered driveby shitposts. Levithan, you do this an awful lot. Actually defend your fucking points for once.

[QUOTE=rndgenerator;51592634]Except winston is quite human for everything except his look. It might as well be a big fat man in a gorilla suit.[/QUOTE] The dude would have had some similar traits (and a dick) anyway regardless of whether or not he was genetically modified and capable of speaking English, though.